There is a beast in the bright morning.

Chapter 30 Drinking makes things worse

After stopping Tianlu's actions, Haochen awkwardly handed the half-eaten Difu signboard, still covered in Tianlu's saliva, to Diting, whose face was grim.

“Diting, don’t mind him. You know Tianlu isn’t exactly a genius.”

"It's alright, I'll have someone make another sign later." Di Ting took a deep breath, trying to calm himself down.

The subordinate beside him said to Di Ting, "The last time Di Ting suffered such a serious loss was when that monkey came, right?"

Di Ting whispered to his subordinates, "Extend their lifespans as much as possible, especially that blue Pixiu. Make sure to keep them in the mortal realm and don't let them come to the underworld again."

After that, Hao Chen was unaware that not only the Qilin, but he himself had also been blacklisted by the underworld.

Unlike the four-legged creatures on this side, September's side appears quite harmonious.

Looking at the bright red hot pot broth that had just been served in September, she was still thankful that she could handle spicy food, otherwise she wouldn't be able to have hot pot today.

Then in September, he shouted to everyone, "Everyone, get ready to get started!"

Nezha suddenly tore off his arm and said, "I have lotus roots here."

After seeing Nezha's severed arm turn into a lotus root, September showed an expression of "I didn't expect it": "Oh well, just as I expected."

At this moment, Ao Lie saw that Nezha had prepared the ingredients, so he reached into his mouth and pulled out a large squid, a large crab, a large lobster, a large abalone, a large sea cucumber and other seafood.

"I brought some seafood, please feel free to use it, and let me know if you need more."

Looking at the seafood in Ao Lie's hands, covered in his sticky saliva, Jiu Yue suddenly felt nauseous: "Lie Lie, at least wash it before taking it out, okay!"

Ao Lie said nonchalantly, "What does it matter, September? My saliva isn't dirty, and ambergris can be used in medicine."

Upon hearing Ao Lie's words, Jiu Yue angrily grabbed Ao Lie's collar and roared, "Bastard, who cares if your saliva can be used as medicine? I just mind, is that a problem?"

Xiaoyu stepped in to mediate: "Alright, September, you know Lie Lie, he's just like that. I brought some carrots, a specialty of the Moon Palace, would you like to try them?"

"From the Moon Palace? I'd like to try it and see how it differs from the ones in the supermarket."

After releasing Ao Lie in September, the little imp who was serving him stepped forward and took the seafood that Ao Lie had brought out to process.

Seeing that Nezha and Ao Lie had prepared ingredients, Jingwei felt bad that she hadn't brought anything.

Then Jingwei held up the eggs in her hand and said, "I brought eggs!"

Looking at the egg in Jingwei's hand, Jiuyue was a little confused. Jingwei wasn't like Nezha, a vegetable spirit, nor was she like Ao Lie, whose mouth was practically touching the West Sea: "Huh, you clearly didn't bring anything just now?"

However, Jingwei said nonchalantly, "We just tried our best."

When September heard Jingwei's words, she didn't understand for a moment, but when she saw the panicked seagull above Jingwei's head, she immediately understood and quickly stopped Jingwei from throwing the egg into the hot pot: "Hey, Jingwei, wait a minute?"

After rescuing Jingwei's egg, on September's side, Xiaotian couldn't wait to take out the food he had prepared: "I brought some bones, does anyone want some?"

"No." September decisively rejected Xiaotian's plan to throw the bones into the hot pot.

Afterwards, the group happily enjoyed hot pot in September and even watched a good show.

"Hey, look! Is the fourth boss really that bad at handling spicy food? His horn fell off because of the spiciness."

"Look, what is Haochen going to do with the corner of the Fourth Boss's sword?"

"That rabbit cares so much about the fourth boss, it's so sweet."

"Wait, that blue Pixiu is eating bronze! Oh no, it's coming this way! Quick, protect our tableware and pots!"

Fortunately, when Tianlu caught a glimpse of Yang Jian, his body trembled involuntarily, and he immediately ran to eat the signature dish of Difu.

"Ah, why did the fluffy thing leave? I didn't even get to touch it!" Yang Jian said with some regret as he watched Tianlu leave.

Upon seeing this, Xiaotian immediately got up and circled around Yang Jian, wagging its tail repeatedly, saying, "Brother, touch me, touch me, touch me!"

After Hao Chen channeled divine power into the unconscious Qilin, the Qilin finally woke up: "What happened to me? Why are you crying, Rabbit Lord?"

"Who's crying? I just got sand in my eyes."

Rabbit wiped away the tears from his eyes, then said to the four-legged creature, "Four-legged creature, if you can't handle spicy food, then don't eat it. When I get back, I'll make you a mushroom hot pot, not spicy, which is perfect for you."

At this moment, Di Ting waved to his subordinates, who immediately understood and replaced the nine-compartment hot pot with a half-and-half pot, and brought out several new sets of tableware, since Tian Lu had eaten the previous ones.

"Fourth Boss, this time I didn't think it through. I had my staff change the pot. If you don't like spicy food, you can eat the mushroom soup base next to it."

The Qilin sat back down, looked at the two soup bases in front of it, one red and one white, and said to Di Ting, "Di Ting, thank you for your help this time."

"It's nothing, it was my oversight."

And so, the four-legged creature was finally able to happily eat hot pot. Just as they were enjoying their meal, Hao Chen suddenly took out a jar of wine.

"Come, come, I have some good wine here. Let's all have a drink. You should also try my good wine in September. It's very strong."

The four-legged creature looked at the wine jar and felt it looked somewhat familiar, so it asked, "Haochen, where did you get this wine?"

"Oh, this one. I dug it up in the backyard."

Upon hearing that it was dug out from the backyard, the Qilin sensed something was wrong and quickly went forward to examine the wine jar carefully.

After seeing it, my heart could finally rest easy: "Haochen, I hid this wine very well, even Pipi couldn't find it, how did you find it?"

Hao Chen stretched out a paw and shook it: "Suck, suck, you little monster, have you forgotten? I am a Pixiu. What treasure can be hidden from a Pixiu? Besides, this wine was dug out by Tianlu."

"What? Pipi!"

"Ah, I don't know anything, it's a mess."

Seeing the strange creature's eyes, Tianlu sensed something was wrong and had no choice but to play dumb, trying to get away with it by being cute.

Seeing that things had already come to this, the Qilin didn't say anything more: "Let it go this time, but Haochen, don't let it happen again."

Seeing that the four-legged creature was no longer bothered, Hao Chen opened the wine jar. Instantly, a rich aroma of wine wafted out, attracting everyone's attention.

Upon smelling the aroma of the wine, Tianlu's mouth watered instantly: "The wine infused with the horn of a four-legged creature smells so good!"

Rabbit Lord's ears twitched. He heard something—it was wine made by soaking the horns of a mythical creature! Rabbit Lord became excited.

She ran up to Haochen with a bowl in her hand: "Quick, fill it up for me, I want to taste the flavor of this strange creature."

"Okay, but this Rabbit Lord's liquor is really strong. It's delicious, but you shouldn't overindulge."

Although Hao Chen said that, he knew that Rabbit Lord would never listen. Sure enough, after Rabbit Lord finished his drink in one gulp, he held the bowl out to Hao Chen again: "Fill it up for me again. I like this wine that tastes like a mixed bag."

Fortunately, this wine jar is also a treasure. It doesn't look big, but it can actually hold hundreds of kilograms of wine. Otherwise, it probably wouldn't be enough for Tianlu to drink.

However, this "Four-Unlikes" wine not only uses its own horn, but also adds several aphrodisiac medicinal herbs, making it not only strong in alcohol but also highly effective in medicine.

Originally, this wine was intended to be sold to people in the human world who had certain needs, but this time it's a good deal for Hao Chen and his group.

Those with a low alcohol tolerance, like Jingwei in September, would fall asleep after just one bowl of wine.

After drinking, Xiaotian and Xiaoyu didn't want to sleep. Instead, they were very excited. Xiaotian chased after Xiaoyu, and Xiaoyu kept fighting back.

The dog and rabbit soon wandered outside, and Yang Jian and Xing Tian, ​​worried that they would cause trouble, followed them.

After Nezha and Jingwei got drunk, Nezha turned into a lotus root person and quietly lay on the table;

Jingwei turned into a bird perched on the hot pot. Fortunately, Haiyan didn't drink alcohol, which saved Jingwei; otherwise, she might have ended up drinking bird soup.

Bai Ze was also quite tipsy and accidentally knocked over the water that Di Ting's subordinate had brought over.

The Bai Ze, soaked by water, awakened its "drunkenness" property, transformed into its original form, and fell asleep on the ground.

Di Ting originally wanted to help Bai Ze up, but for some reason, seeing Bai Ze drunk today, he unexpectedly found Bai Ze somewhat adorable.

Di Ting muttered, "Sir, you're so cute today. Let me take you to my room to rest."

Then, with a drunken stagger, Di Ting carried Bai Ze on his back and headed towards his room.

Looking at the chaotic gathering and the dark histories of these mythical beasts and immortals, Hao Chen felt hopeless about his beastly life and only hoped that they wouldn't think of him when they woke up.

When he saw Di Ting carrying Bai Ze back, he immediately became a little gossipy, and the image of Bai Di and Di Ze flashed through his mind: "I wonder who is on top and who is on the bottom. I really want to sneak a peek."

However, Hao Chen was still rational at this moment, and said to the little ghost beside him, "I have to go back first. Remember to tell Di Ting."

After saying that, Hao Chen enlarged his body, put the drunken Qilin and Rabbit on his back, and forcibly pulled Tian Lu, who still didn't want to leave, along with him.

Di Ting and Bai Ze didn't wake up until the next day.

Bai Ze was about to get out of bed when he felt a pain from behind. He immediately looked at Di Ting, who was hanging his head as if he had done something wrong, and knew what had happened: "Sigh, drinking has led to trouble."

Seeing Bai Ze's expression, Di Ting was a little afraid that Bai Ze might ignore him in the future.

So, Di Ting lowered his head and walked to Bai Ze's side, then turned around and stuck out his buttocks towards Bai Ze: "Sir, I'm sorry, I don't know why I did such a thing last night. Please don't be angry. If you really can't stand it, you can take it out on me. Just don't ignore me."

Bai Ze looked at Di Ting's upturned butt and was immediately speechless. Did he look like the kind of unreasonable beast?

Then he patted Di Ting's bottom and said, "Alright, Di Ting, you're not a child anymore. How can you look at this kind of thing with a human perspective?"

After Bai Ze finished speaking, he was about to jump off the bed, but the pain in his back made him stagger. Di Ting heard this and said, "Sir, why don't you rest for a while? I can give you a massage."

Bai Ze thought for a moment. He realized that his current state made it difficult for him to move around, and others might even notice something. Besides, he had nothing else to do, so he decided to rest for a while at Di Ting.

Under Di Ting's delighted gaze, Bai Ze slowly lay down: "Then I'll trouble you, Di Ting."

"It's alright, sir." Di Ting carefully reached out its claws and pressed them against Bai Ze's body.

On the other side, Hao Chen breathed a sigh of relief upon safely returning to the Deer Man Shop. He thought that although there had been many unexpected events, this was probably the end of it.

Little did he know that soon after, Diting would send him a bill, turning Haochen into a heavily indebted man.

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