There is a beast in the bright morning.
Chapter 23 Gathering at the Deer Man Shop
The next day, Hao Chen got up early and found that the deer shop was unusually lively, with the sounds of money everywhere, cough cough, and all sorts of strange and wonderful sounds.
When Hao Chen saw the Four-Unlikes and Rabbit Lord maintaining order outside, he went up to greet them: "Good morning, Four-Unlikes and Rabbit Lord."
"Haochen, get up and come help quickly. There are too many people, we're almost overwhelmed." The Qilin, while dealing with the spirits around it who were asking questions about the underworld event, instructed Haochen.
When Hao Chen heard what the four-legged creature said, he was about to go and help when the surrounding monsters took action first. They stopped bothering the four-legged creature and instead surrounded Hao Chen.
"What, what do you want to do?" Hao Chen was terrified by this scene and was extremely nervous.
At this moment, one of the spirits spoke first, asking, "Young brother, are you a Pixiu?"
Hao Chen nodded: "What's wrong now?"
Upon hearing Hao Chen admit that he was a Pixiu, the spirits became excited.
"Little brother, you're so cute, can I touch you?"
"Yes, young man, please let us touch it. We'll pay for it."
Listening to the chattering of the spirits around him, Hao Chen finally understood what they were thinking. They were all lusting after his body. Ugh, despicable.
Hao Chen ignored them completely and refused without hesitation: "No, this Pixiu neither sells its body nor its art."
After saying that, Hao Chen was about to leave when a creature that looked like a pig but had claws like chicken claws rushed up and grabbed Hao Chen's hind leg.
"Young man, wait a minute. My wife and I are having relationship problems lately, and she wants a divorce. Please let me touch you, so I can have some good luck. I can even help you build a house."
Hao Chen looked at the guy in front of him, who seemed a bit slow-witted, and heard him say he could build houses, so he tentatively asked, "Are you Li Li Xu Dashan?"
Xu Dashan was somewhat surprised, not expecting himself to be so famous now: "Hey, young man, do you know me?"
Upon learning the other party's identity, Hao Chen asked, "So, you and your wife have a bad relationship. It's no use coming to me. I'm not the matchmaker, I'm just a Pixiu, a creature that brings wealth."
To everyone's surprise, Xu Dashan shook his head and gave a reason that even Hao Chen had to admit: "That's right, please help me and let me touch it. If I'm lucky, I can make a lot of money and buy my wife a new bag. My wife will definitely fall in love with me again."
"6, okay, just once." Hao Chen didn't expect that Xu Dashan, who didn't seem very smart, could actually come up with this method. However, no matter how Hao Chen looked at Xu Dashan, he felt that Xu Dashan was like a sycophant.
Xu Dashan was surprised that Haochen would agree. He grabbed Haochen and started to rub him, which made Haochen angry and he cursed, "Wait, we agreed on one time. You've already rubbed me several times. Put me down now."
"Okay, okay, thanks, young man. If you need to build a house in the future, come to me, I'll give you a 20% discount."
After putting Haochen down, Xu Dali looked at his "hand of blessing" and was overjoyed. He smiled foolishly, as if he could see his wife caring for him again.
Hao Chen straightened his hair, then frowned and asked, "Wait a minute, you're going to ask me for money to build a house?"
"Uh! My wife needs to talk to me, I have to go now." Xu Dashan realized he had said the wrong thing and quickly made up an excuse to leave.
On the other side, the four-legged creature saw Xu Dashan leave in a hurry and called out from behind, "Xu Dashan, didn't you sign up for a tour group? Why are you leaving now?"
"Fourth Boss, I only signed up because I wanted to touch the Pixiu. Who wants to go to a place like the underworld? It might shorten your lifespan."
The four-legged creature was momentarily stunned. It turned to look at the other spirits and monsters, and when it saw the longing and fervor in their eyes, it understood that they were all after the Pixiu from the Deer Man's shop, and that signing up for the tour group was just a pretext.
When Rabbit saw this scene, he wanted to comfort the Four-Faced Beast: "Four-Faced Beast, it's okay. If they don't go, I'll go with you."
Unexpectedly, after exchanging a glance, the two smiled slightly and simultaneously called out to the deer-man shop, "Tianlu (Pipi), come down and eat!"
"Where is it? Where is the food? I'm coming."
A blue figure rushed out of the deer-man shop and instantly plunged into the monsters.
The spirits were initially flustered by Tianlu's sudden intrusion, but after seeing his appearance and realizing that he was one of the two Pixiu they had petted at the Deer Man's shop last time, their eyes lit up with desire.
"Another Pixiu has arrived."
"They even came to us willingly, so hurry up and take advantage of them."
"Make way, give me a seat."
"Get out of the way, I haven't even touched it yet."
The scene was a bit chaotic. Tianlu hadn't figured out what was going on. Weren't the Four-Faced Beast and Haochen telling him to eat? Why were so many monsters surrounding him and touching him? It seemed like he'd been tricked again.
"Haochen, you four-legged creatures, you've tricked me again, I'm going to eat you all."
Tianlu screamed frantically, trying to escape, but there were too many monsters, who pounced on him and pinned him to the ground.
This time, Hao Chen jumped into the arms of the Four-Faced Beast early on, amidst the envious gaze of the Rabbit Lord, and was carried away from danger by the Four-Faced Beast.
Without Hao Chen drawing some of the fire, Tian Lu was left behind with a look of utter despair after all the monsters had left satisfied with the blue and white fur.
When Rabbit Lord saw Tianlu, who was completely bald, he patted his chest with relief: "It's bald even more than last time. Luckily, I'm just a rabbit, so I don't have any worries."
Seeing that the surrounding spirits had all left after petting Tianlu, and that no one mentioned the tour group again, the Qilin was quite pleased.
However, upon seeing Tianlu's appearance, the Qilin wisely pulled Rabbit away, saying, "Haochen, I'm leaving now. You can handle things here. Do you want cash or bank transfer?"
"Just transfer the 'four unlikes' to me directly; I've sent you the account details."
Hao Chen took out his phone and sent his account to the Four-Unlikes. After thinking for a moment, he said, "Four-Unlikes, since you, this spirit, aren't going, let's go to Di Ting's place for a bit. I've never been to the Underworld before."
"Well, we'll talk about it later. And I suggest you go see Pipi." The four-legged creature nodded to indicate that it understood, then pointed to Tianlu, who was lying on the ground to the side, looking utterly hopeless.
After the four-legged creature and the rabbit god left, Hao Chen approached Tian Lu somewhat guiltily, only to find that Tian Lu's baldness was even more pronounced this time: "Tian Lu, are you... are you alright?"
It would have been better if Haochen hadn't spoken, but as soon as he opened his mouth, Tianlu couldn't help but cry. He was really crying, and tears kept flowing.
"Waaaaah~ Haochen, why are you bullying me with the Four-Faced Beast? Aren't we friends?" Tianlu sobbed.
Hao Chen knew he had gone too far this time, so he didn't say anything. He lowered his head and started licking Tian Lu's body. His tongue traced Tian Lu's body, and his hair grew back.
Head, back, neck, limbs, belly, tail...
Hao Chen had almost run out of saliva when Tian Lu finally grew new fur, but Tian Lu still looked unhappy.
Hao Chen could only snuggle against Tian Lu's body, pressing close to him: "Tian Lu, okay, don't be angry anymore. I know I was wrong, I promise I won't do it again. Please forgive me, okay, Brother Tian Lu~"
Tianlu didn't want to talk to Haochen so soon, but he didn't expect Haochen to be so shameless. Haochen actually started scratching Tianlu's hands without caring about anything else, which made Tianlu both amused and exasperated. He couldn't maintain his serious and angry expression anymore.
"Alright, Haochen, you dared to scratch my paws, I'll show you what I'm capable of."
Tianlu flipped over and threw Haochen to the ground, then pressed down on Haochen's stomach, grabbed one of his feet and started tickling him in the same way.
Hao Chen finally breathed a sigh of relief after seeing Tian Lu do this: Tian Lu is still willing to play with me, which means he's not angry anymore. In that case, let's continue playing with him.
Just as Haochen and Tianlu were playing games and rolling around together, a large radiant figure suddenly appeared around them. Then, a man dressed in a white suit, who looked like a refined and cultured professional, walked out first, carrying a cup of coffee.
Following closely behind were Bai Ze, Nezha, Jiu Yue, Yang Jian, Xiao Tianquan, Xing Tian, Xiao Yu, Jing Wei, and Ao Lie, who was forcibly dragged over by Jiu Yue.
As soon as Yang Jian appeared, he was captivated by Hao Chen and Tian Lu, who were rolling around and playing. He stared at them intently, drool dripping from the corner of his mouth, not even bothering to suck it back up.
"It's fluffy, it really is fluffy, so cute, I want to touch it."
Yang Jian was so excited that he wanted to rush up and join Hao Chen and Tian Lu's game, but Xiao Tian grabbed Yang Jian's leg and cried, "Brother, look at me, I'm cute too, touch me, touch me, I'll let you touch me as much as you want."
Hao Chen stopped after hearing Xiao Tian's voice. Tian Lu asked in confusion, "Why did you stop? Let's keep playing."
"Alright, Tianlu, let's play again next time. We have guests coming now."
Hao Chen was surprised that Yang Jian had brought so many people, including Guanyin Bodhisattva. However, after seeing Bai Ze in human form, with curly hair and glasses, he was quite taken aback.
Hao Chen finally breathed a sigh of relief. With Bai Ze here, it would be easier to explain things to Di Ting.
"Welcome to the Deer Man Shop. Please wait a moment while I go and call the Four-Unlikes over."
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