Really? I'm fighting the Dark Emperor.

Chapter 73 The Weather Is Perfect

"I have a question for you. Do you know why vampires don't like spicy food?"

“I don’t know.” Genny shook his head and quietly asked Rabsi, “What’s wrong with her?”

Ya Ya has been acting strangely all morning.

He might have chuckled at these lame jokes under normal circumstances, but with the monster studies exam coming up soon, he really couldn't laugh at all.

"Because they like blood."

Genny: ...

"Maybe she's gone stupid from studying too much." After going through the proper laughter routine, Rui Busi answered softly.

Monster studies, that's normal.

“It doesn’t seem like she’s gone crazy from studying,” Genny sighed, seeing that Ya Ya seemed ready to say who knows how many more. “It seems like she’s gone mad from studying.”

"Hey, what are you two whispering about over there?!" Ya Ya sternly tapped the table and instructed Ya Ya to peck at each of them.

The two people who had covered their heads remained silent for a moment.

Lan Bao gloated.

Genny tapped Lambo on the head.

The three people covered their heads and remained silent.

Ya Ya cleared her throat and continued: "On a hot summer day, two bananas were walking on the road. One banana took off its clothes because it was too hot."

How did such a good person end up like this?

They exchanged a glance, and Rui Bu Si and Jian Ni tacitly and helplessly pouted in unison. Under the pressure of Ya Ya's gaze, they asked curiously (and perfunctorily), "What's next?"

Then the other banana fell over.

Hahaha……

“I want to take another look at the monster science book,” Kenny said, leaning towards Sapphire after only two seconds of silence. He pointed to his other side and whispered, “We made a bet with that guy over there. It would be so embarrassing if we lost.”

Even though they were very close brothers, Lamb didn't really want Ginny to always include him in these kinds of things.

"What does the bet have to do with us?" Rui Bu Si, who had overheard their conversation, came closer. "Your monster studies were taught by Ukunana, and mine was taught by Miya Xing. Not doing well only means that their level is not good enough."

"So you put it that way..."

“That makes sense.” Genny covered Lamb’s mouth, stopping him from continuing.

So even if he didn't pass the test as Ruibusi, it's because Wukenana is inferior to Miyaxing, and it has nothing to do with him.

It seems that you can’t say that.

He went to ask Miya Xing for some information yesterday at noon.

In any case, Kenny was relieved.

"I vaguely thought you mentioned my sister when I was passing by here?"

Rui Bu Si: "No, we're just listening to Ya Ya tell jokes to relax."

Then, Genny was in charge of pulling, and Ruibusi was in charge of hugging. Ulala, who was unaware of what was going on, was half-heartedly brought in by them.

Lan Bao was giving all sorts of hints, but Ulala just didn't get them.

"What's wrong with Lan Bao?"

“He was having so much fun listening to the jokes,” Genny quickly replied.

"Oh, I see," Ulala looked at Ya Ya expectantly, "What kind of joke can I hear?"

Victim +1

"Of course." Satisfied that she had gained another audience member, Ya Ya continued, "Kimchi asked Onion, 'Are you a scallion?' Guess what Onion replied?"

"what?"

Of all the questions chorused, only Ulala seemed genuinely curious.

Onion replied, "Onion, oh~".

“So…” Ulala asked Genny in a low voice, “Should we be laughing now, right?”

"Yes," came the reply from three people who showed no sign of a smile.

"The exam is almost here, the old man will be coming over to hand out the papers soon, so shall we stop here?" Unlike Kenny and the others, Rui Bu Si had been hearing these lame jokes non-stop since she woke up this morning.

She simply couldn't bring herself to laugh.

“Okay, let’s tell one last story.” With a slight regret but regaining her spirits, Ya Ya began to tell the story with great emotion, “The sun was shining, a gentle breeze was blowing, the weather was perfect, I grabbed the other person’s hair and threw this bald guy out.”

The audience members skillfully put on a show of pretending to be happy with their laughter.

“No bald guy has hair,” Genny said casually. “Let’s sit down quickly…”

Wait a minute, isn't this joke a little too targeted?

As she met the eyes of the old man who had appeared in the classroom at some unknown time, some memories that were not good for her grades came to mind, as well as some fantasies that did not yet exist but were likely to happen in the future.

"Old man, um... no, teacher, good morning?" He didn't know if the teacher was good in the morning, but Kenny felt that he was not doing well right now.

He was clearly not the only one who realized that the joke was highly targeted.

Ya Ya quickly sat down in the seat next to her, holding a book that belonged to someone else, pretending that she had been reviewing.

Rui Bu Si and Wu Lala were holding questions they had pulled out from somewhere, and seemed to be thinking about them very seriously;

After looking around, Lan Bao chose to join Rui Bu Si and the others in a "passionate" discussion about the topic.

Genny: ...

"It's getting late, Genny. It'll be noon by the time you finish your exam."

"Yes, yes, then I wish you a good evening in advance, teacher..." What is he saying? Why is he the only one left fighting alone here?

Looking around, not a single friend was willing to help.

Even Mi Yaxing, who had just entered the classroom, chose to enter through another door the moment their eyes met, completely ignoring him!

“Ruibusi.” After turning the questions they were holding upside down around, Ulala didn’t understand why Ruibusi suddenly pulled her to discuss the questions before the joke was even finished, but now she seemed to understand a little.

She asked in a low voice, "Are we doomed to fail our participation grade for this exam?"

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