I'm writing a fictional immortality script in Detective Conan.

That's what they say, but if you've built your own organization and it gets screwed over, you still have to pull it together.

From another perspective, at least individually, each member of the organization is a top-notch elite; they're just too individualistic, and when they're put together, they often create an explosive chemical reaction…

As Kuromon Haruya gazed at the birds outside the window, his hands itching to touch them, he was completely unaware that a furtive dark figure was peering at him through the frosted glass in front of the door.

"You really have no vigilance at all. In that case, don't blame me for taking advantage of your vulnerability, Mr. Police Advisor."

Silently pushing open the door, a dark figure twisted and slipped out from the crack, staring at Kuromon Haruya's back, a silent, sinister grin spreading across his face. Then, he slowly raised the object in his hand…

"Surprise!"

Masato Hanazawa, brandishing the fruit basket he bought from the fruit shop downstairs, leaped onto the bedside with exaggerated gestures: "Good morning! Mr. Kuromon~ I've come to see you!"

"Mr. Fanzawa!"

Upon recognizing the newcomer, Kuromon Haruya calmly concealed the metal chopsticks hidden in his sleeve, his eyes gleaming with anticipation.

Did you bring that thing with you?

Fan Ze touched his face with one hand and nodded with feigned profundity: "I have not failed you."

He unzipped his windbreaker, carefully feeling around his waist while keeping a watchful eye out for anything around him – he was practically the epitome of stealth.

During the night, Kuromon Haruya curiously glanced inside the clothes.

The space, as deep and unfathomable as a black hole, exuded an ominous aura. Even when Heimen Yaoye used his eyesight to examine it carefully, he could not distinguish this abyss from Fanze Zhenren.

The more he observed, the more dizzy he became, until finally, Yoruichi Kuromon had the illusion that he would be swallowed up by this darkness.

interesting.

Having come up with the idea, and adhering to the principle that practice makes perfect, Kuromon Haruya simply took advantage of Fanze's inattention and plunged his hand into the abyss, risking his life.

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!"

Fanze Zhenren clutched his suddenly stabbed kidney, curled up in a corner, and let out a strange scream: "Mr. Kuromon, what are you doing all of a sudden!"

As the saying goes, true brothers are those who would go to great lengths for each other when needed, but that doesn't mean they would risk their kidneys!

Seeing the howling and wailing of Fan Ze, who kept glancing over, Kuromon Haruya's lips twitched.

This wasn't even as intense as when they sparred in training; their acting was way too exaggerated!

But since the role has already been offered, there's no reason not to accept it.

Yoruichi Kuromon stared blankly at his trembling hands, his sigh filled with disappointment.

"I'm sorry, I saw that you weren't able to move easily and wanted to help, but it seems I used too much force."

He unconsciously clutched his chest where Ma Sheng had given him several injections, forcing a smile: "After this accident, I sometimes lose control of my strength..."

Seeing his appearance, Fanze Zhenren instantly recalled the dejected look in Asagi Narumi's eyes and his uncontrollable self-blame when they discussed this matter yesterday, and he panicked for a moment.

Fanze Zhenren: I'm so inconsiderate! Mr. Kuromon just escaped death, how could I be jumping around on his nerves?!

He quickly pulled a camera from his pocket and shoved it into Kuromon Haruya's hand:

"Don't worry~ You have plenty of time to rest, you'll be fine! After hearing about this, your boss specifically asked, uh, HR to approve a month's leave~"

"Ok?"

Kuromon Haruya, who was admiringly playing with her camera, immediately became alert and repeated in disbelief, "My boss actually agreed to grant me leave?!"

Given Gin's personality, it's already a miracle he didn't complain about being a nuisance, let alone being willing to provide employee benefits? Over the years, even Vodka has barely managed to get a leave slip more than a few times.

"Shocking, right!"

Seeing that he had successfully changed the subject, Masato Hanzawa looked at him smugly, leaned close to his ear, and continued to reveal more in a low voice: "According to insiders, Gin was very dissatisfied with Rum's attitude of shirking responsibility, so this morning, he raided Rum's residence alone and gave him another Christmas present!"

Fanze Zhenren gleefully opened his inbox, and just as he was about to show the message content, he received a text message from an "insider".

[Insider: Heh, Boss is awesome! We've dumped all our January work on the intelligence department.]

[Fanze Zhenren: Hehe, Big Brother is awesome! The Intelligence Department is in trouble, hehehe.]

Hehehehehe...

Seeing Fanze's jubilant and incessantly grinning expression, Heimen Yaoye hesitated before swallowing his words of warning.

Mr. Hanzawa has probably forgotten that he was also a member of the intelligence department.

"By the way, are there any other guests?"

Kuromon Haruya glanced at the door that Hanzawa had opened, changed the subject, and let him enjoy himself a little longer.

Only after being reminded did Fanze Zhen realize the real reason he had come today, and a clear look of worry appeared on his dark face, which only showed his facial features:

"This is what I wanted to tell you. The child just went to the restroom; I'll go look for him."

Not long after, Masato Hanzawa, with a trembling little hoodie in his left hand and Conan in his right, led him step by step to Yoruichi Kuromon's bedside, coaxing him along the way.

"This is a hospital, you can't make loud noises or argue here!"

"What happened?"

As Kuromon Haruya watched Conan, who rarely showed his emotions, he smiled and teased him, while vaguely feeling that the hoodie-clad figure looked somewhat familiar.

Fanzawa closed the ward door, picked up the sulking Conan, put him on a chair, and stuffed an apple into his mouth. Then he knelt down on one knee, pulled down the little girl's hood, revealing her short brown hair.

"Mr. Kuromon, this child is Ai Haibara. Ai, come and say hello to your brother Kuromon."

Her wavy short hair was slightly messy from being pulled up by the hood, which actually reduced the girl's aloofness and made her cool, round face look delicate and cute.

She clearly knew this too, and pretending to be nervous, she clutched her cuffs, hid behind Fanze Shen Ce, and timidly greeted him: "Hello, Brother Heimen."

But Haruya Kuromon isn't one to be fooled by appearances, especially since he'd observed those ice-blue glasses for years through surveillance cameras. Shiho Miyano, even with a different path, still chose to become Ai Haibara.

He leaned forward slightly, lowering his gaze without appearing aggressive, and looked at Shiho Miyano with a gentle and nostalgic look. Then, he narrowed his eyes and greeted the shy young lady softly: "Hello, nice to meet you, Ai."

Conan:! ! !

Sitting in the background, Conan was absolutely furious: What is this ill-intentioned member of the organization trying to investigate by getting so close to Kuromon?!

Seeing the stunned Ai Haibara, Haruya Kuromon winked at her again, then leaned on his cane and pulled Masato Hanazawa to the family care room next door.

"Your brothers have some things to discuss. You can eat as much fruit and snacks as you like here. You two should get along well!"

As he spoke, he grabbed Fan Ze, slammed the door shut, and began to earnestly admonish him:

"Although pets are allowed in the apartment, Mr. Hanzawa, abducting a minor is still a serious violation of the criminal law. However, if you're only using her for experiments or..."

"Stop, stop! Mr. Kuromon, you've misunderstood!" Honzawa Masato hurriedly interrupted Kuromon Haruya, fearing that if things continued, he would hear some truly outrageous remarks.

"I found Ai early yesterday morning! She was lying next to the apartment, half-conscious, muttering things like 'the Mouri Detective Agency door' and 'Shinichi Kudo.' Since you weren't home yesterday, I took her home and had her treated by a private doctor!"

Aside from the fact that Ai Haibara was actually found by Hiromi Taro during a nighttime walk, Masato Hanzawa didn't utter a single lie.

“After the child regained consciousness, she seemed to have a strong aversion to the police. I happened to be in an organizational meeting and didn’t have time to take her to the police station, so it’s been delayed until now. That’s why I’m asking you for your help. See if we can bypass the police and use reasoning to send her back.”

If Masato Hanazawa were still an ordinary person, he might still be willing to take Ai Haibara to the Metropolitan Police Department.

But perhaps due to joining the organization, ever since he participated in the internal stealth training, he has attracted the attention of patrol officers on duty whenever he walks on the street!

If he gets into the Metropolitan Police Department, he might become the first codenamed member to walk right into their trap!

Kuromon Haruya nodded, trying hard to suppress the urge to take Sherry back to work as a child laborer, and pretended to be understanding as she analyzed the situation:

“It sounds like a child who has run away from home. Maybe her family has already called the police. Let me make up some statements for you and then we’ll go find Ms. Mori.”

"That's wonderful! Thank you so much, Mr. Kuromon~ Once you're better, we'll take Pomeranian Taro to the dog park together!"

Having received Kuromon Haruya's promise, Fanze Zhenren instantly felt a sense of relief, and all the charges of kidnapping and pedophilia vanished in an instant.

Over the years, he has gotten used to venting his murderous intent towards Shinichi Kudo when he is alone. After scaring Ai several times yesterday, he had to suppress his instincts and felt really uncomfortable everywhere!

After reaching a consensus, Fanze Zhenren helped Heimon Yaoye out of the care room in a cheerful manner.

Just as Fanzawa was about to say something, he saw Ai Haibara hiding behind Conan, looking like they had a good relationship.

Conan turned around, and under Kuromon Haruya's scrutinizing gaze, he gave a stiff, twisted smile, scratching the back of his head with his left hand as he spoke:

"Hahaha, I'm sorry, big brothers. Um, actually, Hai and Ai are relatives who were asked to be fostered by Aunt Yukiko!"

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