A straight man transmigrates into an ABO world and upgrades his beauty by pretending to be an Alpha.

"Boss, one serving of fried noodles, ten skewers of lamb, and ten skewers of beef."

There are five more of these, and two more of these...."

Shen Ruoyun stood in front of the cart and began to place her order.

The boss was wearing a short-sleeved shirt even in the dead of winter, his hands moving rapidly over the charcoal stove.

Upon hearing Shen Ruojun's words, the proprietress standing next to him turned around and got him some skewers from the small cabinet.

After taking it, he looked up and glanced at Shen Ruoyun.

He jokingly asked, "Wow, this little O is really handsome. Are you dating anyone?"

The meat skewers sizzled and dripped with oil, sprinkled with chili powder and cumin.

Shen Ruoyun wiped the drool from her mouth and looked up at the proprietress.

"Huh? No, I'm an alpha, not an omega."

Upon hearing Shen Ruoyun's words, the proprietress paused in her actions.

I awkwardly turned my head and made eye contact with the owner of the barbecue stall.

His expression was somewhat stiff, and he gave a dry laugh.

"Oh! So you're an alpha. No wonder you look so energetic... haha..."

Shen Ruojun was a little embarrassed by the compliment, and tilted her head slightly to reveal her charming jawline.

The proprietress looked at his little face and rummaged through the freezer again.

"Auntie will give you a few more strings of pig penis and chives."

After saying that, he immediately grabbed a few skewers for Shen Ruoyun and put them on the grill.

Shen Ruoyun's eyes lit up when she saw that there were still free gifts to be given.

His fawning manner made him seem like he was about to become someone's live-in son-in-law.

The proprietress was immediately captivated by his appearance.

I wish I could be twenty years younger right now and risk everything to have another child.

"How did this young man grow up? How can his legs be so long?"

"Any tips or tricks? I'd like to have my son try them out!"

Shen Ruoyun sat at the small table next to her, chopsticks in her hand.

Because the table was too low, the two long legs, which had nowhere to go, could not be stretched under the table and could only be spread out on both sides of the table.

"Legs that are too long are not good. I think a 50/50 body proportion is perfect."

The aunt placed the grilled meat skewers on the low table.

"Hey, what are you saying? Long legs aren't a good thing!"

What's that saying again? Right... life is a race!

Those with long legs can definitely run faster than those with short legs!

Besides, nowadays not everyone likes long legs, so you definitely won't have to worry about finding a partner in the future!

Shen Ruoyun picked up a skewer of mutton, took a quick bite, and spoke in a slightly unclear manner.

"But if the legs are too long, the butt might be a little afraid of heights."

Boss lady: "..."

Buttocks: "Thank you for speaking up for me."

While eating, Shen Ruojun started swiping on her phone screen.

Open WeChat and reply to the God of Wealth first.

Qin Chuhuai: Are you done with work? Have you eaten? [Cat's Question]

Qin Chuhuai: Still not done? Remember to eat on time. [Heart]

Qin Chuhuai: Is your work tiring? If it's too tiring, you can switch to an easier job. If you don't have enough money, I'll give you some.

Qin Chuhuai: Can I log on tonight?

Shen Ruoyun looked at the wealthy man's speech.

I thought to myself, this guy must have so much free time. The lives of the rich are just different.

He grabbed a tissue to wipe his hands, then raised his hand to reply to messages.

Shen Ruoyun: We've finished work and are having a late-night snack.

The other party replied immediately after I sent it.

Qin Chuhuai: What are you eating? [Cat drooling]

Shen Ruoyun raised her hand and took a picture of the other person and sent it to them.

Qin Chuhuai quickly opened the picture and looked at the pile of barbecue in it.

After zooming in on the image, I finally saw the hand holding the meat skewer in the corner.

He subconsciously swallowed and turned to ask.

He said he was eating barbecue, what should I say?

Qingyan's keyboard clicked loudly, and a misheard phrase came out.

"You want to treat me to barbecue? Which place?"

Qin Chuhuai grabbed the figurine from the table and quickly tossed it over.

"You deserve it too!!"

After replying to Qin Chuhuai, Shen Ruoyun prepared to focus on eating, but a message from Lu Yan suddenly popped up.

Lu Yan: The recipe you gave seems wrong. The one I made doesn't look the same as the one you made before. [Attached image]

Shen Ruoyun opened the picture sent by Lu Yan and saw a dark, viscous substance clinging to the bottom of a white porcelain bowl.

Shen Ruoyun: "...".. I remember I taught him to cook porridge, not black sesame paste, right?

However, Shen Ruoyun generally has high emotional intelligence and would never do anything to hurt others.

Shen Ruoyun: Bro, your cooking method is quite unique. I think this porridge is pretty good; it even carbonizes. [Awesome!]

Looking at the message, Lu Yan felt that Shen Ruoyun's words had a subtle sense of sarcasm.

He gripped the porcelain bowl tightly in his hand and placed it on the kitchen counter, his expression not exactly pleasant.

Just as he was about to put his phone away, Shen Ruoyun suddenly sent him a message.

Shen Ruoyun: Want to come over for some skewers? [Beer]

The other party is sharing their location.

After Shen Ruoyun moved out, he stopped living in that house. It would take him at least 40 minutes to get there now.

But for some inexplicable reason, I agreed.

Lu Yan: Okay, wait for me a moment.

Shen Ruoyun: Okay.

After exiting the chat interface with Lu Yan, Qin Chuhuai sent another message.

Qin Chuhuai: Why did you only order this little? Are you short of money?

A transfer from Qin Chuhuai.

Hmm... Why does this guy keep transferring money to him? Even if you have money, you can't just waste it like that, right?

Shen Ruoyun: Don't always transfer money to others casually; making money is hard.

Qin Chuhuai blushed slightly as he looked at the text.

Qin Chuhuai: No, I didn't transfer it to anyone else. Don't worry, I have plenty of money, more than I can spend.

Qin Chuhuai: All the above monetary transactions were voluntary gifts from Qin Chuhuai, and will never be reclaimed in any future life.

Shen Ruoyun: ......

He tapped the screen and changed Qin Chuhuai's nickname to "[The Landlord's Silly Son]".

Shen Ruoyun started eating skewers at the barbecue stall, her face glistening with oil as she ate.

Even the handsome guy next door, seeing how much he enjoyed his meal, specially brought him two skewers of beef. To express his gratitude, he invited the guy to have a beer.

Shen Ruojun has a decent alcohol tolerance. When he was four years old, his father started giving him chopsticks dipped in baijiu (Chinese liquor) to lick.

Although he was eventually punished by Ms. Yang Qingtan by having to kneel on instant noodles.

However, this did not prevent Shen Ruoyun from secretly developing her alcohol tolerance.

By the time Lu Yan arrived, Shen Ruoyun had already drunk quite a bit of alcohol.

"Deep feelings, down it in one gulp; shallow feelings, just a sip! All the words are in this glass!"

After saying that, Shen Ruoyun forcibly bumped her beer bottle against the bottle in the hand of the boy next to her.

The other person was clearly a bit tipsy, slumped in the chair, but still kept responding to what was being said.

"Drink...you must drink."

Upon seeing this scene, Lu Yan's eyes instantly darkened.

He took two steps at a time and quickly walked up to Shen Ruoyun.

Instinctively, he snatched the bottle from the other person.

The wine bottle was suddenly snatched away. Shen Ruoyun looked at Lu Yan with a slightly bewildered expression, her lips still stained with wine.

Shen Ruoyun blinked, not angry, and wiped her mouth with her hand.

He quickly bent down and swiftly pulled a bottle of beer from the box on the ground.

He straightened up, gripped the bottle with one hand, and slammed it hard against the edge of the table.

With a loud "bang," the beer bottle cap was knocked off.

The bottle cap traced a graceful arc in the air before falling with a "thud" and landing directly on Lu Yan's chest.

wisps of white foam emerged from the bottle opening.

Shen Ruoyun, holding the wine bottle, raised her hand without saying a word and quickly clinked glasses with Lu Yan.

Lu Yan: "..."