Shen Ruoyun frowned, her expression cautious, looking at Miao Chacha with some distrust.
"Then I won't exchange it for now, so you won't cheat me again."
"Host, the points earned from the limited-time event will expire in three days if not redeemed."
Shen Ruoyun: "!!!"
"What?! Why didn't you say so earlier? Now there are only two days left?"
Miaochacha3077 stared wide-eyed at her innocent cat eyes.
"Host, I'm innocent! It's clearly stated in the contract..."
After saying that, he immediately brought out the contract for the limited-time points event.
The cat's paw pressed down on the tiny text in the bottom right corner.
Note: Points earned during this limited-time event are valid for three days only and cannot be redeemed for rewards after that period.
Shen Ruoyun looked at the row of papers, her lips twitched, and she was speechless for a moment.
This is like jumping from one pit to another.
"So what kind of rewards do you all get this time?"
I'm warning you, don't try anything like a 0.0001-second emergency reaction, or I'll report you!
Miaochacha3077 immediately approached Shen Ruoyun and said with a serious expression, "I promise it won't happen again this time."
After saying that, a bunch of question cards immediately appeared in Miaochacha's hand, with the words "Green Tea Group Special" printed on the back of the question cards.
Miaochacha3077 glanced at Shen Ruoyun and began reading the reward redemption rules.
"The exclusive system will ask the host a question, and the host must answer the system's question within 10 seconds."
If you answer correctly, you can choose a reward; if you answer incorrectly, you will need to accept a specific reward arranged by the system.
If the timeout period expires, the answer will be automatically considered incorrect.
After reading the rules, Miaochacha3077 glanced at Shen Ruoyun.
"Host, do you have any questions about the reward rules?"
Shen Ruojun immediately straightened her back. As a student who had received nine years of compulsory education, answering a question was not a matter of a minute.
"Bring it on! Today I will take back everything that is rightfully mine."
Upon hearing Shen Ruoyun's words, Miaochacha3077 coughed lightly twice.
Then, with a flick of its paw, two reward pools immediately appeared in front of Shen Ruoyun.
Host's choice of reward pool: 10cm increase in height, eight-pack abs, solid pectoral muscles, muscular arms, super tough guy physique, deep voice, broad shoulders and narrow waist, super jumping ability, and super stamina.
Seeing these rewards, Shen Ruoyun wiped the drool from his mouth, his blood boiling. These were the rewards a real man deserved.
Exclusive system reward pool: long, slender legs, smooth abs, jet-black hair, full body hair removal, full, high crown of the head, rounded toes, sexy butterfly bones, super flexibility, and captivating body fragrance.
Seeing these rewards, Shen Ruoyun's eyebrows furrowed so deeply they could kill a bunch of flies. What on earth are these?
It seems he'll have to use his powers, otherwise these worthless rewards will end up on him.
"Host, are you fully aware of the reward details? If there are no questions, the Q&A session will begin soon."
Two options, "Yes" and "No," popped up in front of Shen Ruoyun. Without thinking, Shen Ruoyun immediately clicked "Yes."
Miaochacha3077 took the question card and began asking questions.
"If your girlfriend asks you, 'If I became a man one day, would you still love me?' how would you answer?"
Shen Ruoyun: "???" What the heck?
Shen Ruoyun looked completely bewildered, staring at Miaochacha3077's serious expression, which seemed to be telling him that this was no joke.
My eyes swept over the timer on Miaochacha's head, and I started sweating profusely.
He's turned into a man, how can I still like him? I'm not gay!
With the time running out, he finally managed to utter two words.
Shen Ruoyun: "You...like?"
Shen Ruoyun glanced quickly at Miaochacha3077's gesture of shaking her head.
He immediately changed his tune: "I don't like... how could I possibly like men? I'm not gay!"
"Wrong answer. Long, shapely legs have been handed out. Get ready for the next question."
Shen Ruoyun: "???"
"Wait a minute, why shouldn't it be? Liking it is wrong, and disliking it is wrong too?"
What exactly should I reply? Give me a standard answer!
MeowChaCha3077 glanced at the answer sheet, opened its meow mouth, and quickly said.
The standard answer is, "Disliking men is my bottom line, but I'm willing to cross that line for you..."
Shen Ruoyun: "..."
Shen Ruoyun's temples throbbed twice, and she roared speechlessly.
"If this is really true, it's not just a matter of crossing a line!!!"
"There are two more questions. Would you like to continue answering them?"
Shen Ruoyun gritted her teeth and squeezed out two words through her teeth, "Continue."
Miaochacha3077 tossed the question card aside and began reading the next question.
"Excuse me, if you have eight Swiss rolls and two children, how many can your wife eat?"
"Hiss~ What knowledge point is this testing? Average distribution?"
Shen Ruoyun scratched her head, feeling like she was going bald.
"Host, please answer the questions as soon as possible and do not delay."
Shen Ruoyun wiped her face; she had been tormented to the point of being a little neurotic.
Never mind, I'll just answer first.
"Two, let's divide them equally, so everyone can get some."
Unexpectedly, as soon as Shen Ruoyun finished speaking, Miaochacha3077 immediately spoke up.
"Incorrect answer. The full-body hair removal reward has been issued. Please check your account."
Shen Ruoyun: "!!!"
"No, what went wrong this time? What's wrong with distributing it equally?"
Miaochacha3077 shook its head and then showed the answer sheet to Shen Ruojun.
"Eight!!! She's eating eight, so what am I supposed to eat??"
Shen Ruoyun was furious when she saw the standard answer and shouted loudly.
Miaochacha3077 curled her lips slightly and said disdainfully, "You eat two children."
I think you're really hungry...
Shen Ruoyun: "......." Sometimes I really want to just be a pile of shit.
Tsk... fine, whatever. My wife can eat as many as she wants, and a man raised like a dog can survive...
"The last question, would you like to continue?"
Miao Chacha twitched her cat ears and looked at Shen Ruojun, asking a question.
Shen Ruoyun carefully rolled up her trouser leg and peeked out.
Then, he closed his eyes with a look of utter despair.
With one hand resting on his eyelid, he said with a "what's the use" attitude.
"Let's continue..."
"Excuse me, what's the meaning of your insistence on going to Beijing? Who exactly is in Beijing?"
Miaochacha3077's tone was very intense, and the emotion was quite palpable.
Shen Ruoyun: "???"
Am I out of touch with the times? What the hell does this mean?
"I'm not going to Beijing. How would I know who's in Beijing?"
Shen Ruoyun was at a loss for words, and rolled her eyes upwards.
"Three, two, one, time's up! Back to timeout. The super flexibility reward has been issued, please check it!"
Shen Ruoyun covered his eyes with his hands, almost crying out loud. This was the closest he had ever been to a muscular man.
Miaochacha3077 patted Shen Ruojun's head with its paw to comfort her.
"It's okay...it's okay...it's okay..."
Shen Ruoyun rolled over and buried her head in her arms, making muffled sounds.
So...who exactly is in Beijing?
Miaochacha3077 covered her mouth, carefully approached Shen Ruoyun's ear, and whispered something.
Shen Ruojun was completely bewildered after hearing this and immediately asked a question in return.
Who is Pipi?
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