A straight man transmigrates into an ABO world and upgrades his beauty by pretending to be an Alpha.

Chapter 271 Corny Pickup Lines

Meowchacha3077 stared at Shen Ruojun with its eyes wide open, subconsciously licking its cat lips, looking a little dazed.

Shen Ruoyun looked at its face and laughed out loud in a very wicked way, "My God, who did this? Hahaha."

"No...nothing, I just tripped and fell." Miaochacha3077 guiltily pulled her mask back on.

"Oh..." Shen Ruoyun's eyes were full of mockery, and she deliberately dragged out her voice, "You fell down quite a bit and swelled up your mouth, right? I know, no need to say more."

As she spoke, she reached out and patted Miaochacha3077's head, a loving smile on her face.

Miaochacha3077 pulled his hand down. Since the truth had already been revealed, she was too lazy to hide it anymore. She boldly pulled down her mask and started showing off her Jianbing Guozi (Chinese crepe).

"Ahem..." Shen Ruoyun coughed lightly twice and asked, "Was it the leopard who gave you the earring last time?"

Without thinking, Miaochacha3077 blurted out, "It's not that."

After he finished speaking, he suddenly realized something was wrong and quickly explained, "I just fell, host, don't overthink it."

Shen Ruoyun looked at Miaochacha3077 with an "I understand" expression, then left with a lewd look on her face.

Shen Qi originally wanted to bring Shen Ruoyun back, but he didn't expect that she would become so difficult to deal with. Just thinking about how she wanted to skin him alive made him feel a little scared.

Now he finally realized that Shen Ruoyun was different from before, and was no longer someone he could easily manipulate. He dared not make any rash moves now.

The only thing to do is to find an opportunity to see if we can ease the tension. After all, they are father and son, and there's no way they can hold a grudge overnight.

"Brother Yun, I have a question for you." Ruan Huai said to Shen Ruoyun as he took a big bite of a watermelon.

"Hmm...okay." Shen Ruoyun was indebted to him and agreed without thinking.

Chen Jiale, who was standing next to him, almost buried his face in the watermelon. Nothing can compare to a slice of chilled watermelon on a hot summer day.

"You sell flowers at the flower market, vegetables at the vegetable market, what do you sell?" Ruan Huai asked seriously.

Shen Ruoyun used a spoon to hollow out the edges of the watermelon and ate it, intending to save the sweetest part in the middle for last.

"I sell flowers at the flower market, I sell vegetables at the vegetable market, and I sell... well, I sell sex appeal??" Shen Ruoyun blurted out.

Ruan Huai: "......"

"Cough cough cough!!!" Chen Jiale almost choked to death when he suddenly heard his words.

Seeing his reaction, Shen Ruoyun squeezed the spoon, her expression still a little confused, clearly knowing she had answered incorrectly.

"Then what should I sell?" Shen Ruoyun looked at Ruan Huai, who immediately sat up straight with a flirtatious smile on his face.

Shen Ruoyun was a little confused. Her mind started to race, and then, as if she had just realized something, she suddenly opened her eyes wide and looked at Ruan Huai in disbelief.

“Could it be…?”

Ruan Huai looked at her and wondered if his Yun-ge could finally understand his cheesy pickup lines. He suddenly felt a little excited.

"What is it! Tell me quickly, Brother Yun!" Ruan Huai looked at Shen Ruoyun with hopeful eyes, ready to accept the arrival of happiness.

Shen Ruojun leaned back tactically, scanning Ruan Huai up and down with her peripheral vision, her eyes seeming to say, "I never expected you to be this kind of person."

"This isn't a good idea. I'm a respectable person," Shen Ruoyun said seriously, glancing at Ruan Huai.

Ruan Huai: "???" How is this being inappropriate?

"What's the answer?" Chen Jiale finally couldn't help but ask the two of them.

"Sell Y".

"My love."

They both spoke in unison, then fell silent...

Chen Jiale: "???"

Shen Ruoyun glanced at the two of them somewhat guiltily, scooped up a large mouthful of watermelon and stuffed it into her mouth, then had no desire to say anything more.

Ruan Huai seemed to sense Shen Ruoyun's embarrassment, wiped his nose and chuckled awkwardly, praising her against his will, "Our Brother Yun's ideas are truly unique, aren't they?"

Chen Jiale scratched the floor with his toes, but he didn't want to stay in this incredibly awkward atmosphere, so he cleared his throat a couple of times.

"Hey, Brother Yun might not have heard of this. Just practice more and you'll get it. Let me ask you."

He immediately turned to look at Shen Ruoyun and started saying cheesy pickup lines, "A ring box holds rings, so what do you call the box that holds us?"

"An urn," Shen Ruoyun said without hesitation.

Chen Jiale's lips twitched, then he thought about it and suddenly realized there was nothing wrong with it, but he still didn't quite believe in superstition.

"Three brothers, East Eye, West Mouth, South Ear, what's my name?"

"mean."

Chen Jiale: "..."

"Forget it, let's just eat watermelon." Chen Jiale felt that Shen Ruoyun, this blockhead, would never experience spring in her life.

She glanced at Ruan Huai, then thought of her good-for-nothing brother, sighed softly, and buried her head in the watermelon again.

Ever since he found out that Shen Ruoyun was an omega, Ruan Huai had been feeling emo for quite some time.

He began to re-examine his feelings for Shen Ruojun, and he tried to let go, but he still couldn't bear to.

Moreover, even when his brother thought Shen Ruoyun was an alpha, he never considered giving up, so he still wanted to try his best.

He even went online to research it. He found that OO relationships do exist nowadays, and people generally believe in free love and don't discriminate against them.

I watched Shen Ruoyun act for quite a while on set before packing up and going home.

Lu Yan still comes home exhausted every day, like a dead dog, and does nothing but eat, sleep, and go to work.

Of course, he now has another activity in his life, which is to regularly check the Weibo super topic about Shen Ruoyun every day.

Without fail, as if set to an alarm clock, he would check in at the appointed time every day, diligently striving to become Shen Ruoyun's biggest fan leader.

Of course, he might also watch Shen Ruojun's only film and television work repeatedly before going to bed, which even Ruan Huai admired.

Ruan Huai carried a glass of milk into the study and placed the tray on the desk.

He glanced at his computer and immediately continued with the next line of dialogue.

Hearing the noise, Lu Yan expressionlessly reached out and turned off the computer.

"Brother, drink some milk, it'll help you sleep better."

Lu Yan picked up the milk, took a sip, and said calmly, "Thank you."

Ruan Huai sat down to the side, hesitated for a moment, and said, "Brother, since you like Brother Yun so much, why don't you tell him clearly?"

Lu Yan remained silent for a moment, then looked out the window, where the trumpet creeper seemed to be reaching into the room.

It appears extremely flamboyant and passionate, as if the blazing sun could not touch it at all.