A straight man transmigrates into an ABO world and upgrades his beauty by pretending to be an Alpha.

Just as the two were about to be swallowed up by the crowd, a loud shout rang out.

"There are free eggs over there, hurry!!! They'll be all gone in a minute!!"

In an instant, the place was empty.

Shen Ruoyun: "..."

Ruan Huai wiped the sweat from his forehead and quickly pulled out Shen Ruoyun, who was already almost wilted.

"Brother Yun, are you alright?" Chen Jiale rushed forward, his eyes filled with anxiety.

Shen Ruoyun felt a little sad looking at the chicken feet that had been squeezed off the ground, but he was a man and had to be strong.

"It's okay, what can happen to me?"

He bent down to clean up the mess, threw it in the trash can, composed himself, and then took the two of them to eat.

The group ate at a seafood restaurant and then returned to their hotel to rest.

Because I didn't sleep well last night, I went straight to sleep when I got back to the hotel.

Sunlight streamed through the white, sheer curtains, and Shen Ruoyun poked her head out from under the covers, feeling a bit tormented.

I don't want to get out of bed, but my bladder is about to burst!

If I go now, the blankets won't be as warm, but if I don't go, I'll feel terribly uncomfortable.

I took out my phone and searched for: "What are the consequences of holding your urine for too long?"

As she was looking at it, Shen Ruoyun suddenly jumped out of bed and ran quickly to the bathroom.

When they finished washing up, Ruan Huai and Chen Jiale were already dressed.

Upon seeing Shen Ruoyun, she excitedly ran over, "Brother Yun, the weather is so nice, shall we go to the zoo today?"

"Huh?" Shen Ruoyun thought the two of them would need to rest for two days, but she didn't expect them to be unable to stay even for a day.

"It's very close to here, and there are lots of fun things to do."

Shen Ruoyun hesitated for a moment, but finally nodded. The nearby wildlife park was indeed very popular.

"Let's go have breakfast first."

The three arrived at the restaurant, where the food was quite plentiful, and they devoured it all in one go.

I thought traveling with these two people would be alright; at least they were in a good mood, so the trip wouldn't end badly halfway through.

While eating, I opened Weibo, intending to interact with my fans.

Shen Ruoyun: Rice. [Image][Image] [Sun]

Wild Bigfoot: You don't even post a selfie, are you being sincere? [Disdain]

The future is fleeting: Little Winter Melon, I heard you went to the matchmaking corner yesterday? [Picking nose]

Square root of 4: I laughed so hard after watching the video, little winter melons are doing pretty well! [Wink]

……

Seeing the dense barrage of teasing comments, Shen Ruoyun's mind went blank.

A video? What video?

At this moment, Chen Jiale, who was standing to the side, also exclaimed, "Hey, Brother Yun, the video of you bravely venturing into the matchmaking corner yesterday has been uploaded online."

Shen Ruoyun quickly took the phone and saw that, good heavens, which idiot had filmed this and posted it online.

It was even featured in a short video recommendation section, and the number of reposts and favorites was astonishing.

They don't eat cranberries: I have to say these aunties and uncles have great taste, they only pick the pretty ones.

Hui Tailang: Am I the only one who noticed that Little Winter Melon's paw is injured?

Sunny, carefree guy: Hahaha, I just want to know, does the professor know he rejected Shen Ruoyun? [Hilarious]

The God of Wealth has fallen in love with me: The PhD student is probably hiding under the covers, secretly wiping away tears right now. [Hahaha]

I'm not short of money either: The PhD student tore up his degree certificate overnight and slapped himself hard.

……

Shen Ruoyun almost wore down her back teeth looking at those comments.

Out of sight, out of mind, so I simply put my phone in my pocket.

The three of them quickly packed up and set off for the zoo.

"Brother Yun, I'll go rent a car. We'll drive in ourselves later." After saying that, Ruan Huai went to rent a car nearby.

Fortunately, Shen Ruoyun reacted quickly and pulled the person back. "Forget it... let's just ride the little train."

Ruan Huai scratched his head and immediately agreed, "Oh, okay, then I'll sit next to Brother Yun."

Shen Ruoyun smiled with lingering fear, "Hehe... As long as you don't drive, you can sit on my chin."

“Then I’ll sit on your lap!” Ruan Huai’s face turned red with excitement.

“Xiao Huai won’t be able to do it. Yun Ge went hiking yesterday, her legs must be very sore.” Chen Jiale was practically Shen Ruoyun’s savior.

Ruan Huai was a little disappointed, but then he remembered that he seemed to weigh more than Shen Ruoyun, and he was afraid of crushing her. "Oh, is that so? Okay then, I'll sit next to Brother Yun."

The group entered the zoo through the north gate and immediately headed straight for the park's sightseeing train.

We began our tour around the African savanna, with the guide introducing the animals along the way.

“Look! It’s Eleven…” Ruan Huai shouted, pointing to the elephant drinking water in the pond not far away.

Shen Ruoyun turned her head to look, nodded, and prepared to respond.

"It's an elephant!!!" Chen Jiale couldn't help but add.

"Oh, abandon."

Shen Ruoyun: "..."

Like a child, Chen Jiale dragged Shen Ruojun around to see the animals.

They first arrived at the gorilla area. The group got off the small train and looked up at the artificial hill, where a crowd had gathered.

The crowd chattered and pointed at the gorilla inside, discussing it amongst themselves.

“Ah…it’s ugly.” Chen Jiale said, looking at the gorilla.

As soon as he finished speaking, the gorilla leaped from the artificial hill to the ground and glanced at the crowd.

Then, it took a few steps back and stuck its rear end out.

With a large hand, he scooped up a lump of fresh poop from Fei Kuai's buttocks.

Shen Ruoyun's eyes widened suddenly, and she grabbed the two of them, shouting, "Run!!!"

The gorilla waved its hand, and a "poop bomb" flew straight towards the tourist.

Ruan Huai and Chen Jiale were almost caught off guard, but upon hearing Shen Ruoyun's voice, they instinctively ran backward.

The "poop bomb" narrowly missed them as it flew past, landing on the ground and splashing up a puddle of dirt.

"Ugh!!!"

The tourists around them weren't so lucky; most of them got some of the excrement on them, and some of the tourists in front even had it fall directly on their faces.

Shen Ruoyun stopped running, panting heavily, and Ruan Huai and Chen Jiale stopped as well.

"Brother Yun, you scared me to death." Ruan Huai patted his chest, his heart pounding wildly.

"Haha, holy crap!!! This is so damn abstract." Chen Jiale laughed so hard he almost fell to the ground.

The park's management staff quickly came over to mediate, put the gorilla in solitary confinement, and gave it a stern talking-to.

The three continued their tour and arrived at the giraffe area.

The giraffe stretched its neck and approached them. Shen Ruoyun bought some feeding leaves and handed them to Ruan Huai and Chen Jiale.

They reached out to feed the giraffe, and the giraffe's long tongue licked their palms, making them ticklish.

At this moment, Ruan Huai returned with three ice creams and handed one to Shen Ruojun.

Shen Ruoyun took the food and ate a bite before following the two down the road. The group sat down to eat under a big tree.

The trees are covered with large vines, and this area is planted with many ancient trees, some so thick that it would take several people to encircle them.

Ruan Huai pointed to the thick vine by the tree, his eyes sparkling.

“Brother Yun, look, there are two bends here, just big enough to stick your head in.”

Shen Ruoyun glanced back, nodded casually, and said, "Mm."

A moment later, Shen Ruoyun finished her ice cream, dusted herself off, and said, "Let's go explore the other areas..."

Before she could finish speaking, Shen Ruojun's expression froze, replaced by speechlessness.

Chen Jiale and Ruan Huai, their two round heads, were neatly encircled by the vines.

The two looked like they were about to cry. "Brother Yun, it feels like my head is stuck."