A straight man transmigrates into an ABO world and upgrades his beauty by pretending to be an Alpha.

Everyone's expressions showed disappointment for a moment, but they quickly recovered. After all, Yunyun hadn't given anything to anyone else, so loving herself was definitely the right thing to do.

Shen Ruoyun immediately put down the bowl and ran back to her room to get the ointment for Chen Jiaxi.

Not long after, Shen Ruoyun came out holding a tube of white ointment.

"Where is the wound? Let me apply it for you."

Chen Jiaxi glanced at everyone and stretched out her right hand, revealing a small wound on her index finger.

"Oh, I see." Shen Ruoyun squeezed some ointment onto a cotton swab and wiped it on the wound.

Qin Chuhuai glanced at it sideways, his disdain mixed with a hint of jealousy.

"Heh~ You can't find it without a microscope, right? If you can't find it, go to the hospital. A pinhole is bigger than this."

Upon hearing Qin Chuhuai's words, Shen Ruoyun quickly turned around and took a cherry from the fruit plate.

"what--"

Without thinking, Qin Chuhuai instinctively opened his mouth and quickly stuffed a cherry into it.

When she finally realized what was happening, her face turned bright red, and the cherry in her mouth was so sweet it made her brain feel nauseous.

Now it was completely quiet...

He took a band-aid and put it on Chen Jiaxi, then casually put the medicine aside.

Qin Chuhuai was now completely disoriented, constantly savoring the taste of that cherry.

Now that the noise was gone, it felt exceptionally harmonious.

Shen Ruoyun ate with gusto, her chopsticks almost leaving afterimages, while everyone else was watching TV.

The scene playing on the screen was Qin Zijian's scene, where He Louxiong tried to take Qin Zijian away but was killed instead.

When they saw Qin Zijian suddenly fall from his horse, everyone's hearts jumped into their throats.

"Husband..."

Upon hearing this, everyone spontaneously raised their glasses.

"Husband...it's me, Zijian. Please...answer me, okay?" A clear voice came from the television.

Ruan Huai raised his hand and subtly wiped away his tears, then picked up a piece of tripe and gave it to Shen Ruojun.

"Brother Yun, eat more."

Shen Ruoyun picked up a piece of tripe and put it in her mouth, then raised her beer and clinked glasses with Qin Chuhuai next to her.

"Guards! Throw the body into the river!" Gao Hao's voice boomed in everyone's ears.

"Ugh! This guy is so wicked! Can't we just kill him?!" Ruan Huai gritted his teeth as he watched.

Shen Ruojun didn't pay much attention, and put the vegetables into the pot to blanch, her eyes only on the rice!

The scene shifts to the part where Qin Zijian is trapped in the palace.

The two men erupted into a fierce argument in the bed, the atmosphere becoming tense and hostile, the crimson stain almost overwhelming everyone's senses.

The camera zoomed out, and a scream instantly filled everyone's eardrums; their hearts pounded as if they were about to leap out of their chests.

"Damn it! Is this guy crazy?" Qin Chuhuai couldn't help but curse, taking a big gulp of beer and panting heavily.

"What is he trying to do?? What is he trying to do??" Ruan Huai shouted excitedly, pointing at Gao Hao on the TV screen.

Shen Ruoyun glanced at the TV screen, the dried gongcai in her mouth still crunching.

"Ah... so he's going to sleep with Qin Zijian."

These words were like a landmine exploding in the room, instantly silencing everyone.

Ruan Huai's face flushed red, and he stammered, "How...how could you do this!"

Qin Chuhuai shifted his position and subtly glanced at Shen Ruoyun.

He thought to himself, "How could my wife just say that? It's so embarrassing."

Chen Jiaxi remained calm and casually filled the glass in front of Shen Ruojun.

Lin Yanshu didn't react much, and turned around to go into the kitchen to wash some more cherry tomatoes for Shen Ruojun.

Lu Yan helped Shen Ruojun cook another bunch of preserved vegetables and then took a swig of beer.

"Imperial Physician!! Imperial Physician!! Quickly save him!! There's so much blood..."

Several people watched this scene, their faces instantly turning dark, yet they couldn't help but stare at it.

"Looking at it this way, this burst of energy is not bad!" Shen Ruoyun couldn't help but give a thumbs up.

Everyone: "..."

However, just then, the new episode finished airing.

If I want to watch it again, I have to wait another day, which is really making me feel a bit stuck.

"I'm so angry!! That disgusting man! I have to go online and curse him to death!" Ruan Huai quickly pulled out his phone and started battle mode.

I just opened my phone to find like-minded people, and it turns out there are already related terms trending on social media.

Gao Hao, get out of here!

Heart-Stealing Thief: Who understands this? It's giving me a heart attack! ????﹏???????

"Follow Yao's orders: You're crying your eyes out, Gao Hao, you bastard! [Take this sword!]"

Grapes Don't Want to Be Lonely: You dog Gao Hao! What exactly do you want to do?! Just tell me what you want to do?! [Roaring]

Lacking the element of meat in your Five Elements chart: Gao Hao, I'm warning you, get the hell out of here! Don't touch me!! [See if I don't slap you!]

Tony with water: Is this something a carbon-based organism could do? [No fucking words]

Xia Ji Bafu: I was wrong, I shouldn't have been so reckless~ [whining]

……

Ruan Huai's thoughts: Seeing so many people criticizing you makes me feel relieved.

In contrast, the others remained silent and simply drank.

Shen Ruoyun was surprised that these people could drink so much, as if they had never drunk alcohol before, and they almost emptied the several cases of newly bought wine in the refrigerator.

finally...

Looking at the few drunkards staggering around in front of her, Shen Ruoyun quickly finished the last bite of her food and wiped her mouth clean with a tissue.

He bent down, stretched out his right hand, and slapped Qin Chuhuai's face twice with a little force.

"who am I?"

Qin Chuhuai opened his eyes groggily, his gaze somewhat blank, but he still mumbled something unconsciously.

"It's my wife..."

Shen Ruoyun rubbed her forehead, then turned and patted Ruan Huai's cheek on the other side, asking the same question.

"who am I?"

"husband..."

These words made Shen Ruoyun laugh, and she thought to herself that she had unknowingly enjoyed the blessing of having two wives.

With a helpless sigh, he began to tidy up the things on the table and put them in the kitchen.

Then he jogged out of the kitchen and back to the living room, bent down and helped Lin Yanshu up, but the other's body was so limp it was like he had no bones.

This was a bit tricky, so Shen Ruoyun had no choice but to use his trump card: a princess carry.

He easily lifted Lin Yanshu by the waist, gently kicked open the door, glanced at the position on the bed, and carefully placed Lin Yanshu at the innermost part of the bed.

After doing all that, she quickly ran out of the bedroom and soon carried Lu Yan back in, placing him next to Lin Yanshu.

Then it was Qin Chuhuai's turn, and he was still muttering "wife" under his breath.

As soon as he put the person on the bed, Qin Chuhuai snuggled up next to Lu Yan and fell fast asleep with his face pressed tightly against the other's arm.