Good news! My sister Lin finally stopped being abstract today!

Finally, Wu Jiaojiao couldn't stand it anymore and took the initiative to go over.

The big guy thought he was there to comfort her and was about to pull on Wu Jiaojiao's trouser leg when Wu Jiaojiao walked around him.

"Hey, get up, stop pretending to be dead!" Wu Jiaojiao kicked Lin Zhihao on the ground.

Lin Zhihao remained silent.

The tall man became even more flustered, while Wu Jiaojiao was more impatient.

She kicked Lin Zhihao again.

Lin Zhihao remained motionless, looking like a lifeless doll.

"I'm not going to hold it against you anymore, okay? Get up." Wu Jiaojiao said mercifully. She didn't believe that this country bumpkin would be so easily scared to death. She had been scared by her before, and even knocked down by her today, but she hadn't died.

Wu Jiaojiao was no longer going to care about herself, but the person on the ground still didn't move and wouldn't get up.

She looked at Tao Xi, who was standing to the side.

"Xixi, call her."

Tao Xi timidly shuffled in from the edge of the doorway and symbolically shook Lin Zhihao a few times, "Wake up, wake up."

The people on the ground did not move.

Tao Xi shrugged and sighed.

At this moment, Wu Jiaojiao started to panic. Could this guy really have ascended to heaven? No way, no way, what should she do?

Wu Jiaojiao was very scared, but she didn't dare to squat down to look.

But if she doesn't check, and there's a real problem, and she misses the best time for rescue, wouldn't she be committing a terrible crime?

Wu Jiaojiao swallowed hard, then looked up and instructed Tao Xi, "Xi Xi, you, you check her breathing."

"Oh." Tao Xi obediently squatted down again and put her index finger into Lin Zhihao's philtrum.

I checked carefully, and yes, it's out of breath.

Ok?

He's not breathing!!!

Tao Xi looked up at Wu Jiaojiao with a terrified expression, her voice trembling as she spoke, "She, she, she, she."

Wu Jiaojiao: ? ?

"What's wrong? What's wrong with her? Don't stutter at a time like this."

I'm so anxious.

Tao Xi: "She, she, she, she seems to be a little dead."

"???"

"!!!"

"What!" Wu Jiaojiao exclaimed.

Dead? ?

Holy shit! !

When the big guy heard that Lin Zhihao was really dead, he burst into tears.

She killed someone, sob sob sob, she's going to jail, sob sob.

Wu Jiaojiao didn't care about anything else at this moment. She immediately squatted down and started shaking Lin Zhihao, gently patting Lin Zhihao's cheeks with her palms. "Hey, wake up, wake up, don't sleep. I'm telling you, stop pretending. I can see through you. Get up now."

No matter how Wu Jiaojiao shouted or said, the person on the ground remained a lump of mud, limp and lifeless.

Wu Jiaojiao was flustered, her head was buzzing, "No, you, you, stop pretending, I know you did it on purpose."

"Shen Zhihao, Shen Zhihao!"

Wu Jiaojiao, her hands trembling, finally approached the cardboard box with her nose, then stopped there.

One second

two seconds,

five seconds,

ten seconds.

No breath came out.

"Don't think I can't tell just because you're faking holding your breath,"

Wu Jiaojiao knelt on the ground, leaned her ear close to Lin Zhihao's chest, and prepared to listen to her heartbeat. Breathing can lie, but a heartbeat cannot.

Before her head even touched Lin Zhihao's chest,

Lin Zhihao opened her eyes immediately.

Wu Jiaojiao was startled and exclaimed, "Ah!" She sat down on the ground.

It's come back to life! Help!

Lin Zhihao resorted to her old trick, grabbing Wu Jiaojiao's shoulders and starting to scream and yell like a charlatan, spouting nonsense.

Wu Jiaojiao was so frightened that she froze.

Here we go again, here we go again, the country bumpkin has been possessed again!

Wu Jiaojiao broke free from Lin Zhihao's hands and struggled to climb towards her bed. There were still some unused talismans and a portrait of Grandpa Guan from last time.

She wanted to take it out and stick it on Shen Zhihao's head.

Lin Zhihao held onto her waist tightly, making random noises and even starting to nibble on Wu Jiaojiao's calves.

Lin Zhihao: I'm munching, I'm munching, I'm munching and munching...

Although she wasn't physically injured, Wu Jiaojiao suffered a tremendous shock. "Ahhh, help! She's going to eat me! Ah!!" ∑(??д??lll)

Wu Jiaojiao was so frightened that she screamed repeatedly and kept crawling towards the bed.

The big guy was so shocked by the scene that he actually made room for Wu Jiaojiao to crawl over.

Driven by her survival instinct, Wu Jiaojiao, though unable to break free from Lin Zhihao, dragged her to the foot of her bed.

Take out the portrait and talisman from the cabinet.

Not in the mood for glue, Wu Jiaojiao took a sip and prepared to slap it onto Lin Zhihao's forehead.

How could Lin Zhihao possibly let her succeed, especially since she wanted to spit on her forehead? (°?°)

She simply dodged it.

Wu Jiaojiao: ?(?'?'? )?????? It can even hide! This ghost is really powerful!

But she wasn't discouraged. She simply placed the statue of Guan Yu, the door god, on Lin Zhihao's head, chanting, "Amitabha, Amitabha, Guan Yu, kill this guy!"

Lin Zhihao actually quieted down.

Yunnan Arts Center, having witnessed the entire farce: ...

The big guy, still completely bewildered: (?⊿?)?

Yu Li and Tao Xi, secretly trying not to laugh:⊙w⊙

Seeing that Lin Zhihao was no longer moving, the big guy came to his senses from his daze. "Ahhh, she's alive! She just came alive! Then Jiao Jiao killed her again! Jiao Jiao killed her!"

Wu Jiaojiao looked up, "Huh?"

What kind of talk is this? What do you mean she killed someone? She didn't kill anyone. She just covered the person up with something.

Looking at Shen Zhihao, who was lying motionless on her lap, Wu Jiaojiao began to gloat, "Hmph, whatever kind of demon or monster you are, when you meet our Lord Guan, you'd better raise your hands and surrender immediately. This is the new China, and the new China forbids the creation of spirits!"

Wu Jiaojiao spoke with righteous indignation, almost to the point of waving her hands in a flowery gesture.

Yunyi felt she couldn't bear to watch and wanted to leave, but the doorway was blocked, so she couldn't leave and could only sit there.

She tilted her head back at a 50-degree angle and smiled, thinking, "Let's just end this farce already; I feel like my intelligence has been insulted."

And there is reasonable suspicion that the other people in the room have college entrance exam scores.

"Hehehe, hehehehehe, hehehehehehe."

Wu Jiaojiao suddenly felt her legs shake violently.

The old man's headband, Guan Yu, started to sway.

Wu Jiaojiao: !!

Lin Zhihao slowly raised her head, and the image of Grandpa Guan guarding the gate slid slowly down from above her head. She followed Wu Jiaojiao's leg...

Climb slowly.

Climb slowly.

Climbing from the calf to the knee, from the knee to the thigh.

Wu Jiaojiao's eyes changed from a dot to a zero, and then to an o.

Lin Zhihao was possessed by a zombie, her teeth clenched, her neck tilted forward to one side, and her teeth were making a clicking sound.

"I'm going to eat you! I'm going to eat you!"

Wu Jiaojiao waved her hand, "Don't come over, I don't taste good."

"I'm here, ah!"

"Ahhhhh!!!"