Good news! My sister Lin finally stopped being abstract today!

Lin Zhihao's shameless behavior successfully reignited Wu Jiaojiao's anger. "Shen Zhihao, you've gone too far! There are videos of me all over the campus network now. Are you out of your mind?!"

She didn't notice the problem while reading the script. She thought to herself, "So that's why someone said 'gossip'!" That despicable Shen Zhihao, how dare she play her tricks!

My name is Wu Jiaojiao, and I'm a hardworking and diligent girl.

My name is Wu Jiaojiao, and I'm a hardworking frog, ribbit ribbit.

Below the video are thousands of "hahahahaha" comments.

[Hahaha, this is hilarious! Which college are you from? Is this a freshman self-introduction?]

[Wait, is this right, bro? It's so abstract!]

[Hahahaha, this is hilarious! They even wrote an article saying they're a frog! That's so thoughtful! Hahaha!]

[To the person upstairs: If you don't know how to praise someone, you don't have to force it.]

Tears soaked my potato cakes; they were numbing, spicy, and I missed him.

Hey kid, you've successfully gotten my attention.

[This person is actually quite interesting. I'd love to get to know them, but I don't even dare to think about it. If I had someone like this in my life, my life would be so simple and happy.]

Hahahaha!

The more Wu Jiaojiao scrolled through the comments section, the colder her heart became. She still wanted to have a passionate romance on the university campus.

Good news: We've arrived with great fanfare!

Bad news: It was an embarrassing failure.

This practically killed her chance to find a partner during her four years of college.

Moreover, some people have already started calling her the Frog Princess.

Damn it, she'd heard of the Frog Prince, but what the hell is the Frog Princess?

"Shen Zhihao, how dare you use homophones to trick me! If I don't teach you a lesson today, I'm not Wu!"

Wu Jiaojiao reached out her claws towards Lin Zhihao, who took a step back to dodge. "Hey hey hey hey, you're so uncivilized! I was just trying to help you, and you're blaming me. Didn't you want to be famous? Look, this is fame! Everyone knows you now, right? How can this not be considered fame, Tie Tie?"

While dodging Wu Jiaojiao's attacks, Lin Zhihao kept shouting, drawing out an extremely long bubble sound, "Wu Bala, you're very famous~~~~~"

"Aaaaaaah!!" Wu Jiaojiao was furious. "Shut up, shut up, shut up!!" She had completely lost face. She knew it! Why did people always peek at her when they passed by in the cafeteria?

They mistook her for a monkey! No, she was a frog!

Lin Zhihao dodged and weaved, but finally grabbed Wu Jiaojiao's wrist and lifted her above his head.

Wu Jiaojiao surrendered with her hands clasped, glaring angrily at Lin Zhihao. Unable to use her hands, she tried to stomp on Lin Zhihao's foot, but missed every time.

Their tempers flared, and the two of them were now truly at odds.

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After Wu Jiaojiao was pranked by Lin Zhihao last time, the two became irreconcilable enemies. It was either you don't like me or I roll my eyes at you.

University military training has begun. Lin Zhihao stood in the line, feeling like she was melting in the nearly 40-degree heat.

While standing at attention, the instructor would occasionally try to pry your hands apart. If your hands were pried into your trouser seams, the instructor would reward you with playing cards.

She's fine, it's just that her frog roommate doesn't seem so nice.

Wu Jiaojiao had never suffered like this before. On the third day, she had already successfully attracted the instructor's attention. After all, it was the same person every day, with playing cards on her fingers, knees, and head. It was rare to see someone so forgetful.

Whenever Wu Jiaojiao was called out of line by the instructor, Lin Zhihao would desperately suppress the urge to laugh.

Wu Jiaojiao was punished by being forced to stand at attention facing her classmates, and unfortunately, she was standing right in front of Lin Zhihao.

Whenever the instructors weren't looking, Lin Zhihao would stick her tongue out at Wu Jiaojiao, sometimes make funny faces, sometimes imitate frog croaks, and sometimes mimic Wu Jiaojiao's expressions.

In short, they kept making all sorts of little moves.

As soon as the instructor came over, she transformed back into that serious soldier; as soon as the instructor left, she began her magical attacks on Wu Jiaojiao.

When their eyes met again, Wu Jiaojiao was about to curse her under her breath, but despite being careful, she was still caught by the instructor several times.

"Wu Jiaojiao!" The instructor roared, startling the playing cards above her head so much that they fell off.

"What are you doing!" The instructor walked up to Wu Jiaojiao, glaring at her angrily. "Don't you understand why you're standing here? Or do you not want to stand here? Do you want to go to the lecture hall?"

Standing on the big stage means facing not just the class, but the entire grade, which is even more embarrassing.

Wu Jiaojiao was furious. "Report to the instructor, she was deliberately teasing me."

Wu Jiaojiao pointed at Lin Zhihao, her face full of grievance. She had only fought back, so why was the instructor scolding her?

The instructor looked at Lin Zhihao, who was being pointed at by Wu Jiaojiao.

Lin Zhihao stared intently, her face serious, as if unaware that Wu Jiaojiao was referring to her. She was now a soldier, a focused soldier.

"Pretentious," Wu Jiaojiao scoffed.

Hearing her muttering, the instructor turned around abruptly. "What did you say?"

Wu Jiaojiao: "Reporting to the instructor, I didn't say you, I said her. She's been affecting my training all day, so I'm requesting that she be moved away from the front row."

The instructor glanced at Lin Zhihao, whose eyes were wide open, full of confusion, but with nothing but seriousness in them.

When the instructor looked at her, she blinked her eyes, looking completely innocent, just like a good child who had been wronged.

The instructor paused for a moment.

He turned to Wu Jiaojiao and launched into a tirade of abuse.

"Wu Jiaojiao! It's one thing that you don't train seriously every day, but now you're bullying your classmates? You've gone too far!"

Bullying classmate Wu Jiaojiao: ? ? ?

She began to argue, "I didn't, she did it on purpose, look at her."

Behind the instructor, Lin Zhihao made another face at Wu Jiaojiao, who was completely taken aback and cried out, "Ah!!"

The instructor was startled by Wu Jiaojiao's sudden scream. He felt that his career had been challenged. He had participated in the freshmen military training of Liuling University every year and had never encountered a soldier who dared to yell at him like this.

I've never even heard of such a thing, let alone seen it!

"Come here!"

Before Wu Jiaojiao could even finish her sob, her spellcasting was interrupted by a fierce glare from the instructor.

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Wu Jiaojiao looked at the old senior from the campus in front of her, an ugly stone statue.

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