A cute, timid mushroom mistakenly takes the zombie king for her boyfriend and sticks close to him.

Tang Shengnan racked her brains but couldn't think of anything to say to Pei Sinian except to call him a beast!

There's nothing she can do; they're a legally married couple, and it's perfectly natural for lovers to be together. What can she say?

Talking too much will only make you seem annoying.

but……

Seeing Meng Xiaoyou looking like a battered and bruised little cabbage, she couldn't help but continue, "Be more restrained, be more restrained! Look at yourself! And... the thing I'm most concerned about, are you wearing a condom?"

Pei Sinian looked up and finally gave her a look.

The man had a cold and aloof appearance, and his aura was elegant and refined, yet also somewhat distant. Even though Meng Xiaoyou's clothes were disheveled, he remained meticulous and did not seem like someone who could be controlled by desire.

He seemed slow to react immediately, and after a few seconds of contemplation, he finally understood. His tense, grumpy face softened, and he nodded, "I understand."

Tang Shengnan: "Got it???"

No, what do you know?

Let me explain in detail!

However, Pei Sinian didn't give Tang Shengnan a chance at all. A zombie crawling in the shadows above floated over as if on cue, blocking Tang Shengnan's way.

Tang Shengnan's fiery temper exploded in an instant.

"You surnamed Sheng! When will you stop haunting me? Why are you clinging to a human like me? Let me tell you, if you keep bothering me, I'll have Little Pretty whisper in my ear tomorrow and get Pei Sinian to dig out your crystal core."

Sheng Jingxing: "..."

His delicate, baby-faced expression fell. "No, I haven't said anything yet..."

He just hovered in front of her without saying a word, his smile faltering halfway through, before this woman launched into a tirade of criticism—no, he, a zombie, was being berated like a grandson. Was that right?

Tang Shengnan was completely unreasonable, and sneered: "Yes, that's right, you didn't say anything, but shouldn't you be tied up by me?"

Sheng Jingxing: "..."

He got emotional, silently floated up the wall, took out a forty-centimeter vine, and tied himself up.

The once cheerful and optimistic zombie is gone; now it's an emo zombie.

However, this trick worked, so Tang Shengnan ignored him and turned to leave. In a corner where she couldn't see him, the male zombie clicked his tongue in a smug way and quickly untied himself, his main tactic being to outwardly comply but inwardly defy him.

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When Meng Xiaoyou woke up, her body felt like it had been chewed by a dog; she was in pain all over, and after a night of this, it was even more painful than when she had been chewed before.

She gasped, and before she could even get up, she burst into tears, her eyes red and swollen as she huddled under the covers, accusing him in a muffled voice: "Pei Sinian, I'm sending you to the base today."

Let's use him for experiments, so he doesn't ruin the mushrooms.

Her limbs felt like they weren't her own anymore; the pain eventually became so intense that they even became numb.

Mushroom, with one eye open and the other closed, saw the purplish-blue marks on its arm and screamed in unbearable agony: "Pei Sinian, it's all your fault I turned into a zombie!!!"

There was no response; the entire underground passage was eerily quiet, except for her own breathing.

Mushroom, on its deathbed, sat bolt upright in shock, exclaiming, "You heartless bastard!?"

Her tone shifted from an exclamation mark to a question mark. The reason was simple: the unfaithful man hadn't taken advantage of her and left; instead, he was lying peacefully on the bed next door.

He was still lying in the same familiar flat position, his glasses were placed next to the pillow, the back of his head was sunken into the pillow, and his wisps of hair hung down on his forehead. His facial features were smooth, his profile was beautiful, his forehead was full, his nose was like a distant mountain, his thin lips were tightly pursed, and the two sharp fangs at the corners of his lips were no longer being pretended, but were pressed into two marks on the sides.

Meng Xiaoyou limped over and plopped down on his bed, brazenly sizing up the sleeping beauty.

My illiterate summary: It's beautiful!

Let's try to meet the aesthetic standards of mushrooms, albeit reluctantly.

The mushroom thought demurely, then stretched out its little claws and rubbed the man's thin lips.

Her whole body ached, all because of that lousy mouth.

Pei Sinian is asleep, but that doesn't mean Mushroom won't settle scores with him. What's that saying again? Every wrong has its perpetrator, and every debt its debtor. Let's see how she deals with this gossipy woman today!

Taking advantage of Pei Sinian's unconsciousness, Meng Xiaoyou felt free to take revenge. Like a curious child, she stepped forward, pinched the man's chin, and with a twist, his lips parted slightly.

His lips were thin but not dry, with a sexy diamond-shaped cupid's bow in the middle of his upper lip. She pinched it; it was soft.

I can't understand how such soft lips can peck at mushrooms like they have a bird's beak.

Unconsciously, Meng Xiaoyou bent down and slowly approached, observing the structure of his lips from top to bottom. She was unconsciously attracted and felt her mouth go dry.

Damn it, the mushrooms have been tempted!

He's been biting her for so long, it's not unreasonable for him to bite back, is it?

Meng Xiaoyou still remembered that she had done the same thing before, except that she took advantage of Pei Sinian's sleep to bite around his face, but not his lips.

Looking back now, I realize I missed out on Pei Sinian's softest spot.

She had no desire for revenge, but at this moment, she was determined to make Pei Sinian repay the injustice she had suffered.

Mushroom Cat furtively lowered its head, quickly glanced at him, and to make sure he wasn't awake, it licked him with a swift motion.

Smack his lips, and think... well, that's all there is to it.

I can't understand why Pei Sinian is so obsessed with kissing.

Meng Xiaoyou's review: The taste is so-so.

It's not as good as the plain porridge he made.

Slurp, oh well, I'll just have to make do with this.

Meng Xiaoyou took another bite. At first, it was just revenge, but she gradually became attracted to the male demon and worked hard in silence.

Bite, bite, bite!

She'll take her revenge wherever she's in pain.

For some reason, it's gotten a bit hot. It must be because the outside climate is warming up, and even underground hasn't been spared.

Meng Xiaoyou wiped away her sweat and let out a long sigh of relief. Suddenly, she noticed something, and her watery eyes widened in shock as she screamed, "Sister Tang... Sister Tang, Pei Sinian... cheated on me!!!"

She didn't care about anything else, she hurriedly put the clothes back on him, her mind went blank, and she ran out with red eyes.

Tang Shengnan was tormenting the little zombies when she heard this and wondered if there was something wrong with her ears.

She picked at her ear: "What?"

The little girl in front of me had teary eyes, and her tears fell like broken pearls, making her look like a little kitten.

The little kitten gestured wildly, crying uncontrollably, "Pei Sinian cheated on me!"

The little zombie no longer found the crystal core in his mouth appealing. He stared blankly at the crystal core on the ground, glanced at his mother, then looked down at the crystal core again, then looked at his mother again, and finally stomped on the crystal core. "I knew it! The big devil was definitely up to no good. It's normal for him to cheat on his wife. He planned this all along!"

"Don't waste food!" Meng Xiaoyou wiped away her tears and choked out, "What do you mean?"

The little zombie obediently picked up the crystal core and stuffed it into her mouth, her big, bright eyes, just like hers, filled with anger. "He wants to be my dad (chewing). If he doesn't cheat, who will?"

Meng Xiaoyou: "?"

Tang Shengnan: "??"

Is there any necessary connection between these?