A cute, timid mushroom mistakenly takes the zombie king for her boyfriend and sticks close to him.
Chapter 247 How long did you kiss? How long did you suck?
The heated atmosphere inside the car froze, and the temperature plummeted, feeling as if someone had poured a bucket of cold water on you.
Pei Sinian coldly raised his eyes and collided with the icy wall of the rearview mirror. When he looked down, he met the little girl's suspicious gaze.
She had just been bullied badly; her dark eyes were wet and filled with distrust of him.
Pei Sinian pursed his lips, "No, don't listen to Houhou's nonsense. The incubation period of the zombie virus is unstable... I'm not too sure either."
The little zombie mimicked its mother's muffled voice: "You can control zombies, what don't you understand?"
Meng Xiaoyou pushed Pei Sinian away, raised her hand and rubbed the corner of her lips with the back of her hand, her eyes blazing: "So, how long did you kiss me just now?"
From the time she was slashed by the zombie to the time she left the city, it was only a little over an hour, let's say an hour and a half.
They stayed in the car for three hours without realizing it.
So they kissed here for an hour and a half?
During the kiss, Meng Xiaoyou was completely controlled and had no sense of time. Everything was led by Pei Sinian, and she was kissed for so long.
A normal human kiss lasts only a few minutes, so why is she calculating it in hours?
Even if she wasn't human, she couldn't act so recklessly. And thinking of Pei Sinian's abnormal behavior later on, Meng Xiaoyou's beautiful eyes narrowed dangerously: "You know the time! You also know I won't turn into a zombie, and you're still pretending to be pitiful?"
Pei Sinian: "..."
He straightened his back, nonchalantly saying, "Since Houhou said there's no more time, then these zombies are no longer needed. I'm going to send them back to T City and stop them from harming people."
The man spoke with an air of utmost seriousness, as if he were completely selfless!
Meng Xiaoyou's eyes were blazing with anger. No wonder, no wonder her mouth hurt so much!
he still……
This is infuriating!
"Pei Sinian, just control your zombies and live with your zombies! I'm breaking up with you!!!" The passenger in the front seat threw down these words in a fit of anger, then slammed down and turned into a mushroom. He kicked the seat twice with the stick, making a small hole, and buried himself in it in a huff, leaving only the umbrella-like figure refusing to communicate.
Pei Sinian: "..."
If he had known this would happen, he should have secretly thrown the little zombie away to prevent it from causing trouble.
He paused in his action of making the zombies retreat, and coaxed them gently, "Let's keep these zombies for now, and get stronger slowly after your powers recover, okay?"
The mushroom cap shrank back, not even giving him a single bubble sound.
Pei Sinian wasn't good at comforting people. After hesitating for a while, he chose to admit his mistake: "I'm sorry, it would be best if you didn't become a zombie. I was just too happy to tell you that I wanted to get closer to you. I didn't mean to hide it from you."
"I can break off the friendship, but you should at least tell me a timeframe, right?"
The mushroom remained silent, only showing anger.
"Okay, if you don't say anything, I'll take that as a yes. We're breaking up for one minute."
Meng Xiaoyou: "???"
"Boom!"
"You've finally decided to talk to me." Pei Sinian's thin lips regained a little color. "Having survived a brush with death, don't you plan to cherish what you have now?"
I have no intention of doing so.
That's too much! He's taken advantage of us. Mushroom decides to ignore this person until her powers are restored.
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The zombies surrounding the car remained motionless for a long time, and the people hiding in the car behind were terrified. Luo Qingxue screamed in the car, but Tang Shengnan threatened her: "If you scream again, throw her out."
Luo Qingxue quieted down, but the lame zombie in the trunk started yelling again: "Help! A zombie has escaped from prison!"
After a series of crackling sounds, Tang Shengnan had no choice but to roll down the car window and look back. He saw a male corpse still bound with ropes, like a large silkworm cocoon, floating in mid-air, wriggling and trying to escape.
Noticing her gaze, the man turned around and grinned: "Hahaha, I've taken all your seasoning packets!"
Then, a string of floating instant noodle seasoning packets followed behind him!
Tang Shengnan was furious.
"You better not get caught by me, you son of a bitch!"
Tang Shengnan wasn't picky about food. Instant noodles were incredibly convenient both before and after the apocalypse, so she stocked up on a lot of instant noodles, as well as compressed biscuits and other similar foods in her small suitcase.
The lame zombie had previously told her about Sheng Jingxing's "evil plan," and she originally thought that Sheng Jingxing was deliberately saying that to confuse the public, but damn it.
This dead male corpse can really do such childish and stupid things!
However, with his hands and feet bound, how did the male zombie manage to open the package...?
Just then, the lame zombie chased after it, and Tang Shengnan saw the remnants of instant noodles hanging from the zombie's mouth...
She laughed in exasperation: "You little cripple, I'll make you drool with envy."
The lame zombie: "..."
It tried to argue: "I just wanted to help you taste it to see if it tastes good... If it doesn't taste good, we can change the flavor next time we collect supplies."
After saying that, it belatedly wiped the evidence from the corner of its mouth.
Tang Shengnan didn't have time to talk about these trivial things. She pointed to Pei Sinian's car and said, "There are zombies outside. It's inconvenient for me to get out of the car. Go and see if Little Pretty has turned into a zombie."
The lame zombie, redeeming himself, trotted over, leaving a mark on the car window with his zombie face pressed against it...
Pei Sinian spotted it immediately, washed the car window and the zombie, rolled down the window, and asked, "What are you doing?"
The lame zombie looked the zombie up and down, then trotted back with his kneecaps creaking, "No, Little Pretty has turned into a mushroom."
Tang Shengnan breathed a sigh of relief. "What's the situation with these zombies? Let's ask Pei Sinian if he can clear a path. We can't just sit here doing nothing."
The lame zombie went to deliver the message, and returned shortly after, saying, "No."
Tang Shengnan frowned: "Even he can't handle this? It seems we're doomed here."
"No, that person said these zombies are to be kept as food for your little beauty."
Tang Shengnan: "?"
No, is her little beauty really that wild?
Meng Xiaoyou's superpowers were severely exploited, and she only recovered two-thirds by the next morning, but she was still able to wreak havoc on zombies.
After what happened yesterday, Meng Xiaoyou is now able to freely switch between mushroom and human forms.
Since it was inconvenient to communicate with zombies after turning into a mushroom, she turned back into a human. With Pei Sinian's help, she got dressed and washed up, and was once again a lively and energetic mushroom.
There's no need to dig out crystal cores; just fling bubbles at the zombies to restore their humanity.
Under Pei Sinian's control, the zombies were very well-behaved, lining up one by one like students getting food at school.
Meng Xiaoyou and Pei Sinian had long since developed a tacit understanding in their cooperation to solve the "difficult problems" of the zombies.
The zombies that had their wishes granted were noisy, so they were all sent away.
At this moment, a zombie stood trembling in front of Meng Xiaoyou and growled.
I...I have a friend.
Meng Xiaoyou slapped away Pei Sinian's hand that was reaching for the bubble, her little face serious: "Don't move, we're breaking up—what's wrong with your friend? Think about it openly."
The second half of the sentence was addressed to the zombies.
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