Pei Sinian pinched the mushroom's small round mouth: "Don't say things that could be misunderstood. There's grass here too."

Meng Xiaoyou: "O3O?"

What's causing this misunderstanding?

It's clearly because the soil isn't comfortable!

Meng Xiaoyou jumped three feet high, skillfully pulled herself out of the ground, jumped into Pei Sinian's shirt pocket, and threatenedly bit the fabric on his chest, making "pop pop pop" bubble sounds.

His chest felt heavy; a certain little mushroom was like a weight, making his pockets sag, but he didn't care.

Anyway, the mushroom has been biting him for a long time. As long as it doesn't break the skin and let the zombie's blood into its mouth, it doesn't matter how it bites.

As the mushroom and the corpse tore at each other, Tang Shengnan had already dug up the mushrooms and put them in a plastic bag. He waved to them from a distance and said, "Let's go!"

They arrived in Tang Shengnan's car, and as long as Tang Shengnan was there, they would never let Mr. Zombie drive.

Back at the base, Tang Shengnan handed over the bubbling white mushrooms to the base for experimentation. The rest was no longer their concern. After a simple night's rest, they prepared to set off early the next morning.

Tang Shengnan and the zombies all wanted to follow, but Meng Xiaoyou and Pei Sinian had discussed it and decided that it would be inconvenient to bring so many zombies. Moreover, the base was getting bigger and bigger, and Xiao Moqiong and Wang Chipeng might not be able to manage it. It would be better to let Yu Xiuzhu stay and help.

Yu Xiuzhu has a special feeling for this base. She even turned into a zombie because of protecting the base. Meng Xiaoyou took out the gift she had prepared beforehand from her space and told her through the puppy's translation that the base will get better and better. She should work hard to upgrade it and she will become more and more beautiful.

The female zombie silently hugged the set of cosmetics she had given her, watched their car drive away, and uttered three words: "A tax on intelligence."

The atomized zombie naturally stayed behind with the female zombie. After that, their convoy consisted of Pei Sinian, Meng Xiaoyou, Zhou Ziming, Luo Qingxue, Tang Shengnan, the lame zombie they couldn't shake off, and the zombie lying in the trunk.

Tang Shengnan originally intended to get into Meng Xiaoyou's car, but as soon as she opened the door, she exclaimed, "Wait, who is this?"

Pei Sinian consciously sat in the driver's seat and glanced at her through the rearview mirror, "My child with Xiaoyou."

Tang Shengnan: "???"

Her eyes widened like saucers. "No way, you were only gone for a few months, and you came back with a baby?!"

Mr. Zombie raised his smoothly sculpted chin slightly and nodded reservedly. "Yes, we're in love, and it's perfectly legitimate. We're pregnant."

"Aaaaaah~!" Tang Shengnan let out a groundhog scream, unable to believe it was real!

With such a big five-year-old child right in front of her, what could she possibly doubt?

The upgraded little zombie's ashen face faded, replaced by an unhealthy white. At first glance, its round face, thick eyelashes drooping over its eyelids, and delicate features made it quite adorable, resembling Meng Xiaoyou...

It's the apocalypse, all sorts of bizarre things happen. Even if they say the baby pops out of the belly in a month, and a month equals a year, Tang Shengnan will throw away all scientific knowledge and think it's possible!

Cute, I want to pinch it.

She was itching to ask, "Why haven't you brought the child out to acknowledge his family these past few days? I'm his aunt!"

Tang Shengnan was powerless against cute things, so she immediately went over and pinched the little zombie's cheek. After the little zombie reached the seventh level, its perception ability was enhanced, and it was no longer as insensitive to pain as before.

He opened his eyes as if sensing something. "Hmm?"

As soon as he opened his eyes, he saw a human staring at him like a wolf, his fiery gaze as if he wanted to devour the zombie.

Tang Shengnan exclaimed, "Wow! These big eyes are just like Xiao Piao Liang's! And their eyes are gray too, just like Pei Sinian's. So you two really went out to make a baby?"

The non-human creatures inside the vehicle: "..."

Little zombie: "Wait, who are you?"

Tang Shengnan rubbed her hands together skillfully: "I am your mother's older sister, you can call me auntie."

"No, calling me 'Auntie' is too old-fashioned. Why don't you call me 'Sister' instead? You and your mother can each address yourselves separately."

The little zombie is confused, the confused fruit is on the confused tree, and you and I are under the confused tree. The zombie's not-so-developed brain was actually shut down by Tang Shengnan. He silently hugged himself and looked ahead for help.

The little mushroom in front of them clung to the edge of Pei Sinian's pocket, not understanding why Pei Sinian was misleading Sister Tang.

How can a mushroom have a five-year-old child with a human?

She can't even produce her own spores, let alone... create a human.

The timid mushroom doesn't know what procreation is, but she always feels so ashamed.

She popped her umbrella around once, but then, afraid of attracting attention, she curled up halfway back up and started chewing on Pei Sinian's clothes...

"Pop?" Pei Sinian, say something!

Look how anxious the child is, what if he starts crying?

Inside the space, Pei Sinian pretended not to understand what the mushroom was saying and said to the little zombie, "That's your aunt Tang Shengnan—stop talking nonsense and get going."

The last sentence was said to Tang Shengnan.

Tang Shengnan clicked her tongue and didn't get into that car, but instead went to Zhou Ziming's car.

Having too many cars would make her too conspicuous, so she didn't plan to drive herself. Besides, why not take advantage of a free driver?

However, once she got in the car, Tang Shengnan regretted it, because there was a troublesome person in the car who kept yelling, "Can't you drive? Slow down, you're bumping me!"

"No, can't you drive a nicer car? I've never ridden in this piece of junk before!"

"Ugh, what a terrible road! It hasn't been repaired in centuries...?"

The dignified eldest daughter of the Luo family had never suffered such humiliation. Even in the apocalypse, she still needed a bicycle. She was buzzing around like a giant mosquito, making Tang Shengnan's head buzz too.

Zhou Ziming has a good temper, but Tang Shengnan doesn't tolerate her. She snorted coldly and said sarcastically, "If you make another sound, I'll throw you in the trunk to keep those two male zombies company!"

Upon hearing this, Luo Qingxue was shocked: "How dare you? I am a healing-type ability user."

Tang Shengnan didn't take it seriously: "So what?"

As she spoke, she tried to sit up to grab Luo Qingxue, but then she screamed twice in panic, "No, I won't say anything, okay?"

Ugh, who are these people? How come zombies are handled like toys by them?

In the trunk, two zombies were huddled together. The lame zombie was munching on a can of small fish, and handed one to Sheng Jingxing, "Want some?"

A fishy smell filled the air, and Sheng Jingxing utterly disgusted him: "I'm a zombie, I don't eat human food."

The lame zombie stuffed food into his mouth. "Is it possible that this is cat food?"

Sheng Jingxing: "Yue~"

He ate half of it, smacked his lips, and said, "It smells pretty good."

"Once I escape, I'll throw the fish bones I spat out into that woman's instant noodles."

"Eat up, stop babbling. The instant noodles didn't bother you." The lame zombie slammed the leftover canned food onto his forehead. "You're a level seven zombie now, and you're still so childish. It's ridiculous."

"..."

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