A cute, timid mushroom mistakenly takes the zombie king for her boyfriend and sticks close to him.

Pei Sinian tried to explain to Meng Xiaoyou, "You can still walk normally, so you won't degenerate."

Human legs are not that fragile; they don't degenerate after being hugged a couple of times. It's just that they tend to decline in terms of mobility.

He thought, it's alright, with him here, she doesn't have to go through the trouble of running for her life, and if she wants to exercise in the future, she can use other methods.

Let him hold you most of the time.

Since taking Meng Xiaoyou as his pet, Mr. Zombie has figured out his own human care manual and understands humans better than Little Fool.

He observed Meng Xiaoyou's reaction for a while, pausing for a few seconds at the location of her energy core to confirm that she had no intention of converting the crystal core. He then touched her forehead, which did not meet the criteria for a high fever, and concluded: "This is a normal human phenomenon."

Meng Xiaoyou couldn't believe it: "How can I be normal when I'm like this?"

Pei Sinian nodded slightly: "Normal."

My face feels hot.

"You're shy."

"My mouth hurts."

"Human skin does rub against each other and can cause redness and swelling, and the lips are quite delicate, so the swelling will subside in a while."

"My...my legs won't obey me."

"My kiss."

Meng Xiaoyou exclaimed incredulously, "You're shameless!"

Pei Sinian: "..."

He remained calm: "The fact that you have the energy to curse me proves that you're alright."

Everyone's fine, meeting adjourned.

Before Meng Xiaoyou could speak again, he tore down the ice wall and let the two children rush in.

"Tweet?"

"Hoho?"

Heaven knows how panicked the little zombie and the little vine were when they saw Pei Sinian suddenly become agitated and "bite" Meng Xiaoyou.

The two innocent children didn't understand anything. At that moment, in their eyes, Pei Sinian, the zombie, turned into a rabid dog, biting and smacking away...

One vine and one corpse were frantic. Ignoring their secret rivalry, they rushed forward to stop Pei Sinian's evil deeds.

Who knew that Pei Sinian, that wicked fellow, would use his superpowers to block the way? None of their superpowers were as strong as Pei Sinian's, so they could only stand nearby anxiously, fearing that they might lose their mother if they weren't careful.

So, after the ice wall was removed, the two little ones hurriedly crowded around Pei Sinian and pushed him away, circling around Meng Xiaoyou and speaking in all sorts of languages, leaving Mushroom completely confused and unable to find Pei Sinian to continue settling scores.

The clothes draped over her back slipped off her shoulders. She clutched the clothes tightly and awkwardly comforted the two children.

The little zombie shrieked, "Mom, how could you let him bite you!"

Help! I'm turning into a zombie!!

Meng Xiaoyou couldn't exactly call it a kiss in front of the child, could she?

She glared at Pei Sinian secretly, then patted the little zombie's head: "Nothing happened, he... he didn't bite..."

The little vine squealed, "Chirp chirp!"

Meng Xiaoyou nervously fidgeted with her fingers, "No... it's not that my lips are swollen, it's that they're about to burst open..."

The little vine and the little zombie were unusually united, guarding Meng Xiaoyou on the left and right, glancing at Pei Sinian with wary eyes from time to time, as if they were guarding against a thief, afraid that Pei Sinian would suddenly become a beast and pounce on Meng Xiaoyou again.

They all saw it; Pei Sinian was sick!

Rabies!!

Pei Sinian, unusually, did not chase them away from Meng Xiaoyou. He stood indifferently to the side with his arms crossed, serving as a backdrop.

Behind the glasses, his eyes seemed to casually sweep over Meng Xiaoyou's still swollen lips, secretly thinking, "If the disinfection is thorough and I can restrain myself a bit more, we can kiss a little longer."

--

Old Tian was getting old; he developed insomnia around the age of forty and used to envy young people.

It's great to be young, just fall asleep.

Unfortunately, the older I get, the harder it is for me to sleep.

He never imagined that something as seemingly easy as falling asleep would one day happen to him, and leave him with a big bump.

He realized he was still alive. He sat up, clutching his head and grimacing, and looked around. It was quiet, with faint green light emanating from the plants. He could barely make out the illusion around him.

Still underground, the air was cold and damp, and his teammates lay sprawled on the ground, sleeping peacefully.

He looked around shakily, but did not see the dense horde of zombies, as if what had happened before was just an illusion.

But... if only he is hallucinating, it can't be that everyone is hallucinating, right?

The tunnels stretched in all directions, and footsteps approached from afar. He thought they were zombies, so he scrambled to pull his fallen teammates away.

Upon closer inspection, wow, everyone had a lump the size of an egg on the back of their head.

When a person falls while conscious, their hand will instinctively touch the ground to cushion the fall. However, if a person loses consciousness, where they fall is a matter of luck.

Someone once had low blood sugar and missed a step, landing face-first on the ground. He lost a front tooth but didn't wake up.

He looked left and right and found that these people had fallen in such a uniform way that the back of their heads was the same size, and even the bumps were the same size.

Weird.

The teammates woke up one after another, and like Tian Laosan, they first touched the back of their heads, and then realized that someone was approaching.

Everyone pulled out their weapons, activated their supernatural abilities, and waited for the thing to emerge from around the corner of the tunnel before smashing it down without a second thought.

Their actions were swift and fierce, but when you look at their stats... they were all blocked by an ice wall. When the ice wall dissipated, the two of them were revealed in their entirety.

They were two humans, a man and a woman. The man was tall and handsome with a cold aura, yet he gently shielded the woman behind him.

The woman peeked out from behind him, her small hands nervously gripping his arm. She had a sweet face, slightly chubby cheeks, and large, clear eyes that held a hint of confusion and a touch of timid anger.

She clung to the man's arm, openly complaining in front of them without any attempt to hide it:

"We came to rescue people, and they even hit us! You ungrateful bastards!"

Pei Sinian didn't know where he learned this word, but he felt that "ungrateful wretch" was a fitting description for her. He reached out and ruffled her hair, smoothing it for her.

"I'm not angry."

Her temper has grown; back when we first met, she might have run off to some corner and been trembling with fear.

Pei Sinian thought it was a good thing; at least he wouldn't suffer any losses. It would be best if the boy had a bigger temper and a bolder attitude. That way, only he could afford to raise this ungrateful little devil.

"You are……?"

Realizing they had attacked the wrong person, the captain was somewhat ashamed: "Sorry, we thought it was a zombie."

The others chimed in, "Yes, yes, we remember seeing a huge horde of zombies. There are so many here... Did you defeat the zombie horde and save us?"

Only Tian Laosan hid behind the crowd, staring at Pei Sinian with a rather sinister gaze.