A cute, timid mushroom mistakenly takes the zombie king for her boyfriend and sticks close to him.

Mushroom almost turned into a confused black man on the spot.

No, is that right?

What did she do to deserve this? She was peacefully asleep.

Would she really go so far as to bite herself?

The mushroom isn't crazy...

Seeing Meng Xiaoyou's disbelief, Pei Sinian remained calm and even lightly tapped the top of the purple mushroom with his fingertip. "Otherwise, there are no other creatures here."

The tactile sensation from his body was clearly transmitted to Meng Xiaoyou, and even more so, making her head throb from his knocking.

A strange sensation spread from the top of her head to her limbs and bones, raising goosebumps all over her body. She shuddered violently, and her uninjured hand trembled as she gripped the man's strong wrist.

"Stop bullying it."

She can't take it anymore.

Pei Sinian didn't expect that just tapping on a wild mushroom would elicit such a strong reaction from the little fool. Her eyes reddened, her eyelashes trembled, and she opened her big, wet eyes to accuse him.

It's worth noting that even the white mushrooms they cultivated together didn't receive this kind of treatment.

He secretly wondered if this purple mushroom was some kind of Daji among mushrooms, bewitching the little fool.

This is not okay.

Mr. Zombie knew that he couldn't rely on force in this situation; he had to outsmart him. He withdrew his hand and said casually, "How about this? Your hand was bitten for no reason, and there are no other creatures in the space except for this one mushroom. You trust it, but I'm still not at ease. How about we do it the same way as before? Let me take care of the mushroom, and I'll return it to you once I'm sure it's safe."

"No, it's alright, it's just a small wound, it will heal soon enough..." Meng Xiaoyou shook her head repeatedly, protecting her spatial bubble, afraid that he would take away her main body's custody.

Before she could even hand it over to Pei Sinian, he started making unwanted advances towards her, and she could sense his malice towards the purple mushroom.

If I give him the mushrooms today, won't he take them to make soup tomorrow?

No, no, I absolutely cannot give it to him.

Moreover, neither the door nor the mushroom itself can be taken out.

So, Meng Xiaoyou hugged Bubble tightly as if she were guarding against a thief, and then the man flicked her head with his finger.

"What kind of bad ideas are you having? If you don't want it, you don't have to. Go to sleep!"

If it weren't for his underdeveloped facial muscles, Pei Sinian would definitely have been amused by the little fool's actions. Fortunately, except in certain situations, he was quite emotionally stable and very tolerant of the little fool in small matters.

Of course, the little darling is now untouchable. Look, he was hit by a flick and is now covering his head with one hand and his spatial bubble with the other, not knowing which one to cover. The air around him is bubbling and he looks very unconvinced.

Pei Sinian said calmly, "Your hand is injured; it will hurt if you touch it."

Meng Xiaoyou lowered one hand, grumbled as she put away her spatial storage, and like a little kitten, she found a corner, curled up into a ball, licked her paws pitifully, and occasionally glanced at Pei Sinian with a mournful look.

Pei Sinian's heart was developed later in life, so don't expect him to have any conscience. Under her accusing gaze, he calmly lay down beside her, stretched out his long arm, and pulled her back into his arms.

The mushroom struggled.

I don't want him to hug me.

Although his embrace wasn't as cold as before, it still wasn't warm enough, especially since I had just finished playing with mushrooms, so I wasn't going to let him hold me.

In the darkness, there was a rustling sound of fabric rubbing together; she had escaped and was being pulled back.

The man held her slender waist tightly, his cold voice sounding somewhat pitiful in the desolate night.

"It's cold, give me a hug."

Meng Xiaoyou paused in her pushing motion.

He's saying it's cold~

Well... I'll reluctantly give him a hug; she's warmer than him.

Feeling the soft body in his arms quiet down, the man slightly curled the corners of his lips, but unfortunately, Meng Xiaoyou didn't see it.

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The next morning, Meng Xiaoyou was woken up by something crawling over her body, making her feel itchy.

As dawn broke, she opened her eyes and was suddenly confronted with a magnified image of a handsome face. She blinked involuntarily and asked, "Pei Sinian? What are you doing?"

Previously, Meng Xiaoyou would always wake up after Pei Sinian, and sometimes Pei Sinian would have to wake her up himself.

In fact, although Pei Sinian maintained good sleep habits, he did not need to sleep every day.

Last night, he was tormented by that drop of blood from the little fool. It was as if the blood in his withered and stiff body had been activated.

My blood was boiling violently, burning intensely, as if it were about to burst out of my veins.

He had no idea what was burning in that useless blood beneath that broken body.

What about re-ignition?

Can I eat the little silly goose?

Can't you?

If you can't, just take a break.

Unfortunately, the jumbled parts on his body didn't listen to him, and he even fought with Mr. Zombie all night.

Unlike someone who was sleeping soundly in the zombie's arms without a care in the world, who had been dreaming about something last night, sniffling for a while before grabbing the zombie's neck.

That's right, a dignified zombie was being gnawed on by a human.

If he didn't let her nibble on him, she wouldn't be happy and would climb all over him with her hands and feet, the sweet smell of human flesh desperately trying to fill his nostrils.

He grew accustomed to this and was numbly tormented all night.

The next day, as the sky began to lighten and a ray of light shone in, he lay on his side, watching the little silly boy in his arms wriggling about again.

Meng Xiaoyou's body seemed out of sync with her mind. No matter how much her limbs thrashed around, her face remained obedient. Her thick, curled eyelashes drooped gently over her eyelids, her nostrils flared, and her cheeks were plump and round. Her lips were bright red, making her look like a ripe cherry.

After being gnawed on by her all night, it's not unreasonable for a zombie to gnaw back, right?

Mr. Zombie was almost completely intoxicated by her fragrance. The base of his fangs was itchy. He clenched his unruly fangs. It was alright, as long as he didn't bite her, she wouldn't turn into a zombie.

He... just stuck it on.

So, just as the dawdling zombie was about to touch the sleeping human's lips, the human just happened to open his eyes.

She had just woken up, her eyes were still misty, and she hadn't quite realized what was happening yet. Her voice was soft and sweet, with a touch of coquettish huskiness.

She asked, "Pei Sinian, what are you going to do?"

Pei Sinian withdrew his head expressionlessly, pulled his hand away, and said calmly, "It's numb."

I don't know if my hand went numb, or if the whole zombie went numb...

Meng Xiaoyou raised her head, a tuft of hair still sticking up, her eyelids drooping listlessly, and muttered a complaint: "Pei Sinian, did you scratch me just now?"

That's too much! They scratched the mushroom all over, and she's still itchy.

She tried to scratch her back but accidentally touched the band-aid from last night. Her eyes immediately welled up with tears as she looked at him, asking, "Why are you scratching me for no reason?"

Pei Sinian: "???"