Yu-Gi-Oh!: Phobic Peptide Mad Dragon Executioner Dragon

"The prodigy puts a butt on his butt, and then, what happened next?"

Lan arrogantly stuck the overweight prodigy sticker on the pendulum area, and then didn't know what to do next.

"Wait a moment, let me check the effect first..."

Recalling that massive and complex chain of events, Lan felt a headache coming on.

There's a saying that goes, "A prodigy can create anything," and you never know how a prodigy might unfold when they use their ultimate ability. Similarly, because there are so many ways to unfold an ability, Lan is currently unsure which one to choose.

Three-minute countdown begins...

"Yes, inquire about the complete effects of Arian Persian."

She is now prioritizing elimination, but just in case the opponent has any hidden backup energy sources, she cautiously inquires about their effects.

"You've already negated effect 1. Effect 2 is that if this card is sent to the Graveyard as Synchro Material, you can target 1 Fish-Type monster in your Graveyard, banish that monster, and then add 1 Fish-Type monster from your Deck to your hand with a Level lower than that monster's Level."

Lan's scratching her head only strengthened Gotti's belief that she could survive this round, so she read out the complete effect from the card's effect bar word for word.

Oh, so simply leaving the venue has no effect.

"What about the dead leaf sea dragon in your cemetery?"

"Sea Dragon's graveyard effect grants it the fastest speed and can only be activated during my turn."

"Spell cards from the graveyard..."

"If you have a Fish-Type monster that you can Summon or Special Summon, you can target 1 Fish-Type monster you control to activate this effect. You missed the activation time."

She was a bit agitated after being hit by a hand trap and didn't have time to chain-activate the Graveyard Spell Card effect, thus missing the opportune moment.

(In a proper real-world card duel, there are no graveyard cards that light up to remind you of their effects activating.)

Ran hastily used up her three inquiry opportunities (each duel grants three opportunities), and seeing that time was running out, she decided to finish the most basic boss fight first.

"The Pendulum effect of 'Super Heavy Prodigy' can only be activated if there are no Spell/Trap Cards in your Graveyard. Place 1 'Super Heavy Warrior' Pendulum Monster from your Deck, except 'Super Heavy Prodigy Ushiwaka-U4', into your Pendulum Zone. I chose to place 'Super Heavy Monk Daibenkei-K'. After that, Special Summon Prodigy."

Overweight prodigy DEF1500

"The Pendulum effect of Daibenkei-K can only be activated if you control a 'Super Heavy Warrior' monster. I add 'Super Heavy Warrior Armored Iwatooshi' from my Deck to my hand."

Gotti's attack on the field indicates a blank slate with 2100 attack that cannot be destroyed by battle. If Lan wants to finish it off this turn, he either needs to remove that blank slate and give it 8000 attack, or he needs to tank the damage from the 2100 that cannot be destroyed by battle.

Hmm, the first solution seems the simplest no matter how you look at it.

"Normal Summon [Super Heavy Warrior Armor Iwatooshi], then Synchro Summon [Demon Mantis, Demon Flower Mantis] at level 8 with Prodigy."

Mantis Flower Mantis ATK2500

"This effect can only be activated when this card is Synchro Summoned. Send up to the Graveyard any number of Insect-Type or Plant-Type monsters that were used as Synchro Materials, excluding Tuner monsters."

"If this card is sent from the field to the Graveyard, you can activate this effect: Add 1 'Super Heavy Warrior' monster from your Deck to your hand, except 'Super Heavy Warrior Armor - Iwatoo.'"

"If this card is added face-up to the Extra Deck as Synchro Material, you can activate this effect and place it in your Pendulum Zone."

C1 Demon Mantis, C2 Iwatooshi, C3 Prodigy, chain reverse processing.

"The prodigy returns to the Pendulum Zone, Iwatooshi searches for 'Super Heavy Warrior Motorcycle-Q' from his Deck and adds it to his hand, and the Mantis sends 'Clasper Mantis' from his Deck to the Graveyard."

Gotti frowned, realizing that things were not so simple.

Your single-card combo seems a bit too powerful.

"Motorcycle-Q effect: If there are no Spell/Trap Cards in your Graveyard, you can discard this card from your hand to activate this effect, and add 'Super Heavy Warrior Libra BN' from your Deck to your hand."

"The pendulum scale on the field is 1 and 8, so I will Pendulum Summon Libra BN at Level 4. If Libra BN is Special Summoned, I will Special Summon Iwatooshi at Level 4 or lower in the Graveyard in Defense Position."

Rock melt DEF0

"This card's Graveyard Mantis effect can be activated by banishing this card from your Graveyard; Special Summon 1 'Mantis Token' to your field."

Mantis Derivative (Insectoid, Wind, LV1) DEF500

"If the Demon Mantis has been Synchro Summoned, you can target 1 Insect/Plant monster you control; that monster becomes a Tuner until the end of this turn. I target an Insect Token and activate this effect. Then I Synchro Summon the Token and Iwatooshi with Star, and Synchro Summon a Level 5 [Accel Synchro]!"

Accelerated Synchronizer DEF2100

"The effect of 'Lava Fusion' is used to add 'Super Heavy Warrior Suit Twin Horns' from the Deck to the hand, and then activate the effect of 'Accel Synchron' to send a Level 3 'Revolution Synchron' from the Deck to the Graveyard, increasing the Accel Synchron's Level by 3."

Accelerator LV5→8

"If there is a Level 7 or higher Synchro Monster on the field, Graveyard Revolution Synchro activates its effect: Send the top card of my Deck to the Graveyard, Special Summon this card, and the Level of this card Special Summoned by this effect becomes Level 1."

Revolutionary Synchron LV3→1, DEF1400

"I Synchro Summon Revolution Synchron and Mantis Stardust, Level 9, [Silver Scorching Machine Dragon]! Machine Dragon's effect: Banish Revolution Synchron from my Graveyard, then target Arionbos on your field and destroy that card!"

Blazing Silver Dragon DEF1800

Aim at the enemy, fire!

(You can't use missiles to blow up fish!)

"Next, I will summon a level 8 Accel Synchron and a level 4 Libra BN Synchron, and then Synchro Summon a level 12 [Super Heavy God Masao-O]!"

Super-heavy God, Araragi-O DEF4000

"With the effect of the card 【Super Heavy Warrior Suit Twin Horns】 in my hand, I can use this monster as an Equip Card to equip it to that monster, targeting Masaru-O on my field."

"Enter the combat stage!"

Lan raised her hand to stop Gotti from asking questions and directly answered the doubts in her heart.

"The card 'Masaru-O' can attack while in face-up Defense Position. In that case, this card uses its Defense as its Attack for damage calculation."

Have you ever seen someone bump into you with their butt?

"As for the dual-horn effect of the equipment card equipped to Masao-O, Masao-O can make two attacks in the same battle phase!"

"what?"

And so, to Gotti's horrified gaze, Yihuang Man-O leaped high into the air and then crashed down with his back to her.

"Bang!"

His buttocks landed on her, and he even wiggled a little.

Gottie LP8000→4000→0

The duel is over.

"Orses Duel Academy wins the second match against North Duel Academy!"

Now we know who has the biggest butt.

(In the next episode, the Lock-Bird restaurant goes out of business, and a new character takes over.)