Primordial Era: Even the Three Pure Ones have to obediently call me Second Uncle

Hong Yuan, who was preaching to the dawn, also sensed the immense calamity energy that had suddenly surged from the long-dormant atmosphere between heaven and earth.

Hong Yuan pondered for a moment, then muttered to himself, "It seems Yang Mei and the others are planning a full-scale attack. I should go and check it out."

Then he slowly looked at Dawn, who was still cultivating.

"At dawn, I must go witness the final battle of this great calamity. You should continue cultivating for now. I will return to you after the great battle is over."

Upon hearing this, Fu Xiao felt a little worried.

Hong Yuan smiled and said, "It's nothing. I'm just going to take a look. I'm not going to get involved. Besides, if I were to get involved, this great calamity would be impossible to overcome. Even if everyone in the prehistoric world were combined, I don't know if they could withstand a slap from me."

Upon hearing this, Fuxiao was also taken aback.

what?

How come it's different from what Master said? Didn't he say that the Great Tribulation was extremely terrifying?

"But... Master, didn't you say that this primordial calamity is extremely terrifying?"

Upon hearing what Fuxiao said, Hongyuan also stood up, "Yes, the Primordial Calamity is terrifying, but your master is even more terrifying than the calamity!"

"Alright, I'm leaving now. You should cultivate diligently!"

After saying that, Hong Yuan also disappeared from the spot in an instant.

Before leaving, Hong Yuan strengthened the restrictions on the area to prevent anyone from interfering with Fu Xiao's cultivation.

After doing all this, Hong Yuan slowly walked out.

After leaving the area, Hong Yuan glanced around.

Outside the cave at dawn, there were hardly any living beings left.

Even if there are any, they are those yet to be born.

For a moment, the surroundings seemed to fall into a deathly silence, with no other living beings except for Hong Yuan, who was all alone.

Don't be fooled by the fact that the primordial world had a trillion living beings; it sounds like a lot.

However, when placed in the vast and boundless primordial wilderness, it appears somewhat sparse.

Sometimes you might travel for tens of thousands of years and not encounter a single living being.

It can be described as a vast and sparsely populated land, profound and extensive, and an old man pushing a cart.

After some effort, Hong Yuan finally found the first living being.

It was a creature that looked extremely stuttering.

It is named Pingpeng.

It looks a bit like a pig, but what's funny is that it has two heads, one at each end. One head is looking this way, while the other head is looking the other way.

After a while, it actually started fighting with itself.

They remained stuck in place for half a day.

"I've already told you, the battlefield is over here, come with me!"

"Bullshit, it's over here, you idiot!"

"You're the idiot! You think I won't fuck you?!"

"Come on, anyone who doesn't do it is a fool!!"

So, amidst the cursing and swearing, the two heads twisted and tried to bite each other.

But he was quite large, and both of his heads seemed to want to bite each other.

For a moment, it was spinning in place.

And the speed is getting faster and faster.

Soon, the speed of the two created a column of wind on the spot, causing the surrounding area to howl incessantly.

Hong Yuan watched the screen spinning with great interest, but he was deep in thought.

This cloak might actually come in handy.

After a long time, Pingpeng seemed to realize that he wouldn't be able to catch the other party if he continued like this.

So, they all turned their heads in the opposite direction, clearly displeased.

Change direction and face the other person.

And so... it started spinning again.

Looking at Pingpeng's appearance, Hongyuan felt inexplicably amused.

For some reason, he found himself wanting to keep one as a pet.

After all, he had seen plenty of stupid people before, but Hong Yuan still found someone this stupid to be somewhat novel.

At this moment, Pingpeng also discovered Hongyuan's presence.

With Pingpeng's cultivation level only at the late Golden Immortal stage, it's natural that he couldn't see through Hongyuan's true cultivation level.

But it didn't think much of it, assuming that Hong Yuan had a way to conceal his cultivation level.

After all, in this remote and desolate place, its cultivation level is probably not much higher, at most about the same as itss.

After all, it hadn't heard of any powerful figures in the vicinity.

Moreover, it didn't sense any threat from Hong Yuan.

Immediately, Pingpeng shouted and addressed Hongyuan, "Fellow Daoist, you must also be heading to the battlefield between our myriad races and the ferocious beast race, right? Why don't you come and judge this for us!"

Hong Yuan also became interested and stepped forward.

How can I possibly give you justice?

Pingpeng's two heads immediately spoke in a broken voice: "Fellow Daoist, you should also know the location of the battlefield, right? Then tell me exactly where the battlefield is, and see if I am right or if it is right!"

Upon hearing this, Hong Yuan nodded, "Alright, then tell me which direction you were pointing in before?"

Upon hearing this, Pingpeng hesitated.

One head pondered for a moment, then looked hesitantly at Hong Yuan, his voice tinged with a lack of confidence.

"Should I be referring to the East?"

Upon hearing this, the other head immediately became agitated, "What do you mean you're pointing to the East? I clearly pointed there!! You shameless scoundrel!"

Upon hearing this, Hong Yuan couldn't help but chuckle inwardly.

The battlefield was clearly located in the northern part of the prehistoric land, which was also the mother nest of ferocious beasts, and the last war also took place there.

But as he looked at the screen, a hint of hesitation appeared on his face.

"You both made the right choice. How am I supposed to judge you?"

Upon hearing this, Pingpeng's two heads immediately flew into a rage.

Without saying a word, they started going in circles.

"I'm furious! I was the one who chose the East! You shameless bastard, I'll bite you to death!"

"What do you mean you chose the East? I was the one who made the right choice!! Go to hell!"

Seeing this, Hong Yuan quickly stepped forward to stop him.

"You two, this won't do!"

After saying that, Pingpeng's two heads also stopped, and four pairs of eyes stared straight at Hong Yuan.

"Then tell me what we should do? This guy is clearly trying to take it from me; isn't he just jealous that I'm smarter than him?"

"Bullshit! With a brain like yours, even half of mine would be better than yours!"

Seeing that the two heads were about to start arguing again, Hong Yuan solemnly explained.

"I do have an idea. Since you can't bite each other, why don't you try biting your own feet?"

"Since you are one entity, you should be able to feel each other's pain. Wouldn't that solve your predicament of not being able to bite each other?"

Upon hearing this, Pingpeng was immediately jolted, and a sudden realization dawned on him.

Yes, they can bite their own feet.

In the end, won't it be the other person who suffers?

Let's see if it dares to oppose us then?

Thinking of this, Pingpeng's two heads immediately showed a hint of joy, and he looked at Hongyuan with gratitude.

"Thank you, fellow Daoist! Your actions have truly solved a problem that has plagued us for so many years!"

After saying this, Pingpeng collapsed to the ground before Hongyuan could respond.

The shockwave instantly created billowing dust and a deafening roar.

Then, to Hong Yuan's satisfied expression, they all began to bite their own feet.

With that bite, two cries of pain immediately rang out.