I'm dressed in ancient times, I have a house, electricity, and a system pet.

Chapter 84 The First "Victim" After the Public Toilet Upgrade

Bai Mengran stood beside her and also noticed the number.

Jiaojiao is indeed a little rich girl, no wonder she is the daughter of the richest man!

Upon entering the [Fairyland], Bai Mengran led Jiaojiao on a journey of play and food. After teaching her how to order, she recommended several signature dishes, including oden, grilled sausage, and bubble tea.

He Yuejiao's mouth never stopped. Ever since she took her first bite of the crispy and juicy black pepper sausage, this foodie was completely captivated by the delicious food here.

When she finally tasted the bubble tea that her friend had highly recommended, she was so happy that she almost flew away!

Seeing that the girl was completely absorbed in the food, Bai Mengran let her explore other delicacies on her own, and would send her back after she had eaten her fill.

Anyway, there aren't many shops unlocked in [Wonderland] yet, so finding her later won't be difficult. Bai Mengran decided to go do her own thing first, and if necessary, she could ask the system to broadcast a missing person notice later.

Bai Mengran didn't return to the villa. Instead, she walked forward and finally had time to see what changes had occurred to the public restrooms after they were upgraded to level two.

Upon arriving at the outside of the secluded path, Bai Mengran noticed that it seemed no different from before.

"System? Has this been upgraded? It looks exactly the same as before."

[Host, run a few steps and see...]

Bai Mengran was full of questions. Although she didn't know what the system was up to, she still sped up and ran towards the toilet.

The next second, a wheelchair-like device glided rapidly to her side, and at the same time, a voice sounded in her ear: "We have detected your strong urge to use the restroom. Please take a seat. The fast lane is now open for you."

This chair looks ordinary, somewhere between a wheelchair and a gaming chair. It can seat one person and has armrests on both sides. The only difference is that its four-wheel drive wheels are thick and wide.

Still completely bewildered, Bai Mengran readily agreed and sat down, wanting to see what kind of tricks they could pull off.

As soon as I sat down and grabbed the armrest, the entire chair was launched forward at high speed.

Bai Mengran was directly transferred to the toilet stall area, which was originally accessible by walking further inside.

At this moment, the back door of one of the private rooms had already been opened, and the chairs escorted people directly to the back door.

"Your esteemed guest has been escorted to the restroom. Please feel free to use the facilities inside."

Bai Mengran got up from her chair and saw that the toilet was already in place, just a few feet away. She then realized that it was for emergency use...

Whether it's ridiculous or not, it certainly solves the immediate problem.

After all, sometimes a sudden burst of overwhelming power can be devastating, and if you're even a little slow, you might end up with a terrible reputation...

Moreover, this seat travels at high speeds yet remains remarkably stable, so there's no need to worry about anything being jolted out by the bumps along the way...

As soon as Bai Mengran stepped into the back door of the toilet stall, the door immediately closed again, restoring it to its previous state.

Well, since we're already here... let's experience it while we're at it.

Then I experienced the ultimate pleasurable toilet experience...

Ahem… After using the toilet to the accompaniment of relaxing music, you'll hear a notification asking if you need “wiping service”. You don't even need to do it yourself; dry wiping or wet wiping…

Afterwards, you can enjoy a PP "massage," rinse, dry, and smell nice...

Goodness, even Bai Mengran feels overwhelmed by all these features. She's outta here; let's leave it to the ancients to enjoy…

It seems that this level-two public toilet is mainly an upgrade in terms of functionality and service.

But then again, after the public toilet was upgraded to level two, who was the first lucky person to come and use it?

That's right, it's Hou Jinzhang who drank the toilet water yesterday!

Knowing that a carriage would come to pick them up at the academy gate at noon, Hou Jinzhang had made an appointment with Wei Da, who sat at the table in front of him, well in advance. As soon as Master Yao announced the suspension of classes, the two of them couldn't wait to slip out through the back door.

After arriving in the fairyland by carriage, Hou Jinzhang, who knew the area well, became Wei Da's guide.

The two first went to a milk tea shop and each ordered a cup of milk tea, then strolled around while drinking.

Afterwards, we went to a newly opened Chinese fast food restaurant and had a hearty meal.

Hou Jinzhang was surprised to find that there were dishes from his mother's hometown. He ordered boiled sliced ​​pork, shredded pork with garlic sauce, and Mapo tofu, and ate them with rice.

I thought to myself, this spiciness is so satisfying, it's incredibly delicious with rice!

Next time the academy has its ten-day festival, he will definitely bring his mother to try the spicy dishes here. Qin Shi always misses the food from her mother's home from time to time.

Before he could even sit down for a short while after finishing his meal, Hou Jinzhang felt the urge to urinate again…

Having experienced the pleasure of using the toilet here yesterday, Hou Jinzhang came here today specifically to hold it in, intending to relieve himself here.

Coincidentally, I hadn't thought about it at first after I came in. I was eating and drinking until I finished the spicy food, and then the feeling started to come back to me.

He greeted Wei Da and then hurried to the place where he had used the toilet the day before.

He walked in with practiced ease, and as soon as he entered the inner gate, he saw the row of clean white pools where he had rinsed his mouth yesterday. Just then, a voice suddenly reached his ears.

"Honorable guest of [Fairyland], I am your restroom guide. Would you like to urinate or defecate?"

"Huh? Who's talking to me?"

"I'm your personal toilet consultant, and I can answer any questions you may have about using the toilet!"

If you need to urinate, please stand in front of the white urinal. If you need to defecate, please proceed to the individual stall.

The voice rang in his ears again, and Hou Jinzhang looked on incredulously after hearing it.

Ignoring where the voice came from, he hurriedly asked, "What do you mean by the white pond?!"

"It's for urinating; you just need to stand facing the urination pool."

"Isn't this for rinsing your mouth? It should dispense water when you press it!"

Hou Jinzhang was both shocked and panicked at this moment, and only wanted to confirm one thing.

"No, this is water used to flush the toilet after urinating. VIPs cannot use it to rinse their mouths! If you would like to rinse your mouth, you can go to the sink in the outer room and adjust the water flow to use it for rinsing."

Hou Jinzhang felt completely distraught. Undeterred, he asked again, "Are you sure this white pool isn't for rinsing your mouth? What if... what happens if you accidentally rinse your mouth with it?"

"I don't understand what you're asking. That is indeed for male guests to urinate."

The system will not answer questions that are beyond its cognitive scope.

Hou Jinzhang's heart, which had been hanging in suspense, finally died. He instantly felt a sour taste in his mouth and felt nauseous.

Just then, he saw a chubby little boy suddenly enter through the door, and he was about to call out to him to ask why he couldn't rinse his mouth in the pool.

Then I saw the chubby boy head straight for the white pool, and in no time at all, he started filling it with water...

He stood there, motionless, his silence deafening.

After Yuan Youyuan finished urinating comfortably, he turned around and saw a person standing behind him, staring at him in disbelief...

The chubby boy was startled and ran out.

Is he sick? Who stares at someone urinating? ...Maybe he has some strange fetish...

Yuan Youyuan shook his head as he ran, and soon stopped, panting heavily.

Forget it, I don't want to think about it anymore. I'd rather think about what else I can eat!

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