Silly Zhu's Moving: The Old Neighbor's Nightmare

As Jia Zhangshi spoke, she grabbed the back seat of the bicycle with her hand.

They seem determined to achieve their goal no matter what.

Although Sha Zhu was mentally prepared, he didn't expect this old fat woman to start being shameless so early.

Knowing I'm moving out tomorrow, I guess I'll just have to put up with the misery a little longer.

I need to let everyone know that my image in this courtyard is that of a fool who is easily bullied.

When you suffer misfortune later, you won't even realize that it was this foolish boy who did it behind your back.

But this old hag Jia is a shameless scoundrel, how can we deal with her?

Well, let's just play it by ear. Sha Zhu's a rascal too.

"Aunt Jia, my dad just bought this for me. I'm not very good at riding it yet."

"Why should your son ride it? Can you afford to pay for it if he breaks it?" Sha Zhu shouted at the fat woman.

"I don't care, you have to lend my bicycle to my Dongxu, or I'm not going anywhere!" The fat old woman started acting like a rogue.

Sha Zhu looked around at the crowd, all of whom were there to watch him make a fool of himself.

At this moment, Yi Zhonghai also squeezed to the front thanks to Jia Zhangshi's help.

"Zhu Zi, what's going on?" Yi Zhonghai asked, feigning concern.

Looking at Yi Zhonghai's hypocritical appearance, Sha Zhu inexplicably felt like spitting on him.

Fortunately, it was dark, which provided cover for Sha Zhu. Otherwise, with that disgusted expression on Sha Zhu's face, Yi Zhonghai would have been furious.

"Uncle Yi, how would I know what's going on? My dad just bought me a bicycle."

I haven't even mastered riding it myself yet, and Aunt Jia already wants to borrow it. I won't lend it to her.

"Look, Uncle Yi, look at Aunt Jia's appearance. She's pulling her bicycle and won't let me go back," Sha Zhu said, feeling wronged.

"Sister-in-law, you should talk to Zhuzi properly before you borrow the bicycle."

"What's with you pulling your bicycle and preventing Zhuzi from going home? It's so late at night, you're disturbing everyone's rest,"

Yi Zhonghai looked at Jia Zhangshi with an admonishing expression. Then the tone shifted...

"Besides, Zhuzi is such a good young man in our neighborhood, respecting the elderly, caring for the young, and helping his neighbors."

After all these years as neighbors, don't you know Zhu Zi? Don't worry.

"When your son Dongxu gets married, Zhuzi will definitely help out; it's just borrowing a bicycle."

He turned to Sha Zhu and said, "Zhu Zi, don't you agree?"

Wow, that's quite a skill; perfectly impartial. It seems like they're trying to mediate between the two sides.

If Yan Bugui had said this after changing his bangs, I would absolutely believe him.

Yue Buqun had to painfully cut off his genitals before he could successfully master the Sunflower Manual.

Only a gentleman with a sword dares to make a name for himself in the martial arts world and rise to fame.

Given Yi Buqun's skill level, could it be that his lower body is already ruined?

"Uncle Yi, Dongxu is getting married in half a month, isn't he?"

I'll definitely lend the bicycle to Dongxu then, no question about it.

But Aunt Jia has already borrowed the bicycle; my dad hasn't even had it for a day yet.

"It's definitely not going to work now." Sha Zhu shook his head repeatedly, looking aggrieved.

When Jia Feipo heard Sha Zhu say this, she panicked. She jumped up and plopped down on the ground.

"Ouch, my goodness, it hurts so much!" Aunt Jia stood up again with a thud, rubbing her big buttocks vigorously with both hands.

Originally, I planned to just sit on the ground and throw a tantrum. But in my haste, I forgot about my weight and jumped up with a surprisingly powerful stance.

That one shoveling down made most of my butt hurt terribly.

The onlookers burst into laughter. This stunt had them doubled over with laughter, tears streaming down their faces.

Yi Zhonghai frowned as he looked on, but before he could say anything...

After rubbing Jia Zhangshi's hands for a while, she felt less pain.

He plopped down on the ground again, rubbing his buttocks against the ground a couple of times.

"Yi Zhonghai, whose side are you on? Are you still Dongxu's master?"

Old Jia specifically asked you to take good care of us, a widow and her orphan, before he left.

What's wrong with borrowing Sha Zhu's bicycle? Don't you know my Dongxu can't ride a bicycle?

They should have brought the bicycle to my Jia family's house so my son could ride it.

"That idiot Zhu doesn't deserve to ride a bicycle at all." Perhaps Jia Feipo was in a lot of pain, because she started talking nonsense.

Upon hearing this, Yi Zhonghai almost wanted to give up and ignore it. Just listen to what he said.

What do you mean I'm taking care of your widow and her children? If it weren't for your old Jia passing away...

You old widow got me drunk that night, and the next morning I was in your bed.

You think I want to meddle in your family's business?

Yi Zhonghai looked around at Sha Zhu and Jia Zhangshi, then spoke to Sha Zhu.

“Zhu Zi, how about we let your brother Dong Xu ride it and practice first? We’ll return the bicycle to you after he gets married.”

Sha Zhu gripped the bicycle handlebars with both hands and shook his head vigorously, saying,

"No, absolutely not! I'm not even proficient at riding it yet. Why should the Jia family get to ride it?"

Look at what Aunt Jia is saying! She said I, Sha Zhu, am not worthy of riding a bicycle at all.

I don't deserve to ride the bicycle my family bought. Why should I? I disagree.

Anyway, I don't care, I just disagree. Then, ignoring everyone's reactions, Sha Zhu imitated Aunt Jia and plopped down on the ground.

Holding onto the front bar of the bicycle with both hands, he shouted at everyone, "I disagree, I just disagree, and I won't agree no matter who comes."

"Zhu Zi, get up quickly! Look at the state you're in!"

"It's just a bicycle, what's wrong with lending it to a neighbor? Why are you acting like a scoundrel towards me, Aunt Jia?"

Yi Zhonghai pointed at Sha Zhu and continued, "Get up quickly. I've made the decision for your father. The bicycle will be lent to Dongxu for his wedding. It will be returned to you immediately after the wedding."

What the hell is Aunt Jia? Go to hell with Aunt Jia!

Is this Aunt Jia from Yi Zhonghai's household? "Stand up for my dad," you say.

If my dad runs off with the widow, will you start controlling my silly son?

Sha Zhu shook his head and refused to get up. "I don't agree. I don't care. Why don't you find my dad and go borrow his bicycle? Anyway, I'm not lending it to him. I still want to ride it."

Yi Zhonghai also started to have a headache. "Zhu Zi, why are you being so disobedient?"

It's not like we're not going to return it to you; we're all neighbors in the same courtyard.

We're all family, shouldn't we help each other when we're in trouble? What difficulties will you face in the future?

Your brother Dongxu did help you. Everyone definitely remembers your kindness.

Yi Zhonghai, looking heartbroken, began to lecture Sha Zhu.

"That's right, that's right,"

"Everyone will definitely remember your kindness, Silly Zhu!"

"Silly Zhu, it's just a bicycle I borrowed, it's not like I'm not going to return it to you."

"That's right, Sha Zhu, you haven't been home for two months, why are you getting more and more stingy?"

……

The onlookers started jeering again, and even fanned the flames.

The rainwater clung tightly to Sha Zhu's clothes.

So scared they practically burrowed into Sha Zhu's arms, their big eyes darting around as they secretly observed the older men and women, almost bursting into tears.

He muttered to himself, "Bad people, they're all bad people."

Just then, the front gate creaked open, and two beams of light shone on the people in the yard.