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Chapter 90 Being old is great, you can sleep anywhere; where did this transvestite come from?
Seeing the Tengshe base chief faint from fright, Lu Fei took out what she had prepared and revealed a lewd smile.
After clicking around for a while, Lu Fei was finally satisfied and left, turning to go to the room of the Tiangang Base Chief.
The old man was sleeping. After Lu Fei went over, she raised her hand and slapped him hard across the face.
The loud slap startled the Tengshe base commander awake. He sat up angrily, covering his face, and saw Lu Fei staring blankly at him, holding a large kitchen knife in her hand.
"Ta-da! The watermelon is ripe, time to kill it!"
After saying that, he swung the knife in his direction. Old Deng was so frightened that his soul almost left his body. He retreated as fast as he could in his life, and the cleaver just barely landed between his legs.
"A watermelon can fly?! I'll chop you up and kill you!!"
Lu Fei tilted her head, gripped the kitchen knife, and started hacking wildly at the Tiangang base leader, scaring him so much that he scrambled to his feet. Finally, just as the knife was about a centimeter from his forehead, Shui Lingling fainted from fright.
"Damn, this piece of trash who doesn't even have any superpowers is the base commander!"
Seeing the person who had fainted, Lu Fei sneered and took out the things she had prepared as usual.
Then he went to the Free Base Chief's room. Coincidentally, the old man had drunk too much water that night and was getting up to urinate in the toilet.
Lu Fei followed along, watching as the Free Base Chief walked into the toilet in a daze and picked up a stick in his hand.
"Mmm...whoosh..."
Lu Fei listened to the Free Base Chief's laborious urination as he peed, and curled the corners of her lips in disdain.
Not only does he look like a praying mantis, but he also has prostate problems. What's the point of living? He might as well just get a hysterectomy.
Just as the Free Base Chief was struggling to relieve himself, he was suddenly patted on the shoulder. Startled, he was about to turn around when he felt a pain in the back of his neck and his consciousness became hazy.
After Lu Fei hit him with a stick, seeing that the Free Base Chief was unable to stand, she kicked him to the ground.
Then they pressed his head down hard and shoved it into the latrine.
"Waaaaah, let me go... Ugh..."
The commander of the Free Base struggled in the cesspool, but the more he struggled, the more excrement filled his mouth. In the end, he couldn't eat anymore and finally fainted and stopped moving.
Only then did Lu Fei stop, disgustedly pulling his foot out a little so he wouldn't get stuck in the latrine and suffocate; that wouldn't be fun.
"Oh, it's so good to be old, you can fall asleep anywhere."
After striking a seductive pose with her butt sticking out for the Free Base Chief, Lu Fei finally felt refreshed and made her way back to her residence, where she hugged her blanket and fell asleep again.
"Bang bang bang, Lu Fei, you get out here right now!"
Early in the morning, the quiet and peaceful base was disrupted by a series of urgent knocks on the door.
Upon waking from his coma, the commander of the Tiangang base was so enraged by the sight of Lu Fei wildly hacking away with a kitchen knife that his hair practically stood on end. He disregarded everything else and rushed over to demand an explanation.
As a result, Lu Fei blocked the door tightly, making it impossible to open.
"What are you standing there for? Kick this damn door open for me!"
The Tian Gang base commander yelled at his late-arriving team members, and seeing their constipated and hesitant expressions, he assumed they were afraid of Lu Fei, and his expression darkened even more.
"Are you all dead? Kick the door down already! Lu Fei is just a woman, do you think she can scare you out of your wits? You're all a bunch of useless trash. Hand over the guns, I'm going to shoot her."
"I'll burn anyone who dares to touch my older sister."
Gu Changge, with fiery red hair and a furious expression, walked over. Just as she was about to throw a fireball, she saw the appearance of the Tiangang Base Commander and couldn't help but burst out laughing, extinguishing even the flames.
He was the only one laughing, and Hu Dabao and the others who came over at the sound couldn't help but cover their mouths and chuckle as well.
The people from the Tiangang base, out of consideration for their status, could only purse their lips tightly and flare their nostrils to twice their normal size, not daring to let out a single laugh.
"What are you laughing at? Am I that funny? Are you all crazy?"
The commander of Tiangang Base was somewhat bewildered by the laughter of those around him, but he didn't know what was going on.
Finally, his own teammate, head bowed and trembling, handed him a small mirror, and only then did he understand what had happened.
It turns out that while he was unconscious, Lu Fei not only shaved his head into a bald patch, but also drew thick eyebrows, rosy cheeks, and thick lips on him with a marker, making him look like a paper doll that had jumped out of someone's paper shop from a distance.
"This, this... Lu Fei, I'm going to kill you!!"
"Lu Fei, I'm going to kill you!!"
As soon as the Tian Gang base commander shouted, he heard an identical echo. Turning his head, he saw a person with the same makeup as him, wearing a bikini, running over.
"Lu Fei, you dare to pretend to be a ghost in the middle of the night? Come out if you dare! I know you're in there. Stop playing innocent and come out now, or I'll make sure you die in the house."
Tengshe Base kicked the door angrily, but when it didn't budge, he frowned and wanted to find someone nearby to help kick it.
Turning my head, I saw an ugly woman with a face full of wrinkles and heavy makeup, and I was so frightened that I took a step back.
"Holy crap, who are you? Who gave you permission to stand so close to me?"
Even from a distance, the Tengshe base chief could see that the man's clothes were indescribable; not only were two large circles cut out of his chest, but his pants were also styled like a fishing net, and his thick, dark leg hair fluttered in the wind.
"Where did you come from, you lunatic, dressed like this and running around scaring people? Don't you know this is a serious occasion for the base's competition?"
Are you all idiots? Take this unsightly transvestite away!
Hearing what the Tengshe base chief said, the Tiangang base chief's eyes twitched with anger, and he raised the mirror in his hand to shine it at him.
"You think you're so respectable? If it weren't broad daylight, you'd scare people to death if you went out like this."
After saying that, before the Tengshe base chief could react in his stunned silence, the Tiangang base chief pressed his head down and looked him over.
His perfectly good clothes had been turned into a bikini, and he had run all the way here without even realizing it. Thinking about how many people had seen him, the Tengshe base commander felt that he had lost all face for the rest of his life.
"Crench!"
It was the sound of him grinding his teeth!
"Lu Fei!! You get out here right now!! I'm going to tear you to pieces!!"
"Lu Fei!! I'm going to tear you to pieces!!"
Another roar rang out in unison, followed by a stench. The Tian Gang Base Chief and the Teng She Base Chief looked in the direction of the sound and saw the Freedom Base Chief, covered in excrement, being carried over.
"vomit!!"
As the Freedom Base Chief approached, everyone couldn't help but frown and gag; it smelled awful.
It's quite remarkable that the four people carrying him were able to hold back from vomiting.
"Why are you covered in poop?"
"How did you two become transvestites?"
The three of them asked each other in unison, then fell silent for a second, not saying a word, knowing that Lu Fei was behind it all.
Just as they were about to order someone to blast Lu Fei open with cannons, the door that hadn't moved an inch was suddenly opened.
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