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Chapter 67 As long as everyone's mentally ill, I'm normal; a collective bout of romantic m
"Yes, Lu Fei, as a junior, you show no respect for our hierarchy and act like a fool. We will not allow you to disrupt such a sacred event."
The leader of Tiangang Base echoed this sentiment. They had already decided to make trouble for Lu Fei and kick her out of the game. How could they let such a good excuse pass them by?
“If you don’t want me to participate, just say so. Why make up these excuses? You’re all so old, and you’re still resorting to these underhanded tricks.”
Lu Fei showed them no respect and exposed them directly.
Today, let alone beating Lu Xue, even if she steps out the door with her left foot first, she'll still be criticized.
"Nonsense. Our competition is fair and just. How could we make excuses? It's clearly because you have mental problems. We're worried that you won't be able to control yourself and will endanger the entire team."
Having been in high positions for so many years, these people had never been criticized so bluntly. Their faces darkened instantly, and they were determined not to let Lu Fei participate in the competition.
Lu Fei rolled her eyes; she hated these hypocritical sanctimonious people the most.
Just then, Cao Huai walked over, and his eyes lit up.
"Okay, so you think I'm not in good spirits and don't deserve to participate in the base competition, right?"
Then I'd say you're all in poor spirits and unfit to be base commanders.
"Bullshit, when have we ever been mentally unwell?"
The commander of the Free Base glared at Lu Fei with hatred. This brat not only disobeyed him, but also riddled Huo Mingyuan of his base with bullets. How could he swallow this insult?
Once I catch her, I'll torture her severely to vent my anger.
Despite Lu Fei's calm demeanor, Mo Yu behind her had already quietly read out the thoughts of those people.
Hearing that they actually wanted to imprison her and use her for their own purposes, Lu Fei smiled sarcastically. After this competition, it's not certain who will imprison whom.
"Just because you were normal before doesn't mean you won't go crazy now, right, Uncle Cao?"
Lu Fei smiled radiantly at Cao Huai. He was a cunning old fox; how could he not understand what she meant?
He immediately snapped his fingers, and the next second, the Tengshe Base Chief and the Tiangang Base Chief suddenly turned red, their eyes sparkling, and they bit their lips and started to writhe.
"Ugh~ you rascal, why are you only arriving now? Are you seeing some new flame and ignoring us sisters?"
The Tengshe base chief, with his wrinkled face, grabbed the Freedom base chief's neck and was about to kiss him with his thick lips.
"Get the fuck out of here! Don't come near me!!"
The Free Base Chief no longer cared about hierarchy or status, and directly broke through his defenses and roared.
He was horrified to discover that while his thinking was normal, he had suddenly lost control of his limbs and could not move an inch no matter how hard he tried.
"Grandpa~ Why are you so fierce~ We're your favorite little sweethearts~"
The Heavenly Gang Base Chief, with his gloomy face, forced a fawning and worldly expression and rubbed his entire body against the Freedom Base Chief.
The two men, one on each side, were flirting with the Freedom Base Chief. The sight of these three middle-aged men putting on this show was truly an eyesore.
"Get out of here! Get out of here!!!"
Ignoring the resistance of the Free Base Chief, the two little sweethearts kissed and nibbled at him, even rubbing against him like a steel pipe.
Those flamboyant dance moves, those alluring expressions, those greasy, seductive eyes... each one is a mental blow to the onlookers.
"Ugh! No, don't come near me!!"
The Free Base Chief was an old-fashioned man who had never seen such an exciting scene before, and he was disgusted and vomited by the two of them in no time.
The mantis refused, the mantis shed tears, the mantis was no longer pure.
"Tsk tsk tsk, judging from their symptoms, they must have 'peach blossom epilepsy.' Sigh, they just called me mentally ill, let's see how normal they are."
"Lu Fei, it must be your doing, otherwise how could our base commander have become like this?"
The people at Tengshe Base and Tiangang Base weren't fools either; seeing this, they naturally wanted to denounce Lu Fei.
But they overlooked the extent of Lu Fei's madness; she tilted her head and looked innocently at those people.
“You need to provide evidence when you speak. How can you prove they aren’t mentally ill? What if they’ve been hiding it all along and it just so happens they’re having a fit now?”
This world is essentially a giant mental hospital. Don't think you're normal; you're actually sick without even realizing it.
As soon as he finished speaking, Cao Huai snapped his fingers again, and the Tengshe Base Chief and the Tiangang Base Chief instantly left the Free Base Chief, their eyes gleaming as they rushed towards their own team members.
"Men, so many men, hahaha, none of you will escape!"
"Come on, little one, come to your big sister, let's have some fun~"
In an instant, they pounced on them like wolves among sheep.
The team members from both bases suddenly had a lewd glint in their eyes, their lewd aura impossible to conceal.
"My goodness, where did this little slut come from? Let this old man have some fun with her."
"For a poor place like Yaoguang Base to have such a presentable piece of goods, they must have some filial piety!"
The crowd, oblivious to everyone else, picked up the two base commanders and began kissing and nibbling at them.
Anyone around who seemed normal took a step back in disgust, and some with shallow throats even vomited.
"Haha, yes, this angle is good. I have to take a good picture of it so everyone can know that the base leaders of Tengshe and Tiangang are both gay, hehe!"
"Tsk tsk tsk, oh my, these guys are eating like they're gnawing on pig's trotters. I have to take a picture and send it to the central base to be printed into leaflets."
From the moment the two started flirting, Lu Fei took out the camera she had prepared, originally intending to take unflattering photos of Lu Xue, but it ended up being used by accident.
"Lu Fei, let us go! You're asking for it!"
The Free Base Chief was unable to move, his face covered in spittle, and he wished he could kill Lu Fei.
"Oh ho, you dare to talk back to me? Looks like your mental illness isn't severe enough. There are only two beauties over there, not enough. Why don't you go and make up the numbers?"
"No, you won't..."
Before the Free Base Chief could finish his shout, with a snap of his fingers, his eyes instantly became flamboyant and seductive. Holding his mantis-like face, he twisted himself into the chaotic crowd and ran into the frenzy.
"Tsk tsk tsk, he usually seems so serious, but when he gets sassy, he's way more impressive than those two. The way he's wiggling his butt, he's practically flying to the sky."
As Lu Fei commented and took photos, the other sober people at the base became increasingly alarmed, their apprehension towards the newly appointed Hongjian base leader growing even stronger.
Everyone came to the same conclusion—you can't afford to offend the King of Hell, and you certainly can't afford to offend Lu Fei.
Offending the King of Hell might only cost you your life, but offending Lu Fei could cost you your reputation, your life, and your very existence.
She waited until Lu Fei had finished filming, and realized that if she let these people continue to act recklessly, the film would not pass censorship, before raising her hand to call a halt.
As Cao Huai coughed lightly, everyone stiffened, then their eyes cleared. When they saw the "soft and weak," disheveled base commander lying in their arms, they all burst into tears.
"Ah! Ghost!"
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