"Watch my crow fly an airplane!"

"Dragon Claw Hand for Grabbing Breasts!"

"100% Thousand-Year Kill!!"

With her agile movements and cunning tactics, Lu Fei beat the five men until they were screaming in pain.

Especially the final "100% Thousand-Year Kill," the system's products are always top-notch. As long as Lu Fei gets into position, their buttocks seem to be attracted by a magnet, automatically and spontaneously bumping into her hands.

Within minutes, the five men and women who had been clamoring to kill her were all lying on the ground with their buttocks sticking out, mourning the ravaged anus.

"Gundam, I'm gonna beat you to death! You're fucking dirty!"

Who would have thought that the level 5 bosses in the second district would be in tears, their backsides sticking out, cursing like shrewish women?

"Come on, come on, I'm right here. Come on, if you don't kill me, you're all mistresses' sons."

Lu Fei smugly wiggled her hips at them, showing off her flexible and agile buttocks.

The five were so angry they wanted to get up and fight her to the death, but as soon as they made any move, Lu Fei would unleash her "100% Thousand Year Kill"!

Another round of howling and wailing ensued. Lu Fei had completely shattered their composure, and apart from sticking their butts out and cursing, they dared not move an inch.

"The warning from Zone 3 has been going on for so long, what are you still lingering at the gate for?"

Suddenly a voice sounded behind her. Lu Fei turned around and saw Shi Lei, a captain from the second district. He was a level five lightning ability user and was known for his strictness and ruthlessness. No one under him dared to disobey him.

"Captain Shi... Gao Da, that bastard!"

When the five people saw that someone had finally come, they immediately propped themselves up to complain, but before they could finish speaking, they heard a heart-wrenching wail.

"My dear Captain Shi, I've been terribly wronged! You have to stand up for me!"

Lu Fei shouted out and slid down to her knees in front of Shi Lei, grabbing his leg and starting to complain.

"I heard the alarm in Zone 3 just now and was the first to rush out. It was a nightmare inside, with zombies everywhere. It was a matter of life and death. I managed to stop the zombies from taking over Zone 2."

"Undeterred by the danger, I closed the gate at the last moment, preventing further harm and saving the Second District from enormous economic and human losses..."

Lu Fei started by showering herself with compliments, each one different, for nearly two thousand words, until Shi Lei grew impatient and frowned, at which point she finally turned back to her original topic.

He pointed at the five people.

"I returned with great merit and before I could even catch my breath, they tried to assassinate me!"

Five people against me! I used up all my superpowers dealing with zombies long ago. Those little trash, they have no sense of honor and can't take a game, so they ganged up on me in a vicious attack.

My elbows, my pelvis, my herniated discs, my hip joints... they all hurt!

Lu Fei chattered away, complaining with great gusto.

The five people opposite him were clutching their burning buttocks, their fingers trembling, and their eyes red with anger.

"Captain Shi, he... he's using our words!"

The five men were now completely devastated, their hearts ice-cold, and even Yunnan Baiyao (a traditional Chinese medicine) couldn't heal their wounds.

How could Lu Fei let them gain the upper hand? She jumped up and showed her injured area.

"These are all medals I earned for my injuries sustained in the Second District. You did nothing but gang up on me. Is it wrong for me to fight back a little?"

I'm not a turtle that you can just stand still and let me beat you up!

"Gundam, your wounds would have healed by now if you had waited any longer. How could you even show them like that?"

"Those were injuries I sustained while fighting for the Second District. You're just jealous and resentful of me, damn it!!"

Lu Fei was like a mad dog, cursing and swearing until spittle flew everywhere. Shi Lei stood to the side, and spittle even splashed onto his face.

Watching these six people pecking at each other like chickens, the veins on their foreheads became more and more prominent, and they looked like they were about to explode.

Just then, another series of footsteps sounded around them. Everyone turned to look and saw about a dozen people with arrogant and haughty expressions, clearly not here with good intentions.

"Hey, Captain Shi, what kind of monkey show are you putting on? It's quite a spectacle."

The leader was a pale-haired, effeminate man with a fair complexion, who looked at Shi Lei with disdain in his eyes.

"The alarm has been sounding for so long, why aren't you checking it? What are you wasting time here for?"

If anything happens to District Two, you'll be in deep trouble!

The person who came was another team leader named Hao Shao, who was usually effeminate and didn't get along well with Shi Lei.

Shi Lei thought Hao Shao was a pretty boy who rose to power because of his looks; the other party thought he was inflexible and just a killing machine...

Every time they met, Hao Shao would have to exchange a few sarcastic remarks with Shi Lei before he felt happy.

There was nothing he could do. Hao Shao had climbed up to the supervisor of the second district, and that supervisor knew how to take sides. Every time, Shi Lei suffered a loss, and over time, he could only endure it.

These were all extracted from Gundam's memories. Since there's a grudge, things are easier to discuss.

Before Shi Lei could say anything, Lu Fei rushed over, grabbed Hao Shao's hair, and slapped him twice.

"Damn it, you little slut, who do you think you are, daring to talk to our captain like that?"

Under Captain Shi's leadership, I prevented a major catastrophe from happening in the third district, a place teeming with danger and overrun by zombies, and blocked the zombies' siege of the second district.

You come here and do nothing but chatter on and on, I'll tear your mouths apart!

Lu Fei's series of attacks caught both Hao Shao and Shi Lei off guard.

Everyone just watched as Lu Fei slapped someone repeatedly, the force of which swelled up their face.

"Ah! You dare hit me? I'll kill you!"

Hao Shao covered his burning face. He had never suffered such humiliation since he climbed up to the supervisor. He howled and pounced on him.

"Are you all idiots? Come over here and help me kill this bastard!!"

It wasn't until Hao Shao roared that everyone reacted and rushed towards Lu Fei in a flurry.

Lu Fei had been waiting for them to arrive; she had deliberately provoked Hao Shao earlier.

She ran and fought, leading the group to the entrance of the second district.

Just as a large group of people pounced on them like wolves, Lu Fei opened the gate to the second district.

The third district is now a sea of ​​fire, filled with zombies and exploding machinery; it's only a matter of time before it spreads to the second district.

"Since you complain that our Captain Shi is too slow, then you go and suppress him."

You can you up, no can no bi bi! "

After saying this, Lu Fei got into position and, amidst the sudden tightness in the anuses of the five people, shouted out that spell-like move.

"100% guaranteed to kill for a thousand years!!!"

"what!!"

"Fuck!!"

"Wow, I'm so happy!!"

As Lu Fei unleashed her "Thousand Years of Killing," she slaughtered everyone from Hao Shao to her teammates, sending them all to the second district.

Those people covered their buttocks and wailed in pain.

But they still had to face raging flames and mindless zombies, and had to get up and use their best skills.

"Gao Da, you wait until I get back. I'll kill you or I'm not a Hao."

Hao Shao killed a zombie, then turned and roared at Lu Fei.

He was eager to rush back, but Lu Fei slowly closed the door in front of them.

"Captain Hao, the riot in the Third District is entrusted to you. When you return alive, we'll definitely give you credit!"

After Lu Fei finished speaking in a cheeky tone, the door was completely closed. She turned to look at the six people who were dumbfounded, and walked up to Shi Lei.

"Captain Shi, let's go, let's go claim our credit!"

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