Reborn not to be a simp, the school beauty's whole family goes crazy

"Hey you, Big Ear Dong, did you really need to run that fast?"

"Why didn't you fly in the 4x100 relay?"

“You buy such expensive ice cream for Shen Yue every day, and she doesn’t even eat. No wonder you’re so skinny.”

Chen Dong suddenly raised his head and saw the person next to him.

Fat Cat? Guo Miao!

Chen Dong quickly scanned his surroundings.

Only then did they realize they were in the convenience store at the entrance of the county's No. 1 Middle School.

There were groups of students walking home from school around, and many of them were familiar faces!

I've really been reborn?!

Just as Chen Dong was in a state of confusion, a clear voice brought him back to his senses.

"Chen Dong, don't think that just because you buy me ice cream every day, I'll accept you."

"Don't think that just because your dad is the deputy director, I have to accept your flattery."

"There's no way I could ever like you, so give up on that idea!"

Chen Dong's mental energy and attention were instantly drawn back to his mind, and his vision cleared.

This scene is all too familiar.

In 1993, I was a senior in high school.

He and Guo Miao were childhood friends, practically inseparable since they were little.

After Chen Dong, a first-year junior high school student, experienced his first ejaculation in a dream, he became aware of sexual pleasure between men and women.

From that moment on, he began to pursue Shen Yue.

Age 17, a simp for 5 years.

Everyone in the surrounding villages, both inside and outside the school, brothers and sisters, knows that Chen Dong is Shen Yue's number one supporter.

But Shen Yue is the kind of person who likes to have his cake and eat it too.

Her family was a poor household in the town. Her parents were prolific and had four siblings.

However, she was the only one who was good-looking.

Moreover, during her two years of high school, she blossomed into a graceful young woman with a shapely figure and excellent development.

Even compared to girls in the county town, she is in no way inferior.

So she often wondered if she had been adopted.

She believed she should be a princess in the city, and that everything should be the best.

Therefore, while enjoying the benefits Chen Dong brought her, she also cursed him for being materialistic, a useless student, and an unambitious good-for-nothing...

But every time, Chen Dong would just grin foolishly and fawn over Shen Yue.

He's practically the epitome of a simp.

In everyone's eyes, Chen Dong was just a simpleton.

At this moment, Chen Dong's gaze gradually focused on the youthful and beautiful Shen Yue.

Who would have thought that God would give me a second chance at life?

In this life, I will correct all the mistakes and make you, Shen Yue, taste the bitterness of it all!

"Boss, four Magnum ice creams, please!"

Chen Dong walked to the freezer in the convenience store and took out the only twenty yuan he had left.

Although his family was well-off and he received pocket money every day, he spent most of it on Shen Yue.

This 20 yuan is what I saved by not eating lunch for two weeks.

"Hey kid, buying ice cream for a pretty girl again! Four of them!"

The shop owner looked at Chen Dong with a mocking expression, quickly opened the freezer, took out a Magnum ice cream, put it in a plastic bag, and collected the money.

Fearing that if he hesitated for even a second longer, Chen Dong would change his mind.

Business like this is a rare find.

"Are you crazy? Buying four???"

Guo Miao was covered in oily sweat and stared intently at Chen Dong.

Chen Dong looked at the ice cream in his hand and paused.

It's the early 1990s, in a small, third-tier town.

The little puddings and popsicles in the freezer only cost a few cents each.

A meal at school only costs 2-3 yuan.

At this time, Magnum ice cream was already selling for five yuan, truly an 'ice cream assassin'!

Being able to buy four Magnum ice cream bars means you're practically a small landlord.

The students around him all turned their attention to Chen Dong.

Even city kids wouldn't dare spend money so extravagantly.

Moreover, for children who come from rural towns to study in the county seat, being able to top up their meal cards and get enough to eat is already a blessing.

"Chen Dong, I told you, I won't eat the ice cream you bought."

"Don't think you can buy my change towards you with money."

Shen Yue, holding an umbrella and drenched in sweat, couldn't help but swallow hard as she looked at the delicious Magnum ice cream.

However, she has to maintain a certain facade now.

That way, Chen Dong would obediently serve the ice cream like a lapdog.

Then he declined twice more, and finally accepted it with great reluctance.

And he bought four today, so I can take two.

Then give one to Tao Hao; he'll definitely like it.

Chen Dong tore open the bag and took a big bite.

"what are you thinking about?"

"I bought four, all for myself."

As he spoke, Chen Dong handed two of the Menglong cigarettes to Guo Miao.

Guo Miao's fat jiggled, and he was so excited that he almost knelt down and called Chen Miao his godfather.

"Brother Dong, are you sure you're not joking with me?"

"Then... what does Shen Yue eat?"

Guo Miao swallowed hard, his eyes darting back and forth between Shen Yue and Chen Dong.

What she eats is none of my business.

Guo Miao was shocked!

His brother, this...this is hard!

Not only was Guo Miao shocked, but Shen Yue was also astonished.

Why is Chen Dong, who always tries to please me, suddenly so assertive today?

Is the sun rising in the west?

Something's not right about this plot.

Shen Yue got a little anxious: "Chen Dong, what do you mean?!"

"What do you mean?"

Chen Dong sneered, feeling incredibly pleased with Shen Yue's reaction.

"Just don't bother me again, I don't care about you."

"Don't flatter yourself. I, Chen Dong, would rather share this with a dog than give it to you again."

Guo Miao listened in a daze.

No dog is that fat.

He licked the ice cream; it was so sweet and refreshing.

Who cares, as long as there's food.

Guo Miao continued to lick happily.

These words instantly broke Shen Yue's defenses, and her usual aloof attitude became half as humble.

"Chen Dong, how...how dare you speak to me like that!"

"I will never forgive you!"

Shen Yue turned around, looking aggrieved, but didn't leave.

Because she was waiting for Chen Dong to take her home.

Students in rural towns would walk to the bus station on weekends to take minibuses home.

But Shen Yue is different.

Chen Dong's father is the deputy director of the county's urban construction bureau, and he has a chauffeured car.

Every Friday, when he had a day off, he would have his driver take him back to the village.

So that I could spend an hour or two alone with her in the car.

Although Chen Yue disliked Chen Dong, she couldn't refuse such a good offer.

But now, the other party is saying such things to me for a single ice cream.

Shen Yue was very angry.

Upon seeing this, her best friends, Wang Xia and Li Juan, immediately stood up to speak for Shen Yue.

"Chen Dong, you've gone too far!"

"What has Shen Yue done to wrong you that you have to hurt her like this?"

"You think you're so great just because you have a few stinking bucks?"

"Don't think you can bully us just because you have a deputy bureau chief as your father!"

"Someone as lazy and unambitious as you won't be able to find a job after you enter the workforce, let alone a girlfriend!"

Wang Xia and Li Juan took turns hurling insults at Chen Dong, leaving him thoroughly humiliated.

Guo Miao wanted to argue, but Chen Dong stopped her.

These kids are so childish.

He thought it was 'cute'.