[Various] The Deposed Crown Prince's Survival Story

After a dizzying spin, Prince Gao found himself in an unfamiliar place, having left his mother's palace.

But Gongzi Gao didn't have time to check the terrain; he first had to remove the diaper that Hehua, that brat, had stuffed into his mouth.

You little brat, you're only eight months old and you're already so strong! You can even stuff something up your throat. When did you grow up?

Looking at Hehua sitting in the basket, clapping her little hands and grinning, Gongzi Gao reached out as if he wanted to strangle the little girl, but after glancing at Fusu beside her, his outstretched hand turned into a smiling pat on Hehua's head, "Hehua is so good... ugh..."

Young Master Gao spat it out!

It wasn't that Gongzi Gao disliked Hehua so much, but anyone who had their mouth stuffed with a diaper for so long, and had someone pressing their shoulder against their stomach the whole time, would feel like vomiting.

"Zhao Xiaogao! You're too weak! You've already vomited! No wonder Father made you train with your older brother. Look how strong your older brother is, like a whale." Fusu said, while carrying Hehua away to prevent the smell of Gongzi Gao's vomit from bothering his well-behaved and lovely younger sister.

Although he felt terrible from vomiting, Gongzi Gao still couldn't help but ask, "What kind of fish is a whale? Can you eat it? Is it tasty?"

Just like his friends, the Earthlings only know how to eat, and the first thing they ask is if they can eat it.

Little brother, you little glutton! But you did remind me that if I could eat a whale, I would definitely become very strong.

A chubby New Year picture doll sits on a mountain of meat, stuffing meat into its mouth. Long strands of saliva hang from the corner of the doll's mouth. It's too beautiful to imagine. It's definitely in the style of Junji Ito.

After finally finishing vomiting, Gongzi Gao casually wiped his mouth with the cloth in his hand, and then he realized that the cloth was the diaper that Hehua had used to gag him.

Suddenly, Gongzi Gao felt his stomach begin to cramp again, as if he was about to vomit.

"Stop vomiting, or I'll wipe your mouth with this diaper Hehua took off." Fusu threw a diaper stained with white and yellow unidentified substances at Gongzi Gao's head with a look of disgust. Gongzi Gao was so startled that he jumped up from the ground with a scream, like a grasshopper that had been deep-fried.

"Hahahaha!" Fusu laughed like any mischievous child who had successfully committed a crime. "Zhao Xiaogao, how can you be so weak? You can't be like this! As a man of Qin, you need to be more manly." As Fusu spoke, he shook his head with a sigh, while making a decision in his heart, "To prevent my little brother from becoming a sissy, to maintain his pure manly aura, this little one has decided..."

"Decid what?" Gongzi Gao looked at Fusu warily, lest he come up with some more troublesome tricks.

Although escape is impossible, the desire to escape and the yearning for freedom are not threatened by evil forces.

“From now on, I’ll drag you out of bed to run every morning. Let’s start with… five…” Fusu stretched out his left hand, shook his five fingers, and said, “Fifty kilometers with weights, what do you say?”

So what? What can I say? In a situation like this, what can I say besides "oh"?

What is "50 kilometers"? Is it edible?

Looking at the expressionless response from Gongzi Gao, Fusu nodded in satisfaction. As expected of his younger brother, he didn't even flinch at the mention of carrying a 50-kilometer load. Not bad, not bad at all. He's truly a promising talent.

But even though he's my brother, there are some things... I can't be lenient with.

“Take off your clothes,” Fusu said, pointing at Gongzi Gao.

"What are you going to do?" Gongzi Gao was startled, clutching her clothes tightly with both hands, staring at Fusu with terrified eyes and shouting.

So, it's finally happening? They tricked me out, then...you know...and...you know...Father! Mother! I want to see you one more time!

Without a doubt, just yesterday, Young Master Gao's wet nurse told him a story about a pure and innocent little boy who was tricked out of his home by bad people and then sexually assaulted, never to see his father and mother again.

"What can I do?" Fusu rolled his eyes. "It's just that Hehua's diaper is wet, and you took Hehua's spare diaper, so I wanted to borrow one from you... Stop talking nonsense! I want the inner one, the outer one is too dirty!"

"Waaaaah..." Father, Mother, help! Gao'er doesn't want to be a diaper.

Having already thoroughly understood Gongzi Gao's bullying and cowardly nature, Fusu, seeing Gongzi Gao's aggrieved and weak appearance, blew on his little pink fist and threatened in a grandmotherly voice: "Zhao Xiaogao, do you want to do it yourself, or should I do it? I'm not very gentle when I do it."

"But...but..." Gongzi Gao's face was still very ugly. Looking at Fusu, he looked as delicate as a little white flower.

Prince Gao looks very much like his mother, possessing a bright and beautiful face. He is extremely beautiful at a young age, and his innocent appearance makes people feel sorry for him. He is currently known as the "most beautiful child in the Qin Palace".

Well, there are only four children in the Qin Palace: the chubby little Fusu, the eight-month-old eldest princess Hehua, the three-month-old second princess Langgan, and Prince Gao is undoubtedly the most handsome man in the Qin Palace.

Unfortunately, no matter how handsome Prince Gao was, he was facing Fusu, a man who had no compassion and was destined to be single until the end of the universe if the organization didn't provide him with a wife. Prince Gao's beauty was of no use at all.

"But what?" Fusu said impatiently.

The young master pouted and said aggrievedly, "I don't know how to take off my clothes."

"You can't even take off your clothes... really... why don't you just let someone feed you?" Fusu said, holding his breath.

As expected, the eldest brother is like a father. Look at this baby, acting as both father and mother, changing diapers and taking off clothes.

"I...I...I was born to be fed," the young master said in a soft voice. "I'm only three...Okay, I won't say anything more, big brother, you can continue."

Watching Fusu deftly strip off his undergarments, then gently tear them into pieces with her small hands, each piece of fabric perfectly flat and square, as if measured and cut with scissors, Gongzi Gao silently rejoiced that he had not offended Fusu, otherwise he would surely have been torn to pieces by Fusu's hands, just like the garment.

As Fusu tore at the diapers, he exclaimed, "A boy like me usually tears up monsters, Ultraman, or at the very least, an alien queen. When did I have to tear up diapers for a baby?"

After helping Gongzi Gao put on his coat and changing Hehua's diaper, Fusu took out the pastries he had prepared, fed Hehua a few bites, and then stuffed the rest of the pastries to Gongzi Gao. Unbeknownst to him, he had already developed the qualities of a wife, no, a stay-at-home dad, or perhaps more accurately, an older brother. Only then did he carry Hehua on his back and take Gongzi Gao's little hand as they walked forward.

Although Fusu is currently in the inner palace, which only the King of Qin can enter, and it is not the most magnificent and spectacular part of Xianyang Palace, it is still a place where pavilions and terraces are interspersed, palaces and halls are connected, flowers, trees and shrubs form forests, and there are thousands of mansions.

Using these hiding places, the three mischievous children successfully escaped from the palace and arrived at... a barbican.

Xianyang City had no city walls, but Xianyang Palace had tall walls and the most stringent security in the world. The harem was where the concubines lived, and in order to ensure that they would not be cuckolded, the Qin kings of all dynasties put a lot of thought into security.

Over the course of a century, a massive barbican was built between the inner palace and the front hall of Xianyang Palace.

"Ah!" The three mischievous children, standing in their hiding place, looked at the dark silhouette of the city in the distance and exclaimed in unison.

Before us was a huge plaza, hundreds of paces long and wide, paved with large blue and black stones, looking extremely clean and tidy.

To reach the barbican, one must pass through the square, which is completely open and unobstructed. As soon as Fusu and his party take their first step, they will be immediately spotted by the people on the barbican.

Although they were far apart, Fusu had exceptional eyesight, and to him, the square hundreds of steps away was as clear as a scene under a high-powered magnifying glass.

It's not an exaggeration to say there's a guard every three steps and a sentry every five steps.

The most terrifying thing was that the city walls were lined with crossbowmen, and anyone who tried to cross the walls would be riddled with arrows.

Actually, this is nothing compared to the fact that this is the imperial harem, and the women in the harem are not very dangerous. Due to a blind spot in their thinking, the Qin army's defense forces were mostly focused on external defense rather than internal defense.

If they were outside, the three mischievous children would have been captured by the Qin soldiers responsible for defense long ago.

Even so, it's enough to give the kids a headache.

"Brother, what should we do? Do you have a pass to leave the palace?" Gongzi Gao asked anxiously, tugging at Fusu's sleeve as he looked at the tall, imposing city walls in the distance.

"What do you need that thing for? Use your brain! Do you think they'll let us out of the palace just because we have it?" Fusu said angrily, pointing his finger at Gongzi Gao's forehead.

Hehua, standing in the basket, imitated her older brother, playfully tapping Gongzi Gao's forehead.

"Then... how do we get out?" Gongzi Gao took two steps back, rubbing his slightly reddened forehead as he asked.

"Hehe... Call me 'good brother' and I'll tell you."