[Various] The Deposed Crown Prince's Survival Story

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Subject: Fellow men, more and more men have seen my innocent body, what should I do?

These people of the opposite sex not only saw my innocent body, but also touched my penis, and some even touched my anus! I'm so disgusted! Aren't humans supposed to be conservative?

What happened to the rule that if a human sees or touches the naked body of someone of the opposite sex, they must marry that person and take responsibility?

With so many people, am I supposed to marry them all?

№0☆☆☆蓝星人真银乱于2015-11-3012:37:07留言☆☆☆

Marry? Hmm... Is the poster a boy?

№1☆☆☆==于2015-11-3012:39:58留言☆☆☆

Yes, Lou Lou is a very cute boy.

№2☆☆☆蓝星人真银乱于2015-11-3012:40:19留言☆☆☆

It's fine if you're a boy. On Earth, a man can marry many women, and no one will blame you.

№3☆☆☆==于2015-11-3012:44:14留言☆☆☆

Really? Isn't that too lewd?

№4☆☆☆蓝星人真银乱于2015-11-3012:45:15留言☆☆☆

There's a saying on Earth, "When in Rome, do as the Romans do," so best of luck to you!

№5☆☆☆==于2015-11-3012:47:41留言☆☆☆

It seems like a scumbag is rising on Earth, and it looks like Earth will have another scumbag in the future!

№6☆☆☆围观一下于2015-11-3012:48:27留言☆☆☆

Although the forum members tried to comfort themselves this way, being unable to move and forced to be held and nursed by a group of women every day, sometimes even when they didn't want to urinate, still felt incredibly aggrieved by the beautiful and adorable palace maids who would flick their penises. (Fastest chapter updates)

Being a baby is so pitiful. Not only can they not take care of themselves, but they also have to eat such unpalatable food every day. They are forced to eat white steamed buns every day, but they can't even bite into the buns. They can only suck the juice to drink. They never feel full and have to eat many meals a day.

Alas! The people of Earth are so pitiful, they can't even get enough to eat. It's one thing for ordinary Earthlings to not have enough to eat... but I heard that even I, a prince, can't get a full meal!

After finishing his milk, Fusu let out a happy burp, patted his little belly, and fell into deep thought.

"Young Master is so cute! Sister, look at how he's frowning. Doesn't he look like he's thinking about something?" A pretty little palace maid pointed at Fusu, who had a rosy and adorable face but was putting on a mature act, and said with a smile to another palace maid beside her.

"Don't talk nonsense! The eldest young master is of noble birth and wealth; how dare you or I discuss such matters?"

"Tell me, sister! To be honest, I've seen many children before entering the palace, but I've never seen a baby as beautiful as the eldest son."

"Nonsense! The King is an outstanding man, and Lady Mi is a renowned beauty. How could their child not be good-looking?"

"But I've never seen a baby more well-behaved than the eldest son... The children in the common people are always crying or making a fuss. Unlike our eldest son, who is always well-behaved. Even if he is hungry, thirsty, or uncomfortable, he will only hum a few words and never cry."

"You think it's a good thing that a baby never cries? Let me tell you, and don't tell anyone else, I heard that the eldest son never cried since he was born, and the midwife suspects there might be something wrong with him..."

"No way? The eldest young master is so cute, how could he..."

"Of course it is. Never mind, let's not talk about this anymore. It's not good if someone hears us. Granny should be back by now."

Hey! Tell me! Tell me! Tell me what's wrong with me?

Baby life is so boring. All they do is eat and sleep all day. They can only lie in their cradle and get so bored.

Fusu's daily entertainment consisted mainly of the women around him gossiping about palace affairs. They usually talked about other gossip with great interest, like telling a story that made you want to hear it again and again. But... why didn't they finish? Do you know that in our planet, digging a hole and not filling it is a serious crime, punishable by being buried alive?

Fusu was so eager to hear what would happen next that when his boss came to visit him today, he surprisingly didn't smile or flatter him. Instead, he hung his head and looked dejected as he looked at his boss.

"Su'er, what's wrong with you today? Why are you unhappy? Are you hungry?" Ying Zheng said, smiling as he gently patted Su'er's little belly a few times.

Empress Dowager Huayang sat down on the other side of Ying Zheng. Looking at Ying Zheng's loving expression, she smiled and said, "I think Su'er isn't hungry, but rather she hasn't seen her father for several days and misses him."

"I see... Indeed, I haven't visited Fusu for three days. No wonder Su'er is angry." Ying Zheng smiled slightly, kissed Fusu's little face, looked at Fusu in his arms with affection, and said with a smile, "Su'er, shall Father take you out to play?"

Upon hearing Ying Zheng's words, Empress Dowager Huayang was both surprised and delighted. She was surprised because Fusu was only three months old, and how could such a young child be taken out of the palace to play so casually? What if something happened? She was delighted because Ying Zheng was willing to take Fusu out to play. Unlike women, men's love for their children is something that begins from the moment of pregnancy. Men's love for their children is mostly established after the child is born. If Ying Zheng was willing to take Fusu out to play, their father-son bond would be stronger, which would only benefit Fusu in the long run.

Lady Huayang thought for a moment and then asked, "Where does Your Majesty intend to take Su'er?"

"It's not far, just in Yongcheng. Mother said that Su'er hasn't seen her for three months, and wants to invite Su'er to Yongcheng to hold the naming ceremony at the same time."

Yongcheng was the former capital of the Qin state before Xianyang, and the Qin state established its capital there for three hundred years. Although the King of Qin moved the political center from Yongcheng to Xianyang, the royal tombs and ancestral temples of the previous kings could not be moved. Therefore, whenever there was a major event in the Qin state, such as the coming-of-age ceremony of the King of Qin or the Crown Prince, a major military victory, or the New Year's sacrifice to Heaven, the King of Qin had to return to Yongcheng to offer sacrifices.

This custom continued until the Han Dynasty, when the emperors of the two Han dynasties would go to the altar built by the Qin emperor to offer sacrifices to heaven.

Because the Qin ruler frequently visited Yongcheng, and because Yongcheng was not far from Xianyang (only about 200 li away), a straight road was built from Xianyang to Yongcheng specifically for the Qin ruler's royal carriage. Along the way, many temporary palaces were also built for the ruler to rest during his journey. Therefore, for Ying Zheng to take Fusu to Yongcheng, even for a small infant, was not a remarkable journey. Rather, it was more like a long-distance vacation.

Even so, Empress Dowager Huayang still felt uncomfortable. She felt that Zhao Ji was unreasonable. She wanted to see her grandson but didn't know to go back to Xianyang herself. Instead, she made a three-month-old baby travel such a long distance to see her. She had no consideration for her grandson and was not worthy of being a grandmother.

However, Empress Dowager Huayang did not directly reject Ying Zheng's suggestion. Instead, she said, "Since it is a naming ceremony... Mi Ji has been recovering well recently. Why doesn't Your Majesty take Mi Ji with you on the journey?"

“Good!” Ying Zheng nodded and said.

Therefore, under the intervention of Empress Dowager Huayang, what was originally the plot of "Where Are We Going, Dad?" turned into a pleasant hiking trip for parents and their babies.

Fusu lay in the cradle, looking at Mi Ji sitting to his left, teasing him with a rattle, and then at Ying Zheng sitting to his right, tickling Fusu's nose with a small, colorful feather, which he would quickly fold up when Fusu reached out to grab it. He got two pieces of news, one good and one bad.

The good news is that this body's mother is a stunning beauty and the father is a handsome man, so when I grow up, I'll either be a stunning beauty or a handsome man, and the chances of me turning out badly are not very high.

The bad news is, whether they're beautiful or handsome, they're essentially idiots who use these ridiculous toys and childish behavior to tease their own cute selves. I'm your son, not your pet cat.

After failing to catch the colorful feather in Ying Zheng's hand once again, Fusu entered a wronged mode.

Is it easy to serve your boss? He's only three months old, and he has to play these childish games with his boss to satisfy his lonely and restless heart.

There's no way around it. Mi Ji is fifteen years old this year, and Ying Zheng is twenty. If it weren't for the twist of fate that they were born into an imperial family and have such heavy burdens, they would be enjoying their prime years right now if they were on their planet.

What is youth? It's something only good-looking people have; those who aren't good-looking only have college.

Both Ying Zheng and Mi Ji were extremely beautiful, but in front of outsiders, one could only pretend to be aloof and unfathomable emperor, while the other had to be a gentle, virtuous, dignified, and generous concubine in the harem.

So don't be surprised if they tease their son like a cat in private; they're just letting loose and being childlike.

"Eh? Su'er seems angry? Your Majesty, it's all your fault... You've made my Su'er unhappy..." Mi Ji said coquettishly to Ying Zheng.

Mi Ji was not only extremely beautiful, but also had a very pleasant voice. Her soft and sweet voice was different from Ying Zheng's elegant Guanzhong dialect, but it carried a strong Chu flavor.

"Su'er, Su'er, it's all Father's fault... Come here! Father will hug you..." Ying Zheng said, reaching out to hug Fusu, gently patting his back, and coaxing him softly, "Su'er, be good... don't be angry... you won't be pretty if you're not angry..."

Nonsense! Whether a person is beautiful or not is determined by their genes, and has absolutely nothing to do with whether they are angry or not! Boss, you can't just fool me because I'm a three-month-old baby!

I'll get angry! I'll feel an overwhelming urge to pee!

Fusu was so angry that his face turned almost blue, but he finally managed to urinate on Ying Zheng's arm as a form of protest.

Seeing Ying Zheng freeze instantly, Mi Ji was taken aback for a moment, then covered her mouth and burst out laughing.

The beauty's smile was radiant and dazzling, making even the small carriage stand out.

"Your Majesty, I'm calling for the wet nurse..." Mi Ji said with a slight smile.

“My beloved concubine, no need.” Ying Zheng embraced Fusu with one arm and stopped Mi Ji with the other, then smiled and said, “I will take care of it.”

Oh! Boss, do you know how to change diapers?

Fusu's small mouth opened into an "o" shape as he looked at Ying Zheng with a terrified expression, screaming inwardly.

Mi Ji's reaction was slightly better than Fu Su's, but she still couldn't hide her surprise. "Your Majesty would... that..."

Given Mi Ji's personality, she would naturally not use the vulgar phrase "changing diapers" directly; she could only use "that" instead.

"Hahaha!" Ying Zheng laughed loudly, his face displaying an expression that said, "I am omnipotent, what can't I do?" Then he shook his head cleanly and decisively, saying, "I can't!"

Mi Ji and Fu Su were utterly shocked by Ying Zheng's shameless and disgraceful behavior.

Of course, Mi Ji was shocked, but she was mostly moved. As for Fu Su...

If it weren't for the fact that a baby's body is too fragile and too much force could cause them to break down, believe me, I would have killed you with one claw.

"But don't worry, my dear, although I don't know how, I can learn... Hmm... I've seen Chunniang and the others change... It's very simple... You can rest assured..."

Hey! If you're going to practice on someone else, don't practice on me! Also, when you say "I can learn," don't smile so happily, especially don't show that "Yay! I've wanted to do this for a long time, and now I finally have a test subject to practice on" smile.

Mother! Mother! Did you see that? Your father-in-law has ill intentions! Stop him! Save your son!

"How could I not trust Your Majesty? Since Su'er was born, I have been in poor health and have never been able to take care of Su'er myself. It is a good opportunity for Your Majesty to learn, and I will also learn from you."

And so, the originally unpleasant act of changing diapers was transformed by Ying Zheng and Mi Ji into a tender and affectionate act, reaching a new historical height.

The only minor regret is that there were several times when Fusu was almost strangled to death by Ying Zheng with a diaper.

"It's so hard for me to hold back my tears! Why can't boys on Earth cry? [Feeling wronged][Feeling wronged][Feeling wronged]"

Fu Su angrily opened 8 posts and received a bunch of useless replies such as "Men, cry, it's not poison", "Don't cry, stand up and masturbate", and "Su Su, stand up".

I chose this path of reincarnation, so I have to get through it even if I have to crawl.