Tang Dynasty: Father, if you don't rebel, I will!

"Hehehe... Aren't you afraid I'll chop off your head!?"

Li Shimin's handsome and heroic face was now flushed red with pain, his blood seemed to be boiling, and his eyes seemed to be spitting fire.

His teeth were clenched so hard they were grinding together.

Hearing Li Chengqian's words, he almost squeezed them out from between his teeth.

However, Li Chengqian was also covered in sweat at this moment.

He was, after all, just a thirteen-year-old boy, despite the enhancement from the Dragon Essence Fruit and nearly a month of continuous Vajra Strength medicinal bath training.

However, facing Li Shimin, who was a fierce general on the battlefield, it was clear that he was about to lose control of the Dragon Essence Fruit as its effects began to explode.

He watched as his father's arms, which were entangled by his legs, were about to break free little by little.

Li Chengqian had no other choice but to take a deep breath and use almost all his strength.

"Ugh! If you don't want to embarrass yourself, you'd better just wait until the effects of the medicine wear off!"

"Li Chengqian! Release him!"

"Are you suggesting that I, the mighty Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, should run naked through the streets?!"

Upon hearing her son's words, Empress Zhangsun, who was almost rendered speechless by the scene before her, was taken aback to realize what was happening.

Before you know it, it's only been about the time it takes to drink a cup of tea.

The dragon robe that her husband, Emperor Li Shimin, was wearing had been torn apart by a force.

The dragon robe, sewn by the most skilled embroiderers of the Tang Dynasty, had now become a bright yellow beggar's outfit. In addition, the struggle between the two had worn down Li Shimin's belt to the point that it broke.

"Your Majesty, please be patient! Listen to Chengqian, please be patient!"

However, Empress Zhangsun's attempt to comfort her only made things worse.

The phrase "Listen to Chengqian's words" instantly extinguished the last shred of reason in this extremely proud emperor, who was consumed by an unnamed fire in his heart.

"He's my son! Why should I listen to him?! Ahhh! You unfilial son, let go of me!"

"Holy crap! Mother, get out of the way!"

Li Chengqian felt like crying his heart out at this moment.

The original plan was for his father to practice the Vajra Strength through a medicinal bath while simultaneously consuming the Dragon Essence Fruit, allowing his body to absorb the medicinal power more gently.

Then, his own father personally instructed his mother to take the medicine...

However, who would have thought that things would turn out this way by a series of unforeseen circumstances?

As Li Shimin went completely berserk.

In just a few breaths, the body that had been suppressed by Li Chengqian began to break free little by little under Empress Zhangsun's horrified gaze.

And as Li Shimin, almost naked, suddenly stood up from inside the hall.

All that could be heard was Li Chengqian's embarrassed exclamation.

The latter was instantly grabbed by Li Shimin, who threw him out of the palace like a chick, by the leg that had just restrained him.

"oops!"

"Boom!"

"Chengqian!"

Li Chengqian's screams, the sound of the wooden doors of the main hall being smashed open, and Empress Zhangsun's exclamation.

The eunuchs and guards who had been waiting just ten meters away from the Lizheng Hall were now in charge.

They all tensed up.

The eunuch Wang De saw Prince Li Chengqian, who was scrambling up from the rubble of a wooden door, his princely robes disheveled and his hair in disarray.

Just as they were about to lead their men to rush up and restrain the crown prince who was about to commit regicide for no apparent reason.

next moment.

When Wang De, along with the eunuchs behind him and the palace guards, saw the figure walking out of the broken gate of the Lizheng Hall, they were all instantly horrified and their mouths dropped open.

Everyone's heads followed Li Er and Li San as they staggered out.

They all felt as if their heads were being struck incessantly by a large bell hanging in a temple.

"Your Majesty...Your Majesty!!!"

Wang De's sharp, hoarse voice sounded as if his mother had died, or as if the sky had collapsed.

Of course, Li Chengqian was more inclined to believe that the eunuch was simply filled with envy, jealousy, and hatred.

"Quick! Block His Majesty!"

Wang De was anxious and was about to rush forward.

however.

With his hair disheveled and blowing in a gentle breeze, he resembled Li Shimin, the wicked and tyrannical demon lord from a female-oriented novel in Li Chengqian's previous life, shirtless, shaking Li San.

Suddenly, as if swatting away a fly, he slapped Wang De aside with a loud bang.

His gaze was fixed on his own Crown Prince Li Chengqian, whose face was filled with bitterness.

"You unfilial son, what did you just call me?"

Li Chengqian was speechless and choked with emotion.

"Father, although I know you are somewhat out of control right now, I hope that once the effects of the medicine wear off and you regain your composure, you will be able to face your behavior of walking your bird around in the sun."

Li Shimin glared angrily and charged towards Li Chengqian in an instant.

"Enough with the babbling! You unfilial son, prepare to die!"

Li Chengqian cursed his bad luck inwardly, and his feet instantly became like the wind as he hurriedly fled into the distance.

However, he was suddenly stopped in front of several ignorant imperial guards.

Instantly, Li Chengqian's eyes widened.

His attack was lightning fast, aimed directly at the bridge of the nose of the two leaders.

"You blind fool! Get out of my way!"

With two screams, Li Chengqian instantly broke free from the encirclement of the imperial guards who were still confused about the situation. Before they could react, Li Shimin was already there, his body covered in a bronze-colored, muscular physique still damp with sweat.

They charged off in Li Chengqian's direction with a thunderous roar.

"Where do you think you're going! You unfilial son, taste the iron fist of me, the Supreme General of Heavenly Strategy!"

Li Chengqian was devastated. He realized that he was ultimately at a disadvantage due to his age and was easily overtaken by Li Shimin in an instant.

Looking at the sandbag fist in front of him, which was getting bigger and bigger.

At this moment, they could no longer care about anything else.

"Li Shimin! I'm not easily intimidated! Hey!"

"Bang bang bang..."

Watching the two, one big and one small, suddenly find themselves at the foot of the steps in front of the Lizheng Hall, their fists flying and their legs kicking incessantly.

With a handprint still visible on his face from Li Shimin's slap, Wang De trembled as he got up from the ground.

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty the Empress, His Majesty..."

Before Wang De could finish speaking, he saw Empress Zhangsun, dressed in palace attire, slowly walking out of the hall with a weary expression that seemed to say she had lost all will to live.

Hearing Wang De's anxious shouts, he simply waved his hand calmly.

"Ignore them. Let His Majesty and the Crown Prince do what they want, or kill whomever they want... Go and have someone repair the palace gates for me."

Wang De: "???"

Behind him, the sounds of Emperor Li Shimin and Crown Prince Li Chengqian fighting made Wang De's heart pound with fear.

The angry shouts, which sounded exactly like those from a Candy Crush game, made Wang De feel numb.

Li Shimin punched the crown prince's crossed arms, sending the latter staggering back two steps.

"You son of a bitch, how dare you slap my face?!"

Not to be outdone, Li Chengqian stomped his foot hard on the ground. With a reaction force, the force traveled from the ground to his legs, then through his waist and arms, and in the next moment, his whole body was like a cannonball.

In an instant, the Iron Mountain Lean was unleashed!

The latter almost lost his footing and was knocked down on the spot by Li Chengqian.

"You damn bastard! How does it feel? Want me to balance things out for you?"

Li Shimin was furious: "I will kill your whole family!"

Li Chengqian grinned: "If I tremble even slightly, I'll change my surname to yours!"

Li Shimin: "Don't you dare run away!"

Li Chengqian: "Run? Grandpa's going to beat you until you call me Dad today!"

The two of them exclaimed, "Wow!"

"Bang bang bang bang!"

Some of the palace guards around them had already realized that they had probably seen something they shouldn't have seen or heard something they shouldn't have heard.

Their faces were ashen; they couldn't leave, yet dared not stay.

Wang De was already planning to give his savings to one of his nephews so that the nephew could burn some paper money for him every year during the Qingming Festival.

A roar startled Wang De, making him shudder.

Li Chengqian: "Wang De! Where the hell have you been?!"

Wang De hurriedly scrambled down the steps, nearly losing his footing and tumbling off.

"Your Highness, this old servant is here! Please stop fighting! Your Majesty, please stop fighting!"

"Shut up! Get the hell out of here! Who the hell let you come here!?"

Li Chengqian glared at him.

"Go! Bring all the painters in the palace here! Have them paint a picture of my father walking his bird under the sun! I want him to enjoy it in the future!"

Li Shimin deliberately threw a punch.

"Guizi! Look at the punch!"

As the effects of the medicine gradually reached their peak, Li Chengqian finally could no longer withstand the onslaught of his father's "Iron Fist of the Heavenly Strategy General".

Left with no other choice, he gritted his teeth and mustered all his strength, ignoring the direction, and hurriedly ran towards the distance.

Behind them, Li Shimin saw Li Chengqian retreating, as if he saw the missed opportunity to capture Jieli alive. He shouted and Li Er and Li Xiao'er ran after him.

Hahaha! That's it! That's it?

"Come on, you unfilial son! Didn't you want to fight me for three hundred rounds?!"

"Hey! Where do you think you're going!"

Wude Hall.

Li Yuan stared blankly into the distance at the two figures, one large and one small, running wildly.

He rubbed his eyes in disbelief, squinted for a long time, and then couldn't help but slap his forehead a few times, muttering to himself.

"Good heavens, could it be that I have truly indulged in excessive sexual activity?"

"Why would Shimin run wildly through the palace completely naked, chasing after that little bastard Li Chengqian?"

however.

Two loud and soft sounds followed, one a splash as the water plunged into the water.

And then, a familiar figure leaped into view, then plunged into the pool in front of the Wude Hall, and came into sight once more.

this moment.

Emperor Emeritus Li Yuan stared in astonishment as he slowly opened his mouth wide.

An old face emerged from the pool, clearly showing the features of Li Shimin, the rebellious son, and quickly began to flush red and heat up.

The cool pool caused the effects of the Dragon Essence Fruit, which had been gradually fading after Li Shimin's outburst, to dissipate.

however.

Before he could recover from his confusion and process those absurd memories, he was completely lost.

next moment.

An old, yet furious voice that made Li Shimin tremble suddenly came from above his head.

"You unfilial son! Is this how you act as emperor?!"

Li Yuan's white hair moved without wind under the sunlight overhead.

A gloomy old face, especially when backlit.

This also instantly reminded Li Shimin of the fear he felt as a child, being dominated by his own father.

"Father, Father Emperor, I..."

"Rebel!"

"Oh no! Father, please don't hit me! Oh no! It's me, Li Chengqian!!!"

Lizheng Hall.

Li Yuan's old face was so gloomy it seemed like it could drip water.

"Guanyinbi, these people know things they shouldn't know; you must deal with them thoroughly!"

Empress Zhangsun bowed helplessly: "This concubine understands."

Watching him snort coldly and storm off, supported by several eunuchs from the Wude Hall, I saw his back view.

Empress Zhangsun's originally elegant and refined face instantly turned icy as she turned her head.

Without a word, she walked to the bedside and picked up the ointment that the imperial physician had brought.

On the bed, Li Er sat cross-legged with his back to his empress, looking utterly dejected, without uttering a word.

Behind me, not far away, on the soft couch.

"Ouch... Sister Yingying, be gentle..."

Li Chengqian was covered in bruises, and he couldn't help but grimace with every movement Qian Yingying made.

Li Shimin immediately let out a cold laugh, instinctively mocking him.

"Hmph! You unfilial son, you deserve to die of pain!"

But the next moment, as she turned around, she met the Empress Guanyinbi, who was already burning with rage.

"Ouch~ Guanyinbi, be gentle..."

Empress Zhangsun gritted her teeth, and the veins on the back of her jade-like hand throbbed.

"Your Majesty, do you think a great emperor of all time would strip naked in the palace to hunt down the crown prince?"

Li Shimin: "......"