After five years of online dating, my wife thinks I'm a two-dimensional character?

His words silenced everyone around him.

Bai Luochuan felt that he hadn't said anything wrong.

He really loves playing around with men!

Electronic men are still men!

Any questions!

Besides, his goal in participating in the show was simply to make money, and he didn't want to team up with anyone.

So whatever.

It would be best if no one chose him.

I thought the conversation would end there.

Unexpectedly, the fox, who had been standing silently to the side and keeping a distance from everyone, suddenly spoke up.

She asked out of the blue, "What kind of men do you like to play around with?"

Bai Luochuan:?

How could you even respond to that?

However, being polite, Bai Luochuan thought for a moment and said, "I like tall guys, preferably over 1.9 meters. Eight-pack abs are a must, more is better. They should be able to act cute and call me 'brother,' and be polite and well-behaved. They should also be good-looking, with long silver hair being the best."

As he spoke, he paused.

He added, "Of course, paper, 3D, metal, and acrylic are all fine, just don't make them real."

She was just repeating what her husband was saying.

They were practically ready to just give their ID numbers.

The fox didn't criticize this seemingly insane statement. Instead, it nodded slightly and replied, "I understand," as if it had heard something very serious.

Then Bai Luochuan looked at the raccoon head beside him.

This means that my introduction is over.

Next up is someone else's turn.

The scene remained silent in shock until Tanuki Head finally spoke after a long pause.

The comments section was in complete chaos:

[I take back what I said before! That little yellow chick isn't our Mu Xing baby at all! Where did this lunatic come from?!]

[Although...playing with men made me laugh. I also love playing with big, strong A-cups! The electronic kind!]

Who doesn't love family! Even though I don't know who the little yellow chick is, I'm instantly a fan!

[A stunningly beautiful woman who loves playing with electronic gadgets—I'll continue to call her my wife!]

[But long silver hair, 1.9 meters tall, eight-pack abs... isn't he implying something about Qi Yu?]

[Upstairs, watch your words. Qi Yu is known for his coldness and has never been kind to anyone, okay? Do you think Qi Yu would act cute? Or do you think he would call you "brother" and be polite and well-behaved?]

[I imagined it... no, my pig brain simply won't allow me to think that way!]

[Fox Bro really is Yan Cheng! He even managed to speak up and help people out of this awkward situation! Our Yan Cheng is the gentlest of all!]

...

The comments section was still buzzing with heated arguments.

The self-introductions at the event were coming to an end.

Everyone else had finished talking about their hobbies.

All that's left is the fox head mask.

They were still standing to the side.

It was as if what was happening in front of him had nothing to do with him.

He also has no intention of following suit.

Only when all eyes were on him did the fox-headed man lower his head in deep thought.

After a moment, he shook his head: "I have no hobbies."

Other guests: ...

also.

Although they did not cooperate.

But it's so much better than that crazy little yellow chick!

The topic ends here.

A stalemate ensued.

But as expected of a little cat, it quickly chose its target and walked towards the fox.

The chat was filled with screams:

[I figured it out! The little cat head is Lan Muxing! Muxing baby also realized the fox is Yan Cheng, right?! My CP is about to have some sweet moments again!]

Little Yan Cheng, he even puts on airs when talking about his hobbies, waiting for his wife to strike up a conversation with him~

[Didn't Yan Cheng behave quite well in the photos of the two of them having private contact that were trending on social media? Did he even try to make his wife happy on the show?]

Listen to me, this is all about romance!

...

We were all not far apart to begin with.

The little cat quickly walked up to the fox.

Looking up at the man who was a head taller than him, the kitten continued, "Mr. Fox, if you don't have any hobbies, you must do some things you usually do, right? Tell us about them, of course, things unrelated to work~"

It's still the same as before.

Even after the electronic processing of his voice, you can still hear the coquettish tone in his voice.

With his cat-like head already adorable, tilting his head perfectly showcased all the cuteness that an Omega should have.

But the fox ignored him.

It was as if they hadn't heard his words at all.

The fox merely tilted its head slightly, looking at the little yellow chick not far away.

I've never been ignored like this in my entire life.

The cat stood there awkwardly.

After patiently waiting for more than ten seconds to make sure that the other party really didn't intend to answer him, he asked again, "Mr. Fox?"

This time, the other side finally made a move.

She glanced back at the cat's head, then spoke in an even colder tone than before.

He said, "Eat, sleep."

Cat head: ?

This time, Bai Luochuan on the other side burst out laughing.

Seeing that the cat didn't seem to understand the answer, Bai Luochuan kindly explained for him: "It has nothing to do with work, it's just something I do often. Isn't that a good answer?"

Cat Head: ...

I will really hate all of you!

Seeing that the situation was becoming even more awkward than before, Cathead quickly changed his target.

He looked at the lion over there.

The lion's gaze, however, was also fixed on Bai Luochuan.

But before he could strike up a conversation...

The fox was one step ahead.

Walking up to Bai Luochuan, the fox went straight to the point: "Why can't men be real?"

Bai Luochuan blinked.

How did we end up back on this topic again?

But the fox is quite interesting, and chatting is fine too.

So after thinking about it, he continued, "Because real people aren't as perfect as digital ones. Digital boyfriends have everything, while real ones don't. Isn't that normal?"

The fox remained silent.

Slowly clench your fingers into a fist at your sides.

When the most misleading senses of sight and hearing are blurred, leaving only the most primal intuition, he can be certain that the man wearing the little yellow chick headgear is indeed his wife.

But listen to what they're saying!

So, in their eyes, he was just a digital toy?

No wonder I've been begging him for so many years and he still won't let me see him.

It has everything electronically, but nothing in real life?

it is good.

It's really good.

He'll find a chance to make his wife see things clearly.

Those scenes that can't be shown electronically are so much more exciting in real life, okay?!

Although he was furious.

But when it comes to his wife, Qi Yu is always that perfect love-obsessed guy.

Another moment of silence followed.

He simply pulled out the ring box from his pocket.

With slender fingers holding the box, she presented the ring revealed after opening it to Bai Luochuan.

Qi Yu asked him, "Would you like to team up with me?"

Bai Luochuan immediately shook his head.

Take a step back.

Bai Luochuan refused three times in a row: "Married, don't mention it, no teaming up."

Qi Yu: ...

Oh shit.

It turns out he's not just an electronic pet.

So she's a mistress kept by a married man?!