After five years of online dating, my wife thinks I'm a two-dimensional character?

[I didn't get Bai Luochuan's point. It was just riding on someone's neck, what's so lewd about that?]

The person upstairs is too naive; I've already figured it out.

[Brother Bai has always been upright and honest, so of course he should face things head-on!]

[OK, I can already picture it! Immediately! Right now! Perform for me! I want to see it!!!]

The comments section revealed Bai Luochuan's thoughts.

Qi Yu, of course, grasped the meaning immediately.

That's the thought process.

He truly lives up to his brother's reputation!

Although he had thought about the scene, he himself found it quite addictive.

But no.

Even if it's just for the sake of keeping the show airing.

It really doesn't work.

So he smiled helplessly at Bai Luochuan.

Qi Yu squatted down in front of Bai Luochuan.

He gestured to the location behind him.

Qi Yu said, "Brother, come over here and ride on my shoulders."

Bai Luochuan:......

Oh.

People with heart conditions think everything is dirty.

To myself.

Oh, so it's from the back.

I told you earlier.

It startled him.

Kind of embarrassing.

But as long as he doesn't show his embarrassment, it's others who will feel awkward.

So I took a deep breath.

Following Qi Yu's instructions, Bai Luochuan stepped back and positioned his legs in front of Qi Yu. Then he lowered himself and sat firmly on Qi Yu's neck.

Follow his movements.

Qi Yu also reached out and grabbed his legs.

Then he slowly stood up.

Originally, Qi Yu just wanted to have some intimate contact with his wife; he didn't have any other thoughts.

But when the person he liked actually rode on his shoulders, Qi Yu realized that having no feelings for him was all a lie.

His mind was filled with thoughts that could never be broadcast.

The two of them were now pressed tightly together, completely sealed off.

So he could even sense the guy's condition.

The temperature at the end of spring and the beginning of summer doesn't require wearing very thick warm clothes.

Bai Luochuan was also only wearing a pair of casual trousers.

It usually looks loose and sloppy.

But when you hold it in your hands, the pants seem to disappear completely, and you can hardly feel their presence.

He subconsciously moved his fingers.

The texture and feel seem not much different from skin.

They are all the kind that are fine and smooth.

This made Qi Yu involuntarily straighten his body.

Swallowed.

Then he heard Bai Luochuan's voice above his head.

With a hint of amusement and exasperation, he said, "Do you want to work with me on this event, or would you like to move to another location and do something else?"

Qi Yu: ...

I woke up in a second.

When he regained his senses, Qi Yu realized that he had been in this position for a while.

I felt a little embarrassed, which was unusual.

However, when faced with Bai Luochuan's question, Qi Yu still answered seriously, "I want to take you away to a place only we know. Don't you want to?"

Bai Luochuan smiled.

He patted Qi Yu's head.

He said, "I don't know anywhere else, so you'll have to find this great spot yourself."

After all, this world is a completely unfamiliar place to him. So far, apart from staying at home, the only places he has been are the locations the production crew took him to.

To others, it's just a beautiful love quote.

Only Qi Yu knew.

Bai Luochuan only ever speaks the facts.

She smiled softly.

Qi Yu murmured in reply, "Then I really need to look for it carefully."

As soon as he finished speaking, Qi Yu obediently made a move.

Working together with Bai Luochuan, they moved the person under the eaves, allowing Bai Luochuan to reach over and take down the wallet tied with a red string.

This time, you don't even need to open it.

With their superhuman luck, it's easy to guess that what they'll see inside is probably that familiar little pig.

As the two of them predicted, things turned out just as they expected.

Qi Yu squeezed Bai Luochuan's thigh again before squatting down, satisfied, and putting Bai Luochuan back on the ground.

Bai Luochuan noticed his little tricks, but didn't object.

Although it was our first meeting.

But they are an old married couple.

This kind of ordinary physical touch is perfectly normal.

It's his fault for being difficult.

Having successfully ruled out the wrong answer once again, the two planned to continue their search.

But just as he turned around...

Then I saw Yan Cheng walking over with that little boy again.

The little boy was holding a large toy.

Yan Cheng's face turned ashen.

[Without comparison, there's no harm done. If Bai Luochuan hadn't punished that kid before, I would only feel sorry for Yan Cheng, who lost his lunch.]

But after comparing, all I want to do is—

[Hahahaha! Yan Cheng, you should reflect on this. Why are you always the one who gets unlucky?]

He actually bought the child a toy; I thought he would hit the child first.

[This is a live broadcast; even for the sake of his future career, he wouldn't dare to make a move!]

I used to not believe in metaphysics, but now, looking at Yan Cheng, I'm increasingly convinced that the concept of karma really does exist.

[Curious! Fans' guesses don't count! Tell me, what exactly happened between you two in the past?]

What happened doesn't matter; what matters is that Bai Luochuan doesn't like Yan Cheng right now. Yan Cheng, please save your face! Stop making things worse and leave Bai Luochuan alone!

The comments section was still filled with mockery.

But Yan Cheng was completely indifferent.

He's just making conversation even when he has nothing to say.

Even if it wasn't to get Bai Luochuan back into his hands, he still wanted to know the reason behind Bai Luochuan's obvious change in attitude towards him.

I glanced at the wallets the two of them were holding.

Yan Cheng asked, "What are you holding?"

Bai Luochuan said, "Wallet."

Yan Cheng: ...

No.

Am I blind?

The most basic type of men's wallet.

Is there anything I can't see?

Try to tell yourself to calm down.

Yan Cheng took a deep breath and asked again, "I mean, is that wallet a tool for your mission?"

Bai Luochuan replied, "Yes."

Then he turned around and tried to leave.

Yan Cheng: ???

He's already lowered his stance so much.

They've already given us plenty of room to maneuver.

Isn't the point to ask Bai Luochuan what that prop is for and what their mission is?

Can't Bai Luochuan be a little more self-aware?

Is it going to kill you to talk to him a little more?

Yan Chengren could no longer tolerate it.

He stepped forward, blocking their path, and asked through gritted teeth, "What kind of mission is that? I want to participate too."

"Oh, but you can't participate."

Bai Luochuan shook his head.

This time, they finally gave a proper answer.

He said, "The production team said that this task requires cooperation and at least two people to complete. It's not appropriate for you to be alone before you can successfully achieve individual mitosis."