After five years of online dating, my wife thinks I'm a two-dimensional character?

Bai Luochuan grinned, but instead of dancing for him, he slid off the pole.

After all, he wouldn't do that.

But if the big fox wants to see.

It's not that you can't learn it.

I kept this matter firmly in my heart.

Bai Luochuan didn't say anything more, but instead reached out and opened the wallet he had rescued.

Following Director Liu's instructions.

Besides the red string attached to his wallet, he also had his own photo inside.

Therefore, confirming both of these points is necessary to ensure that what we find is indeed Director Liu's item.

However, when the wallet was opened, the two discovered that the hidden compartment did not contain Director Liu's photo, but rather a picture of a pink pig.

The little pig in the photo is smiling very happily.

With its warm color scheme and surrounding flowers and green grass, it's a perfect and harmonious scene.

Bai Luochuan frowned.

Pointing to the little pig, he carefully chose his words, his face full of confusion: "Director Liu, are you really not making fun of yourself?"

Qi Yu couldn't help but burst out laughing.

However, no answer was given to this question.

He simply patted Bai Luochuan on the shoulder, signaling him to continue the search.

In the following time, the two of them found all the wallets they had just seen.

But there are no exceptions.

Even though they were all covered with red strings, when you opened the box and took out the photos, none of them belonged to Director Liu himself.

All of them are different photos of the same little pig from before.

The facial expression changes depending on the angle.

Putting everything together, Bai Luochuan felt that they could hold a photo exhibition for this little pig.

[It's reasonable to suspect this guy got the role through paid sponsorship; he's appearing more frequently than the sponsor's drinks.]

[A top-tier variety show directed by a renowned director has a financial backer that turns out to be a pig! Is this a sign of moral decay or a distortion of human nature?]

[I've said it so many times, it's an animal documentary!]

[Doesn't this all make sense now? The pig provides the funding, and the fox and the clown give a passionate performance. So what's the problem?]

Don't say it, really don't say it, or I'll actually believe it!

By the time things had progressed this far, the others had finished their lunch. Now, they joined the search party.

Although Bai Luochuan and the others helped eliminate several incorrect answers.

However, the number of incorrect answers was simply too high.

have to say.

The production team really went to great lengths to place these wallets with pictures of pigs in so many places.

The area for this game is the entire range of areas where they can move around today.

It's really a bit too big.

Finding a wallet in such a large area is indeed not an easy task.

However, after seeing the map next to the street, Bai Luochuan and Qi Yu understood the architectural style of the area.

Centered around that fountain.

In addition to the square, there are six roads that radiate outwards.

They just finished inspecting one.

Then, proceed clockwise and check them one by one.

We'll find the right answer eventually.

Bai Luochuan was in high spirits.

Qi Yu didn't have much of a competitive spirit.

Instead, they kept taking pictures with their phones in the back.

After he realized that Bai Luochuan wouldn't mind his filming, he became increasingly unruly.

My wife looks so beautiful when she smiles, let me take a picture.

My wife looks beautiful even when she frowns, let me take a picture.

His wife looked absolutely stunning when she turned around to look at him, so I took a picture.

My wife's walking posture looks so beautiful, I'll record a video of it.

All the way down.

They had just finished inspecting the areas of two roads.

Qi Yu's phone memory has increased by 2GB.

No, I always thought that the love between a Beta and an Alpha was something the Beta had to desperately beg and plead for. It turns out Alphas can be this obsessive and devoted?

What's called a "simp"? This is called love!

No! He's a simp—his brother's favorite simp!

[You guys really took it seriously? You're all just acting! If Qi Yu really finds a Beta as a partner, his pheromones will be disordered for the rest of his life, right?]

[The other Alphas are alright, but Qi Yu's ailments from the battlefield... without the soothing pheromones of an Omega, they really can't be cured...]

Don't say you can overcome anything for love! This disease, if left untreated, will shorten your lifespan! If you won't live much longer, what does love even matter?

[Waaaaah, just enjoy the show! Why are you bringing up reality? My favorite couple is so sweet! They have to be sweet forever!]

The noise in the comments section won't affect people in real life.

Although the program team made it very clear.

Each of their hidden wallets required two people to retrieve.

But it turns out.

Bai Luochuan doesn't need to cooperate.

Therefore, Qi Yu only needs to focus on filming.

Just as he opened his camera again, intending to take a longer video of Bai Luochuan, Bai Luochuan, who was walking ahead of him, stopped and turned back to look at Qi Yu with some hesitation.

Qi Yu: ?

The fox's tail immediately started wagging wildly: "What's wrong, brother?"

Bai Luochuan did not answer his question directly.

Instead, he raised his finger and pointed into the distance.

Yan Cheng, who had almost completely disappeared since the start of the event and had not appeared in front of them at all, was now not far from them.

There was a familiar little boy in front of him.

It's that brat who was entrusted to Bai Luochuan's group this morning.

It's now clearly Yan Cheng who has taken over.

The child was lying on the ground crying and screaming.

Yan Cheng was at his wit's end and had no solution.

I have never taken care of children before.

We have never tolerated anyone's unreasonable behavior.

Seeing the child's crazy behavior, Yan Cheng felt the veins on his forehead throbbing.

He wanted to give that brat a good slap.

But he couldn't do that for the sake of his on-screen image.

Just as he was struggling with frustration and had lost all his strength and means, the child's crying seemed to be tightly strangled by something.

Stopped abruptly.

Yan Cheng: ?

He noticed that the child's gaze had shifted from its earlier audacity to one of fear.

Look in the direction the little boy was looking.

Yan Cheng's pupils immediately contracted.

He saw Bai Luochuan and Qi Yu coming over.

Oh shit.

Why are they holding hands?

Turning decisively towards Bai Luochuan, Yan Cheng had completely abandoned any pretense of dignity or face. He asked, "Bai Luochuan, thank you. Do you often take care of children? Did you come to help me?"

Bai Luochuan: "...I think you should get plastic surgery. Lots of people in the industry are getting it now, it's not shameful."

Yan Cheng: ?

Bai Luochuan sighed: "Why is your face getting bigger and bigger? This 360-degree expansion is not appropriate."

Yan Cheng: ...

The wound on his palm was bleeding again from his grip.

Bai Luochuan waved his hand and pointed into the distance.

He said, "We have a mission to complete and are just passing through your area. Don't worry, we won't bother you."

Yan Cheng opened his mouth.

I was so angry I didn't know what to say.

But Bai Luochuan still wouldn't let him go.

After saying that, he looked at the silent child over there.

Bai Luochuan raised his chin: "I won't bother you, and I won't compete with you. You can keep shouting, bro, it won't stop you."