After five years of online dating, my wife thinks I'm a two-dimensional character?

【No, Bai Luochuan, you're making me laugh! Are you trying to take advantage of me because I'm only five? If he even had a kindergarten diploma, you wouldn't have fooled me like this!】

Believe it or not, I don't think I knew multiplication when I was in kindergarten.

At first, I felt sorry for the guests, and thought the production team had created such a troublesome kid, and the guests were really pitiful.

But now I feel sorry for this child.

At just five years old, he has to endure such a blow! Kid, you have a bright future ahead of you!

The child looked at the adults around him.

Everything that is happening now is far beyond his comprehension.

He didn't know how to respond.

His long-standing selfish behavior told him that he had no intention of sharing the food and water he was holding.

However, Bai Luochuan never intended to actually take his food from the beginning.

Seeing through the child's thoughts, he waved his hand and said, "You won't give it to me, huh? If you won't give it to me, then shut up. If you keep shouting and yelling, I'll take your food away."

Child:!!!???

Bai Luochuan slowly raised his chin: "Because I'm younger than you, you have to give way to me. So even if I take something from you, you have to give way to me and not make a scene. Isn't that how your family taught you?"

You could tell from the way the child treated them.

Whether it's part of the show's setup or just the reality.

This child's personality is such that he takes advantage of his age and status.

Everyone has to give way to him if they are older than him.

really.

After Bai Luochuan said that, the child hugged the pile of food and huddled in the corner, not daring to make a sound.

Because I have a child with me.

There was no way to arrange a new meeting place with the parents.

Bai Luochuan discussed it with Qi Yu and then decided to sit in the convenience store and wait.

Anyway, the child was tamed.

It probably won't be long before the production team asks that woman to come back and pick her up.

The row of seats in the convenience store is by the window.

The two people were sitting in chairs.

You can see right outside the window.

This convenience store is located on the street.

The streets were deserted at the moment, with hardly any pedestrians in sight.

This is how you can tell the difference.

The production team cleaned up the area for today's event.

Bai Luochuan couldn't help but click his tongue a few times in his heart.

Such a big gesture.

Wow, they're so rich!

Couldn't the director be a little more generous and allocate more funds so that everyone could have a good time spending the director's money when they're bored?

He was mesmerized.

Beside him, Qi Yu lay on the table, his head turned towards Bai Luochuan, quietly admiring Bai Luochuan's appearance.

I've seen it on screen many times already.

We see each other several times a day.

Even so, every time he saw Bai Luochuan, he felt that his lover was even more beautiful than before.

It's not because my appearance is different now than before.

All those changes in appearance were insignificant to Qi Yu.

It's simply because Bai Luochuan is now within his reach.

You can reach out and touch your loved one.

There is no better perfection than this.

A moment of tranquility.

Time seemed to stand still.

Everything became beautiful and pure.

Unfortunately, this happiness didn't last long.

After regaining his senses, Bai Luochuan immediately turned his gaze back to Qi Yu.

Eyes facing each other.

Bai Luochuan asked, "What are you thinking about? You've been staring at me without saying a word."

Qi Yu laughed: "I wonder how my brother is so handsome."

These were just some sweet nothings that slipped out of his mouth.

Qi Yu thought Bai Luochuan would blush.

Unexpectedly, Bai Luochuan's eyes lit up, and he displayed the excitement and joy of finding a kindred spirit. He nodded vigorously and said, "Hey! You also think my face looks especially beautiful right now, don't you?"

Qi Yu: ...

He immediately explained, "No, it's no different than before. I..."

"How can there be no difference? Look at my skin, it's so well-maintained!" Bai Luochuan pointed to his cheek and leaned his head closer to Qi Yu.

She was afraid the other person hadn't clearly seen the condition of her skin.

Bai Luochuan exclaimed, "It's not just her skin, but also her figure. Although I personally don't buy into this, I think endorsing two or three commercials and doing a few more photo shoots shouldn't be a problem at all, right?"

Qi Yu finally caught up with his train of thought.

Focus on the key point and ask him: "So, bro, you want to do advertising?"

Bai Luochuan slapped his thigh: "Of course!"

Although I've realized that the answer might be different from what I imagined.

But Qi Yu still asked seriously, "Why are you doing advertisements? Are you planning to develop into a model?"

"No, it's just that I feel like I can make money faster by doing an advertisement than by appearing on TV shows."

Bai Luochuan sighed deeply and gestured to the beverage bottle in front of him. He said, "Look, this advertisement alone is enough for me to buy you a two-wheeled vehicle. If I get a few more, wouldn't my life goal be completely achieved?"

Qi Yu opened his mouth.

I want to ask him what his life goals are.

Bai Luochuan suddenly realized, "Wait, I just mentioned this drink again. Does that count as advertising? Should I get double the money?"

Qi Yu: ...

After thinking about it carefully, he said, "Probably not?"

Bai Luochuan immediately tore off the outer packaging of the beverage bottle.

It's a fair trade for everyone.

Payment is settled per transaction.

Don't even think about taking advantage of him!

"I can't take it anymore, advertising company, look at him! Bai Luochuan is in this state! What good will giving him double the money do?"

[You get paid for this advertisement. No payment, and we'll tear off the trademark immediately, ensuring you don't get any publicity from me!]

[Hahahaha, Bai Luochuan got a scolding when he got home today. He's never allowed to tear open packaging again!]

Why is Brother Bai in such a hurry for money? And what exactly is his life plan? Qi Yu, ask him more questions, I want to hear them too!

Of course, no bullet comments are needed.

Qi Yu himself wanted to know.

Looking expectantly at Bai Luochuan, Qi Yu asked him, "Brother, what are you going to do after you make money? Besides supporting me, what other plans do you have?"

Bai Luochuan nodded vigorously.

Anyway, my first plan is to leave the entertainment industry.

He doesn't have any grand ambitions in life.

Once he has earned enough money for himself and Qi Yu to live on for the rest of their lives, he will quickly get out of this chaotic circle.

Then...

Stroking his chin, Bai Luochuan concluded, "First, find an Ordinary Community and become a Business Analyst (BA)."

Qi Yu: ?

His brother's language system was always beyond his comprehension.

The bewilderment on their faces has evolved to a new level.

Bai Luochuan kindly explained, "It's just a regular community, working as a security guard. It's a job that others need to be over 50 to do, but I can do it full-time in my 20s! I avoided 30 years of detours, don't you think that's amazing!"