After five years of online dating, my wife thinks I'm a two-dimensional character?

Qi Yu simply smiled and did not answer Lu Ran's last question.

But for someone who had followed him for so long, that light laugh devoid of any emotion was enough to convey Qi Yu's meaning.

Foxes kill people while smiling.

Lu Ran had already watched it countless times.

After replying with "I understand," Qi Yu hung up the phone.

I heard two busy tones coming from the other end of the phone.

Lu Ran blinked.

No matter how seriously ill his boss appeared on the show, at his core, he was still the same fox he knew best.

Nine-tailed Celestial Fox.

He is the most noble and also the most ruthless madman in the world.

*

the next morning.

Perhaps it was because the phone call the day before lasted too long.

When Bai Luochuan opened his eyes, he realized it was almost time for today's meeting.

Morning exercise cannot continue.

I checked my phone; the battery wasn't quite full either.

I had no choice but to give up my habit of logging into the game with my eyes open, so I plugged in my phone and went to the bathroom to wash up.

After he had tidied himself up, put on his clothes, and picked up his phone.

When he pushed open the door, he was surprised to find his big fox standing there, staring at the door with an unhappy expression.

They saw Bai Luochuan come out.

Qi Yu immediately flashed him a very bright smile.

But her golden eyes were still filled with grievance.

She looked at Bai Luochuan with a pitiful expression.

Even without saying a word, you can feel how sad he is right now.

I don't understand why the other person is behaving this way.

But it has almost become muscle memory.

Bai Luochuan subconsciously walked up to Qi Yu, reached out and ruffled the other's hair, saying, "Why the expression? Did someone bully you again?"

Qi Yu immediately accused, "Brother bullied me."

Bai Luochuan:?

Why are you doing this for no reason?

Slandering people so early in the morning?

I just woke up.

If they really wanted to bully you, they wouldn't even let this show air!

But Qi Yu still stared at him longingly, his emotions quite evident in his eyes.

They have no intention of changing their story at all.

Bai Luochuan had no choice but to ask him, "Okay, okay, good boy, how did I bully you?"

Qi Yu said seriously, "My brother didn't log into the game this morning, nor did he call me."

Bai Luochuan:......

That's his problem.

If for Qi Yu, there has never been anything like game data.

So his usual morning games must also be part of Qi Yu's habits.

He immediately found the reason within himself.

Bai Luochuan said straightforwardly, "I'm sorry, I slept too late last night and my phone wasn't charged. Today I..."

"I know, brother, you don't need to explain to me, I understand."

Qi Yu interrupted Bai Luochuan.

Although the way he apologized was particularly heartwarming.

But he doesn't really like that kind of communication that creates distance between the two of them.

So, a brief pause was taken.

Qi Yu continued, "I don't need you to apologize to me, and you don't need to be so specific. I've been wronged, just comfort me, that's enough."

Bai Luochuan instantly understood.

There was no need for Qi Yu to say anything more.

He reached out and cupped Qi Yu's head, making him lower his body slightly, then leaned in and kissed Qi Yu's cheek.

They received the comfort they wanted.

Qi Yu was completely satisfied.

Holding Bai Luochuan's hand, she led the people downstairs.

When they arrived at the living room on the first floor, the other guests had already gathered.

My gaze fell on the two people's clasped hands.

Lan Muxing couldn't help but frown.

Yan Cheng then crushed the water glass in his hand.

Yesterday's punishment was to make him sleep in the storeroom outside the small building for the night.

I barely slept a wink all night.

Now I have panda eyes and bloodshot eyes.

He's terribly depressed!

There was a crisp sound of "click".

Bai Luochuan exclaimed in surprise and immediately clapped.

"It's great to be young! They're already performing first thing in the morning!"

Yan Cheng: ?

Bai Luochuan pointed and asked, "Is this today's activity? Or is it your punishment? Isn't it usually crushing walnuts? Won't crushing a water cup prick your hand?"

Yan Cheng: ...

Bai Luochuan suddenly realized: "It's a prop!"

Yan Cheng remained silent.

Because bright red blood had already flowed from his palm.

The glass was stained red.

The tabletop was stained red.

It also stained his eyes red.

damn it.

He could hardly tell whether his feelings for Bai Luochuan were love or hate!

Yan Chengqi went mad.

The production crew rushed over to bandage him.

Bai Luochuan chuckled twice.

He apologized proactively: "I'm so sorry, I thought..."

"Shut up! I'm begging you!" Yan Cheng interrupted Bai Luochuan through gritted teeth.

Bai Luochuan immediately complied.

He casually walked over and sat down opposite Yan Cheng.

Qi Yu sat down next to him and rested his head on Bai Luochuan's shoulder.

Both of them were wearing the same vetiver perfume.

Yan Chengwen heard it.

My fingers tightened unconsciously.

The wounds that had just been treated started gushing blood again.

[Hahahaha, I'm dying of laughter! Yan Cheng's defenses crumbled the moment he opened his eyes this morning. What terrible things has he done?]

I always thought Yan Cheng was an idol, but now I realize he's actually a comedian!

[What about Bai Luochuan? Is he an abstract artist?]

Sometimes I can't even tell if he's faking it or if it's real.

My brother Bai is completely open and honest! He never acts! He's incredibly genuine!

[After Yan Cheng retires from the entertainment industry, he could start a group with Lan Muxing. You could be the clown and he could do stand-up comedy; the business would definitely explode!]

Yan Cheng's wound was not particularly deep.

So after that, it's time for breakfast.

Same as yesterday.

Today I'll still be answering questions from fans.

Unlike yesterday, today's questions weren't drawn in advance by the production team. Instead, the guests had to choose their answers from the comments on the screen during breakfast.

I'm willing to answer any number of questions.

But there must be at least one.

Everyone looked at the screen.

The screen was filled with a dense barrage of comments, some shipping couples, some asking questions, and others making jokes and using memes.

Before anyone else could speak, Yan Cheng, with his sharp eyes, suddenly spotted a question he was particularly eager to answer.

He coughed twice to clear his throat.

Yan Cheng said with a serious expression, "I can answer the question raised by that audience member. Did I know Bai Luochuan before? Yes, I know him, and we used to be very close."

As soon as he uttered those words, the expressions of everyone around him changed.

He Gui and Chu Zhu were just watching the drama unfold.

Lan Muxing felt wronged and resentful.

Qi Yu slowly widened the curve of his lips, but the light in his eyes grew colder and colder.

Unexpectedly, it was Bai Luochuan, who was singled out, who remained indifferent.

He raised his hand and pointed at the screen, just like Yan Cheng did.

He said, "I can answer that question. How close is my relationship with Yan Cheng? It's as close as the police and the people working together!"

Don't you guys read the news or check the trending topics?

"I've only been on the trending topics list twice in my life."

"Once, a police officer escorted me there, and another time, Yan Cheng escorted me there."

"In the entertainment industry, nothing is more important than trending topics. My hashtag had several little flames following it! Doesn't that count as a hot and intimate relationship?"