After five years of online dating, my wife thinks I'm a two-dimensional character?

It's been like this from the beginning.

Aside from meeting in person.

Bai Luochuan has never refused any request from Qi Yu.

Although when playing games, most of those requests are simple things like "give me a kiss" or "say you love me".

But now...

Finally, he was able to properly fulfill the request to meet in person...

There was almost no hesitation.

When Bai Luochuan heard those words, he instinctively walked to the door and opened it for Qi Yu.

Although I was prepared for the video call.

But when he saw his lover with a towel around his waist opening the door for him, Qi Yu was still stunned for a moment, and then the smile in his eyes became even brighter.

There were not many comments.

He reached out and pulled Bai Luochuan into his arms.

When it came in, its ears and a big, fluffy tail were already out.

Its tail curled backward.

The door was slammed shut with a "bang".

He even secretly tugged at the tail tip to fasten the latch under the doorknob before licking his lips and saying contentedly, "Brother, you just finished showering, dressed like this, and rushed over to greet me. Are you really not trying to seduce me like this?"

Bai Luochuan blinked in confusion.

Then I realized it belatedly.

The way I am now is really not right!

When playing games before, although he always regarded the other person as his lover, Bai Luochuan actually knew in his heart that his lover was just a bunch of data.

So I don't care that much when I log into the game.

Many times, I even open the game as soon as I open my eyes.

His hair was a mess.

Her eyes were also hazy, as if she were half-asleep.

It's also common for people to start playing games right after showering, or to shower while the game is running.

He didn't feel ashamed at all back then.

But now that the person is actually standing in front of me, the shame that comes with being human instantly wells up in my heart.

Bai Luochuan struggled for a moment.

She wanted to get out of Qi Yu's arms.

But the other party seemed to be doing it on purpose.

Not only did they not let go.

Instead, he smiled and reminded him, "Brother, don't struggle. If you struggle and the towel falls off, I'll be even more embarrassed."

Bai Luochuan:......

I know you still won't put me down!

That wicked fox! His wicked schemes are getting darker and darker!

However, the bad things don't end there.

Qi Yu did not put Bai Luochuan on the bed.

Instead, she carried him to the sofa and sat down.

A leather sofa.

Qi Yu was dressed neatly.

This made Bai Luochuan look even stranger.

I instinctively shrank back.

Bai Luochuan frowned and said, "Let me put on some clothes first..."

"No."

Qi Yu refused decisively.

Her voice was sweet and cloying.

Like she's acting coquettishly.

He lowered his head and walked past.

She gently rubbed the tip of her nose against Bai Luochuan's cheek.

Then he turned his head, took Bai Luochuan's lower lip into his mouth, and gently bit it.

Teeth brushed against lips.

It doesn't hurt that much.

But the tingling sensation still managed to bring about some indescribable changes in Bai Luochuan.

I can't bear to part with the delicate fragrance of vetiver.

But he was also embarrassed by his own appearance.

When Bai Luochuan accepted the kiss, all the muscles in his body tensed up. His breathing became scattered and disordered, and he almost embarrassingly got a stitch from the kiss.

Fortunately, Qi Yu knew when to stop.

Seeing that Bai Luochuan's face was turning red, he obediently stepped back a little, giving the other party a chance to catch his breath.

The big tail swept twice more.

It slid from behind to in front.

Pick up a corner of the towel.

Qi Yu smiled, his eyes crinkling: "Wow, you look so energetic, young man!"

Bai Luochuan blushed furiously.

This fox is getting smarter and smarter!

However, there are still many issues that need to be addressed and have not been resolved.

He didn't want to just brush it off like that and start something else.

All he could do was nudge Qi Yu's chest...

Ok?

It feels good in hand.

I couldn't resist pinching it a couple more times.

Bai Luochuan exclaimed with delight, "This feels just like I imagined! The game didn't lie to me at all! Your pectoral muscles are really amazing! How long have you been training?"

Qi Yu: ...

This time, his smile froze a bit.

Although I've always known that Bai Luochuan is a bit too thick-skinned in some ways.

But the atmosphere is now so ambiguous.

They even managed to bring up games.

It’s time to say it or not.

Bai Luochuan and that game are definitely true love.

The veins on his forehead throbbed twice, and he reached out and grabbed Bai Luochuan's hand, which was still tentatively reaching out.

With a soft sigh, Qi Yu said, "Brother, according to the normal rules, guests are not allowed to visit each other's rooms at night during the recording of the show."

Bai Luochuan blinked and nodded.

It seems there is such a rule.

However, he hadn't expected to visit anyone, so he just glanced at it without looking closely.

Qi Yu continued, "It wouldn't be good if others noticed if I stayed here too long. So, brother, don't try to incite me too much yet. Let's get all the questions I want answered first, and then we can talk about other things."

He spoke with such confidence and conviction.

Bai Luochuan regained his senses.

He stared intently into those beautiful golden eyes.

No.

Didn't you start trying to seduce me the moment you walked in?!

How did it suddenly turn upside down?

However, there are indeed more important matters to discuss.

So Bai Luochuan behaved himself for the time being.

Reaching out, Bai Luochuan pinched the large tail that Qi Yu had deliberately placed in front of him, and after thinking for a moment, said, "You... are you really the game character I've been talking about for five years?"

Although I had already convinced myself of it.

But when he heard Bai Luochuan describe him as a "game character," Qi Yu couldn't help but feel a vein throb on his forehead.

He nodded with a wry smile.

Qi Yu asked, "Brother, you can still log into that game, right? To be honest, I'm still a little unacceptable to this answer. So, brother, show me what that game is like."

Since we've already come this far...

Of course, we should show the game interface to the other party.

Bai Luochuan immediately took his phone.

The image above is still within the game interface.

However, the game screen no longer shows Qi Yu's appearance.

It was pitch black.

Qi Yu glanced down at it.

During their kiss, his phone somehow fell to the ground.

The screen is currently closed.

The camera was also completely covered.

It's perfectly normal that no footage was captured.

Picking up the phone and pointing it at himself, Bai Luochuan's game interface indeed changed to Qi Yu's video display.

It looks no different from ordinary video communication.

But Bai Luochuan reached out and tapped the screen.

They moved to the card-drawing interface on the side.

He explained to Qi Yu, "Look at this place, it occasionally updates the dating gacha pool for you. If you draw a date token from it, you can start a date with her."

As he spoke, his finger slid down again.

I clicked into the online store.

Bai Luochuan continued to explain, "Here..."

“I know that. My brother sent me these before, and each time he would send 99 portions of the same variety. To be honest, I still haven’t used up all the ones he sent me a few years ago.”

Bai Luochuan didn't even need to explain.

When Qi Yu saw the online store, he had already learned how to answer questions quickly.

Upon hearing his response, Bai Luochuan's expression stiffened for a moment.

When he bought these gifts, he was thinking of Qi Yu as just data.

So he was overjoyed, thinking he had to give his precious child all the best things. Everything had to be done to the maximum, so that Qi Yu wouldn't suffer even the slightest grievance.

They didn't consider the actual results at all.

Think about it now.

The gifts he's given out over the past five years have consistently exceeded 99 yuan...

That's almost enough for Qi Yu to open a shopping mall and sell it, right?

But seemingly oblivious to his thoughts, Qi Yu paused briefly before continuing his comment: "This hair-shining cream costs 50 yuan? That's so expensive!"

"Brother, do you know what? They're all sending over tiny samples. Even though the brand is good, the quantity is so small, one tube only costs a dozen or so yuan at most!"

"And this hair comb, is the price just randomly set?"

"Bro, they listed this price for you, and you still insist on buying me 99 of each kind every time. How much money did you spend? Do you even have enough left to eat?"

"I don't need these gifts. Taking good care of yourself is the greatest gift you can give me!"

Qi Yu kept talking incessantly.

His words were filled with heartache.

Don't say it's him.

Although he didn't need the gifts and items from the game store in real life, Bai Luochuan knew that he had been exploited by the game for five years.

The prices of gifts in the mall are indeed outrageously expensive.

But when he gave it to Qi Yu, he saw Qi Yu smiling happily at him, and he felt that the money was well spent.

After all, everyone needs some hobbies to keep going through the hardships of life.

Qi Yu was his only hobby.

He was willing to pay for this hobby.

Bai Luochuan pulled the phone back from the other person's hand, thought for a moment, and said, "I bought the gifts voluntarily, and I ate well too. When playing games, how can you avoid getting scammed?"

"But there have been so many scams like this, I feel so sorry for my brother!"

Qi Yu shook his head.

She lowered her head and rested it on Bai Luochuan's shoulder.

He rubbed it hard twice.

Qi Yu muttered, "I like it when you give me gifts, but please don't give me gifts here anymore. You can buy them and deliver them to me in person. I like those gifts much more than those delivered by courier."

Bai Luochuan nodded.

Qi Yu asked him again, "What about the date? You just said the date requires drawing a token, does that also cost money?"

Bai Luochuan hesitated, then said, "Well..."

He didn't need to put it very bluntly.

Qi Yu immediately understood.

Drawing a token of love for a date can cost a considerable amount of money.

It's estimated that it will be more expensive than those x99 gifts.

It's impossible to judge what's in the past.

The money you've spent on the game is gone forever.

Qi Yu sighed.

She hugged Bai Luochuan tightly, feeling somewhat helpless.

He and the others leaned back on the sofa behind him.

The big tail was still held in someone's arms, while his own hand gently patted Bai Luochuan's back.

She murmured, "Brother, you really like me. You like me so much, but we haven't seen each other for so many years. You must feel just as bad as I do, right?"

Bai Luochuan blinked.

This is alright?

After all, he never thought he would have the chance to meet.

If you don't have expectations, you won't be disappointed.

Therefore, his feelings about this are quite different from Qi Yu's.

But if I say these words, the big fox will definitely be sad and disappointed.

Therefore, Bai Luochuan selectively did not reply.

Fortunately, Qi Yu only touched on the topic briefly before continuing, "It's good that we've met now. If you want to go on a date with me in the future, don't go through that weird channel. You can just tell me directly, or I can invite you. I'm really looking forward to the feeling of actually going on a date with you."

"Of course, I know that playing games has become a habit for you, so I won't ask you to delete the games. You can still continue to play them in the future."

"Anyway, everyone in the game is there to see me."

"I quite like meeting my brother that way too."

Qi Yu spoke slowly.

Suddenly something seemed to come to mind.

He looked into Bai Luochuan's eyes once again.

He said with a hint of doubt, "After you mentioned games, I searched for a lot of similar dating games last night. But those games all have a lot of characters you can romance. So the game you're playing..."

Bai Luochuan coughed lightly.

He answered honestly, "Besides you, there are several other targets. I looked at them all when the server opened, but I was most interested in you after entering the game, so I haven't seen the others since."

Qi Yu: !! !! ? ? ?

Qi Yu's smile froze.

Then he patted Bai Luochuan on the shoulder seriously.

He said, "Brother, I've thought about it. Now that we've met, there's really no need for the game to exist. Listen to me, let's delete it now."

Bai Luochuan:......

really.

The big fox was still the same fox he knew.

He knew it.

Qi Yu would never let this go unpunished!

only……

"However, your situation is a bit special. I discovered this before I transmigrated. But the mission was quite urgent at that time, and I didn't have time to take a closer look."

He tugged at the big tail in his arms.

Bai Luochuan looked conflicted.

He said, "I logged into the game's official website, and there was no information about you at all. The other male protagonists were listed, as well as some plot details that I had never seen before. They were all related to them, but there was no content about you."

Qi Yu raised an eyebrow: "What you mean, brother..."

The words were not finished.

There was a soft knock on the door.

Qi Yu immediately stopped making a sound.

Then they heard Yan Cheng's voice coming from outside.

Trying to keep his voice down, he said, "Bai Luochuan, are you asleep? I want to have a good talk with you. Open the door."