After five years of online dating, my wife thinks I'm a two-dimensional character?

Bai Luochuan:! ! !

heart.

An overwhelming feeling of excitement!

Such a beautiful big fox is right in front of me.

Only a normal person could endure that!

He wiped his mouth, making sure no tears of emotion spilled. Only then did Bai Luochuan walk towards the large fox with bright eyes, then lift his leg and straddle the fox's fluffy back.

As he bent down, Bai Luochuan also put his arms around Qi Yu's neck.

As the fox ran, a gentle breeze blew past its ears.

The feeling of being carried by the wind made Bai Luochuan unconsciously squint his eyes and reveal a rather pleasant expression.

My cheek rubbed against the big fox's fluffy back.

After enjoying the pleasure for a while, Bai Luochuan asked, "Have you encountered any other troubles along the way?"

"Brother, you're worrying a bit too much," Qi Yu replied with a helpless smile. "I told you from the beginning that this is just a special date in a dating game. Just relax and enjoy the storyline. How could anything possibly harm us?"

He rarely acted so relaxed and unrestrained.

This left Bai Luochuan somewhat subconsciously confused.

Qi Yu seemed to have guessed his thoughts, and after a long pause, he added, "Of course, the biggest scapegoats in this game right now are the two of us. So from every angle, it won't let us get hurt. Brother, don't you think so?"

Bai Luochuan:......

If you look at it from that perspective, then suddenly I'm not worried anymore.

Qi Yu is right.

Besides them, who else would be willing to unconditionally indulge this lousy game?

Just as the big fox said, Bai Luochuan also learned to enjoy the journey along the way.

He had actually thought about it before when he played games on a screen.

The nine-tailed fox has soft, fluffy fur.

Lying on a fox's back must be a particularly enjoyable and relaxing experience.

As it turns out, his previous assumptions were correct.

The big fox led him all the way to the cave that had been mentioned at the beginning.

On the contrary, it was Bai Luochuan himself.

Sitting behind the fox, hesitant and reluctant.

I'm a little reluctant to go down.

Sensing his emotions, Qi Yu didn't urge him on. He simply strode into the cave.

Then, looking at the situation inside, both of them were stunned.

Based on the clues given to them by the elves, they all assumed that once they entered the cave, they would begin their battle against the dragon.

To their surprise, there wasn't a single creature in the cave, let alone a dragon.

Not only that.

The decor was also quite tacky.

The surrounding area is decorated with pink and heart patterns.

Just like the scenarios that game companies design for them every time.

They were afraid that the two of them would get too caught up in the role and forget that it was actually a perfect "love game".

Overwhelmed with surprise and confusion, Bai Luochuan voluntarily dismounted from the giant fox.

He looked around at his surroundings.

Beside him, the fox transformed back into human form and joined him in inspecting the cave.

It’s time to say it or not.

The game company is quite generous.

Inside the cave, not only was a large and seemingly very soft bed prepared for them, but also all sorts of food ingredients were readily available, providing them with a very comprehensive meal.

In addition, after carefully observing the situation, Qi Yu took out a book from a small table and shook it in Bai Luochuan's direction.

He reminded him, "Hey bro, there's a book here that looks like a mission they've assigned us. Want to come take a look?"

Bai Luochuan:?

Bai Luochuan had become quite calm about the little tricks the game played. He quickly walked to Qi Yu's side and opened the book with him. However, when they saw the contents, they were once again filled with confusion.

The contents of the book are written very clearly.

This is indeed the kind of advice they need most right now:

Love can nourish evil dragons and break curses.

This is a common prompt used in games.

But the problem is...

There are no evil dragons in this place at all. Even if there were, we can't let them do something indescribable in front of the evil dragons, can we?

Bai Luochuan looked completely bewildered.

Qi Yu couldn't think of a precise solution for the time being.

After a moment of silence, he suggested, "How about this? Anyway, there's food and drink available here, and all the necessary furniture is provided."

"We don't need to sleep outdoors, and we shouldn't worry too much about the temperature. So..."

"Staying here peacefully for a while, and then deciding what to do based on the situation, doesn't seem like a bad idea?"

Qi Yu tentatively offered his own perspective.

Bai Luochuan frowned but did not respond directly.

I stared at the words in the book and read them carefully for a while.

Bai Luochuan suddenly made a move.

He grabbed Qi Yu by the collar and pulled him close. Then, he planted a fierce kiss on Qi Yu's lips.

Qi Yu was caught off guard by his sudden initiative.

Then I understood what Bai Luochuan meant.

Qi Yu immediately laughed.

Qi Yu leaned closer to Bai Luochuan, pointed to his lips, and shook his head, saying, "Brother, it was just a simple kiss, without any deeper contact, how could it possibly have any effect? ​​I request to kiss you a little longer. If you don't want to take the initiative, I..."

"You wait."

Bai Luochuan raised his hand.

She rarely refused Qi Yu's attempts to be affectionate.

This usually proves that he has discovered something important.

Qi Yu, of course, kept quiet as usual.

The next second, he saw Bai Luochuan simply take off his shirt.

He lowered his head and walked past.

To their surprise, a heart shape had appeared on Bai Luochuan's chest at some point.

Now love is all gone.

Only at the very bottom, a small patch of pink ripples.

That seems to be the effect of a recent kiss.

A silence fell between the two.

a long time.

Bai Luochuan twitched the corner of his mouth, and asked hesitantly, "Am I... not the 'evil dragon' mentioned in the book?"