After five years of online dating, my wife thinks I'm a two-dimensional character?

Bai Luochuan readily agreed to Qi Yu's suggestion.

Just as he said.

Bai Luochuan was actually quite clear about this as well.

The main plot of this date is probably what the fairies call "saving the world".

He had previously rejected Rabbit's proposal, simply because he hadn't met Qi Yu yet.

He was worried that their tasks would conflict.

Now that we've met and confirmed that the missions are exactly the same, there's no reason to hesitate; we can go straight for a quick run.

I got up and stretched my limbs.

He then looked toward the destination that Qi Yu had pointed out.

Bai Luochuan muttered, "This special date... I don't feel any date atmosphere at all?"

After all, almost all of their previous dates were arranged by Qi Yu himself.

Now let this slut take the initiative in setting up her game...

Do they have absolutely no ability to plan?!

With this kind of set design and story setting, it's simply not worth the money he spent!

Bai Luochuan cursed inwardly.

Qi Yu, on the other hand, was in a good mood, with a smile on his lips, and didn't seem to find anything about the date that displeased him.

Instead, he reached out and secretly hooked his finger with Bai Luochuan's, pulling him forward as he chuckled and said, "We're both usually so busy with work that we don't have much time or opportunity to travel together. Isn't this a great opportunity? I think it's quite romantic to see the scenery of another world with you, brother."

After all, in his eyes, the concept of a "date" is simply that the two of them being together is enough to make him happy.

All those dates used to be done through a phone screen.

It's like a game.

It's like an online relationship where you can never actually touch the other person.

Qi Yu had had enough of that situation.

So, in his opinion, the game company's current arrangement is not something he can find fault with.

But Bai Luochuan is different.

He shook his head vigorously.

Bai Luochuan reminded him, "Xiao Yu, don't be so easily satisfied as a person, and don't spoil the game company like that as a player. Do you know what the consequences are of excessively pampering the official team?"

Qi Yu blinked.

His eyes were filled with confusion and bewilderment.

to be frank.

He himself hadn't really played many games, so of course he didn't understand the conceptual arguments of a veteran player like Bai Luochuan.

It's completely understandable what kind of state he was in.

So Bai Luochuan only paused briefly before continuing to explain, "If you keep pampering the official team, they'll think that even if they serve up a pile of crap, it will satisfy you. Then their standards will keep dropping, they'll scam more and more money, and the things they release will become less and less heartfelt. For players, this is a vicious cycle!"

Qi Yu: ...

Let's consider this from the capitalist's perspective.

Bai Luochuan is absolutely right.

But unable to resist widening her smile a little, Qi Yu asked him, "Then now, I should..."

“We should curse him together,” Bai Luochuan said, pursing his lips. “Anyway, there are only the two of us in this stupid game. If we both insult him, he’ll understand just how perfunctory he’s been.”

Bai Luochuan kept his word.

In the next few minutes, he gave Qi Yu a good demonstration of just how low the limits of human morality could be.

Listening to Bai Luochuan's remarks, Qi Yu couldn't help but laugh out loud.

Finally, I simply tightened my fingers.

Keep the two of them holding hands.

Then, leading Bai Luochuan forward, he comforted him, saying, "Alright, brother, this is a cursed and unfamiliar world. We need to concentrate to prevent being affected by the curse."

Bai Luochuan nodded in agreement.

Looking back, I realized something was wrong.

He frowned and asked, "Where are the two little animals that were following us? We can't see either of them."

"Perhaps sensing the danger ahead, they felt it was not appropriate for them to approach, so they entrusted this glorious and arduous task entirely to us."

Qi Yu answered with a smile.

It must be said that the NPCs in this game are quite befitting of a game company.

PUA, cowardly, afraid of trouble, and always trying to avoid problems.

In every aspect.

Isn't this just the original version of the game?

Bai Luochuan listened to Qi Yu's story and was speechless, almost wanting to laugh.

However, for them, this is not necessarily a bad thing.

After all, time for two is very important.

It's much more comfortable than having two extra people bothering you.

With this idea.

As the two approached the mountain, they discovered that what appeared to be an empty field from afar had somehow become a dense forest.

There are many trees.

But they were all bald and burnt.

There were no green leaves to adorn the tree, and the bare trunks stuck in the ground were covered with tiny, sharp thorns, which made people feel irritable just looking at them.

Qi Yu surveyed the woods.

Then I looked at the cave in the distance.

He shook his head and regretfully concluded for Bai Luochuan: "This seems to be... the only route we can take."

Bai Luochuan realized the same thing.

So he waved his hand.

To prevent the thorns from hurting Qi Yu, he almost naturally took the lead and walked towards the grove of trees.

Contrary to his expectations, it was as if the trees were waiting for them. When he reached the branches, the trees seemed to act like automatic doors, tilting to either side to make way for them.

Bai Luochuan:?

It seems the game company still values ​​him as a major investor.

Slightly relieved, he pulled the fox along and continued forward.

When the two reached the middle of the woods, they discovered that the tree trunks did not continue to separate; instead, a large clearing was revealed in the middle where they had spread out.

And on the open space, there were...

A huge bed?