After five years of online dating, my wife thinks I'm a two-dimensional character?

Bai Luochuan was stunned.

Although the production team had explained to them beforehand that this time they would be playing the role of someone who is in conflict with the other party's parents.

But Bai Luochuan never expected this.

The first question the other person asked him was surprisingly this.

There was a moment of silence.

But Bai Luochuan quickly regained his composure.

Faced with the question, he nodded quite calmly before speaking simply: "Since you've watched the live stream, I won't say much more. I used to enjoy playing with electronic men, but things are different now, and I need to explain that."

The person opposite gave a soft "Oh?".

The rising tone at the end of the note confirmed her doubts.

Since Bai Luochuan completely mistook the other party for a staff member, he naturally didn't have many concerns when responding.

He just kept nodding and said, "I used to think that electronic men were better in every way, far superior to carbon-based life forms. But now I realize that my previous thoughts were entirely due to my lack of knowledge, which was my own problem."

He had already said all that, so the other party naturally understood what he meant.

Maintain that ambiguous tone of voice.

The man asked him, "I understand. So, you mean you're not playing video games anymore, and you're playing live games now, right?"

Bai Luochuan smiled and replied, "Yes, but whether it's a real person or an electronic one, I'm a very loyal person. I've only ever had one partner, both in the past and now. You can rest assured about that, Auntie."

He said it casually.

But the person on the other end was surprised once again by his words.

In order to conceal their true identities, they not only wore hoods, but also made adjustments and disguises to their clothing. With the help of voice changers, it should have been impossible for anyone to determine the true situation of these questioners.

But Bai Luochuan directly called her "Auntie".

The man was surprised and couldn't help but ask curiously, "How did you know I was a woman?"

Bai Luochuan blinked.

It seemed somewhat incomprehensible that the other party had asked him this question.

She glanced at the person again, feeling embarrassed.

He scratched his head and said, "You didn't really try to hide it, it would be strange if I couldn't tell, right?"

The person on the other end paused for a moment, then did not give a direct answer.

The comments section erupted in a frenzy of discussion once again:

Here we go again! Bai Ge's sixth sense is incredible! Every time I see him perform, I feel like it's scripted. To say it's not scripted is simply illogical from every angle!?

I agree! I can't tell if the person opposite me is male or female at all! How does he even know?

[The newbie doesn't understand, what are you talking about?]

[I recommend rewatching the first episode, or searching online for "Bai Luochuan Spot the Difference." Brother Bai will guide you to the highest level of observation skills.]

[I'm certain now! This is definitely some kind of bloodline suppression! Another piece of evidence proves that Brother Bai isn't from this planet. I have every reason to believe that Brother Bai is a survivor from another star system!]

The discussion continued in the live chat.

The person sitting opposite Bai Luochuan composed herself slightly. Then she began her next question, saying, "Let's talk about you again? From what I heard on the show, you don't seem to have many plans for your future? I've seen you often say you want to be a security guard, well…"

The woman hesitated, as if she wanted to say something but then stopped.

Bai Luochuan asked her in confusion, "What's wrong? Is being a security guard a shady profession? My boyfriend doesn't think there's anything wrong with it, so why do people always think there's something wrong with it?"

woman:……

Your boyfriend seems to think there's a big problem too.

You're just too insensitive to feel it, right?

The woman pondered for a moment, then reminded him, "What I meant was, there are many other careers to consider. Why always fixate on this one?"

"Hmm..." Bai Luochuan lowered his head, stroked his chin and thought for a while before slowly giving his answer: "It's probably because this profession makes me feel that I can act as the outermost shield and better protect Hu Hu. After all, if any bad people want to get close to him, they have to step into the company's gate first. It's better for me to guard him than to leave it to someone else."

A completely unexpected answer.

Even Qi Yu, who was watching the video obediently with the other viewers in another room just a wall away, was deeply moved by Bai Luochuan's words.

Don't say it.

Don't say it.

He suddenly felt that being a security guard was a pretty good fit for him.

As long as his brother likes it.

This kind of job, which shows him love in every way, is definitely quite tempting, isn't it?

[Brother Chuan, you're absolutely right! If you put it that way, I might just run into you downstairs at Qi Yu's company.]

Although I didn't watch Qi Yu's live stream, I can confirm that Fox Fox really had a blast.

[Resume submitted! See you at the company entrance, Bai Ge!]

[Can anyone tell me why Bai Luochuan's situation seems so normal? This is simply illogical!?]

The comments section is still buzzing.

The two people present were completely unaware of this.

The woman was also taken aback by this answer.

After thinking for a moment, she continued, "Actually, what I wanted to say is that you know about Qi Yu's family situation. Since you've already decided to be with him, why not relax and enjoy the life of a wealthy person who makes money without lifting a finger?"

That's definitely possible.

During this time, even if Bai Luochuan was not very perceptive, he had already come to understand just how wealthy Qi Yu was.

And the answer to this question...

Bai Luochuan chuckled softly, then sighed. He said, "Because Qi Yu doesn't like being alone. Even if he doesn't show it, he feels lonely. So instead of staying at home, it's better to be close to him and keep him company. Let him know that he's not alone. It will make him feel much better."

In the eyes of the world, Qi Yu was a decisive and ruthless war god who only knew blood and no tears.

No one ever thought he would be lonely.

Just like back on the battlefield, everyone just kept hailing him as a hero and cheering for him. No one really thought about the fact that he was just a teenager.

Bai Luochuan was the first person to put forward this view.

The woman sitting opposite him was subconsciously moved.

After a long silence.

The woman removed the doll headgear she was wearing.

His light brown hair and golden eyes, similar to Qi Yu's, were revealed.

She said, "Bai Luochuan, I'm so glad you can be a member of our family. As a member of Qi Yu's family, I am grateful for your existence and for loving Qi Yu on our behalf."

"really……"

"There's a reason why that child is so infatuated."