After five years of online dating, my wife thinks I'm a two-dimensional character?

[Damn! I've been trying so hard to eat sweets lately, I completely forgot just how sharp-tongued Bai Ge really is!]

[Brother Bai, please don't lick your lips if you have nothing better to do! I'm afraid you'll get poisoned too!]

[I've seen those kinds of comments from Bai Ge online recently! It seems like a group of trolls did it! They're all saying Qi Yu's love isn't deep, and he's just faking it on the show. Otherwise, given his status, he would have forced himself on Bai Luochuan long ago!]

[I suggest that people who say such things shouldn't rush to criticize; they should first consider their own elementary school graduation certificate. It would be awkward if they failed the entrance exam for junior high and ended up as junior high students themselves.]

So, in their situation, Bai Luochuan thought he was playing a dating game, while Qi Yu actually went on a dating website and was matched with a potential partner, is that right???

[It sounds pretty outrageous, but that's probably how it is.]

[My god, my incredible insensitivity! If this happened to someone else, I might think it was acting. But why does it seem so plausible and reasonable to happen to Brother Bai? ???]

Don't even mention family, I feel the same way.

...

The truth of the matter is actually like this.

This is something no one dared to even imagine.

Of course, Bai Luochuan perfectly concealed the differences between their worlds.

Modern netizens are great.

Some things don't need to be said in such detail; they'll fill in the blanks themselves.

Such as now.

Everyone discussed it and felt it was perfectly reasonable.

It seems like their King Malou should have been like this from the beginning. If they directly realized that Qi Yu was a real person and not a game character, then it wouldn't fit Bai Luochuan's character setting at all!

It's not just people online who think this way.

Even the hosts shared the same idea.

Look into Bai Luochuan's eyes.

He nodded in understanding.

Then she laughed and expressed her opinion, saying, "Actually, I also think that while abnormal relationships in movies, TV shows, novels, and comics may excite me, I would prefer a more respectful and harmonious relationship in real life."

The host said this.

The guests below nodded in agreement.

The chat in the live stream:

[No, host, don't you want to hear what you have to say?]

[Can a twisted relationship really get you hooked? What makes you that?!]

[So listen to me, everyone! The pairing of Xu Zhengyin and the host is incredibly engaging! A domineering Alpha with a masochistic MBE! Just thinking about it is already so appealing!?]

【Oh no, Director Liu, could you consider giving us hosts a raise? I'm thinking of joining in too.】

[Bing on everything has made my nutrition more and more balanced!]

The comments in the live stream have completely veered off-topic.

Having received a signal from the production team, the host, despite not seeing the comments on the screen, recognized the problem based on his years of professional experience.

So he coughed lightly.

He then steered the conversation back to what happened before.

Looking at Bai Luochuan's face, the host once again asked the question that puzzled the public: "It's clearly a real person's face, so why would people mistake it for a game?"

"Because games these days are really well done! There are more than just one or two games where, on the surface, you can't tell whether it's a real person or a 3D model, right?"

Bai Luochuan answered quickly.

After all, in the world he came from, the gaming industry had already developed to this extent.

Moreover, the world and technology we have today are advanced enough to be on par with interstellar travel.

The possibility of creating incredibly realistic character models in games is no longer impossible.

Sure enough, upon hearing his explanation, the host immediately nodded in agreement.

After a slight pause, Bai Luochuan slowly added, "Besides, on the other hand, someone as perfect as my fox would naturally seem like he only exists in games! How could a normal carbon-based life form be so perfect? ​​Isn't that the logic?"

As he spoke, he turned and glanced at Qi Yu beside him.

His golden fox eyes were already squinting into slits from laughing.

Qi Yu made up his mind once again.

His brother's feelings towards him...

I'm really quite satisfied!

Holy crap, it feels like I was just forced to the ground and force-fed a mouthful of dog food, but it tastes so good!

[Me too... I wanted to yell at him, but I realized I ended up yelling at myself... because he was right... How come I can't date such a perfect Alpha like Qi Yu?!]

"Family, let's play games." Bai Luochuan was right; apart from Qi Yu, all the other perfect Alphas were in the game.

[Damn it! I'm going crazy with jealousy! I'll turn into a monster! I'll climb trees like crazy! I'll scream like a madman! Oops... sorry, I got blasted away by King Monster! I'll be back in my next life!!!]

All the questions that netizens had were now answered.

The production team was also very satisfied.

No matter how strange the answer may sound, since everyone agrees that it's the correct answer, it must be.

The host received another prompt from the production team.

He looked at everyone again.

This also brings the issue back to the very first one.

He smiled and said, "So Mr. Qi Yu has already expressed his thoughts. What do the other guests think? In love and marriage, what do you consider to be the most difficult aspects?"

The conversation between Bai Luochuan and Qi Yu just now took up a lot of time.

The other guests also had the time to seriously consider this issue.

Chu Zhu raised his hand and was the first to answer the question, saying, "I think the compatibility of values ​​is more important. Sometimes you meet someone you like, but there can be big differences in values, views on money, and so on. Although I've never been in a relationship, I always feel that this kind of compatibility can be quite troublesome."

When he said that, everyone nodded in agreement.

Xu Zhengyin added, "And what about personality and lifestyle habits? For example, I like to stay up late, often until three or five in the morning. I feel that if I were to find a partner with a normal sleep schedule, it would be difficult for both of us to adapt."

"And there's the issue of compatibility in terms of interests?" Yang Qingfeng stroked his chin. "I think I'm very likely to become the kind of person who goes on blind dates and gets married when I reach a certain age. It's not easy to find someone with exactly the same interests. So that's a problem..."

Lan Muxing nodded vigorously and continued, "What I fear most... is probably meeting the parents, right? Isn't marriage supposed to be a matter between two families, not just two people? There are many similar discussions online, saying that it's impossible to get along well with the other person's parents. So..."

He didn't finish his words.

He just gave an awkward laugh.

Unexpectedly, the host slapped his thigh and said excitedly, "Mr. Lan Muxing is absolutely right! This is indeed a very important and troublesome aspect of dating and marriage! So, to help everyone get a feel for it in advance and prepare, the program team has arranged a similar activity for everyone this afternoon!"

"When faced with difficulties from the other party's parents, are you able to resolve the issue calmly and peacefully?"

"The person with the lowest heart rate fluctuation index will receive the gold medal reward for this round of the game! Everyone can start preparing now! We've also arranged a special guest for this event! Please look forward to it!"