After five years of online dating, my wife thinks I'm a two-dimensional character?

[Who's gone mad?! It's me!!! Qi Yu is actually playing a down-on-his-luck prince?! It's illogical yet somehow makes sense! Who's having a blast?!]

[Holy crap! Holy crap! Holy crap! This battle-damaged beauty is so awesome! The battle-damaged makeup on her face is so realistic! I'm really both heartbroken and obsessed! I can't take it anymore!]

[Like I said, who knows just how good Bai Luochuan's food really is...]

No one, not even ghosts, knows; only he himself knows.

[Waaaaah!!! Even if I had to compromise, couldn't I at least be allowed to transmigrate into Bai Luochuan's body for a day?! Just one day! Or even just one minute!!!]

The viewers in the live stream were so excited they couldn't stop.

But Bai Luochuan is the same.

Even though I know it's all an act.

But when Bai Luochuan saw Qi Yu's breathtakingly beautiful appearance in the flickering candlelight, he felt that his nosebleed was about to break through the limit again.

I really want to rush over and give his fox a good lick!!!

The show goes on.

Even though he knew his acting skills weren't very good, Bai Luochuan, being a typical career-minded person, still tried to tell himself that he had to finish this scene first, and then go on to do the crazy thing he wanted when he was with the other two.

Take a deep breath.

Holding the leather whip in his hand, Bai Luochuan slowly walked towards Qi Yu's direction.

The military boots clattered on the ground.

Even if they don't speak.

As these sounds drew closer, the sense of oppression intensified.

Bai Luochuan was wearing a pure white military uniform. His black military boots were tucked into the sides, making his figure appear even more perfect and streamlined.

The leather whip in his hand tapped gently against his palm.

The soft sound made the atmosphere even more tense.

Bai Luochuan looked at the person in front of him with a half-smile.

Then he realized that he wasn't the first one to break out of character.

Because Qi Yu, who just moments before exuded an air of unyielding integrity, now looked at him with eyes that shimmered only with the intense scent of love.

This is thanks to the fact that the tail wasn't released.

Otherwise, it would definitely be even more jarring!

The big fox is now trying hard to control his expression.

Don't let the smile be shown in such a concrete way.

But precisely because of this, his expression became even more rigid.

seriously.

Bai Luochuan looks so tempting.

He's incredibly obsessed.

It was practically wagging its tail like crazy!

[I'm dying of laughter! I admit it's my fault! We shouldn't have let real couples act out this kind of scene! Everyone, look at Qi Yu's expression! He was really struggling to hold it in!]

Is this Qi Yu's fault?! Can you blame Fox?! It's all because Bai Luochuan is too tempting! Let alone Qi Yu! I'm almost losing control myself!

[Calm down, upstairs. You can still control yourself. Losing control can be fatal, so please be careful!]

[Thanks for the reminder, I seem much calmer now.]

【No!!! I'm not calm!!! I've thought it through! I can't just transmigrate into Bai Luochuan's body! The whole family needs to be together! Qi Yu, you make the arrangements! I also want to transmigrate into your body for a minute!!!】

The fans in the live stream started yelling like crazy.

The two people present exchanged a glance.

It was a bit awkward and a little jarring.

But Bai Luochuan firmly believed that they had to persevere in this performance.

After all, this was his first time acting.

Short as it is.

It seems quite interesting.

So he tried to control his expression and stretched the leather whip in his hand forward.

He pressed down on Qi Yu's chin, then exerted a little force, lifting it up slightly, forcing the big fox to tilt its head back even more than before. Only then did Bai Luochuan smile with satisfaction.

He narrowed his eyes and asked in a low voice, "Your Highness, when will you tell me the answers to those questions I asked you before?"

As he said this, Bai Luochuan raised one leg, placing his military boot on Qi Yu's muscular thigh.

He leaned slightly forward.

It also brought me closer to the other person.

It was just lines written in the script, lines they had just rehearsed several times in the preparation area.

But perhaps it's because I got too immersed in the role this time.

Bai Luochuan could clearly feel that Qi Yu's breathing had become rapid.

Bai Luochuan:......

No.

Fox, how could you have such a perverted hobby?!

She widened her eyes slightly, then thought about the current situation.

Bai Luochuan said that he had misunderstood Qi Yu.

After all, if he and the other person switched places and the current scene were to repeat itself, he would probably go just as crazy and lose his mind.

So, they both had some degree of abnormality in this area.

Let's not accuse each other.

Seeing that the light in Qi Yu's golden eyes was growing increasingly dark, Bai Luochuan was afraid that the other party would do something inappropriate in front of the camera. He quickly coughed loudly, as if to remind Qi Yu to calm down a bit.

Upon receiving this message, Qi Yu quickly adjusted his state of mind.

He squinted his eyes.

Qi Yu laughed and said, "I can give you all the answers the Commander wants. But we'll have to see how much the Commander is willing to pay for them."

His voice was deep.

There was also a hint of knowing smile in it.

When she curled the corners of her mouth, her beautiful canine teeth were revealed.

Qi Yu stuck out the tip of his tongue and gently licked the spot where his canine tooth was.

His eyes and brows were filled with intense emotions.

Some things don't need to be said so bluntly.

He has already made it very clear.

They locked eyes for another second.

Bai Luochuan laughed.

He gently tapped Qi Yu's cheek with the whip in his hand, then reached out with his other hand, grabbed the collar around Qi Yu's neck, and pulled him forward sharply.

His movement looked rather hurried.

The force was actually well controlled.

To outsiders, he might appear fierce, but for Qi Yu himself, experiencing this feeling is not only painless, but also strangely ambiguous.

It was as if Bai Luochuan was excitedly extending an invitation to him, an invitation that belonged only to the two of them.

The atmosphere has been perfectly set.

According to the script, all that's needed now is to perform a suggestive, almost-kissing gesture.

Like the other groups.

There's no need for actual touching, or just a kiss on the cheek. The degree of contact is entirely up to the guests themselves; the production team won't force them to actually kiss.

Knowing the details of the script, Qi Yu was both looking forward to it and a little disappointed.

But she still quietly watched Bai Luochuan.

Waiting for the other party's next move.

Eyes facing each other.

After only a few seconds of pause, Bai Luochuan lowered his head.

It wasn't a half-hearted, suggestive kiss, nor was it a kiss where his lips landed on Qi Yu's cheek. Instead, he directly kissed Qi Yu's lips, exchanging a passionate kiss.

The chat in the live stream went completely wild.

Director Liu also went crazy:

"Cut it out, cut it out now!!!"

"I told you we couldn't kiss so roughly like that! This part can't be aired!!!"