After five years of online dating, my wife thinks I'm a two-dimensional character?

That's right...

It's not particularly interesting.

But Director Liu's heart was broken.

Think about your own paycheck today.

Bai Luochuan paused for only a second before trying his best to play the straight man, saying, "Ah, this is really too interesting! I can't wait to jump into the water right now. Shall we jump into the sea and start our date?"

Director Liu: ...

If you don't know how to praise someone, then don't.

Shut your mouth!

Qi Yu couldn't help himself again, and he successfully burst out laughing.

The hand around Bai Luochuan's waist tightened a little, and he whispered in Bai Luochuan's ear, "Brother, foxes can't swim. If I go into the water and you don't save me, I'll drown."

Bai Luochuan:! ! !

Immediately, Bai Luochuan said, "Then we're not going. We're not jumping into the sea! Whoever wants to jump can jump! Our Fox's safety comes first!"

The smile on the host's face had completely frozen.

Another deep breath ended.

The host slowly said, "...No, we never said we were going to jump right away, did we?"

[I can't take it anymore, I'm laughing so hard I'm throwing up! Bai Luochuan's way of thinking is always beyond human comprehension! You have no idea where his next sentence will come from!]

【How can this not be loving Fox? We won't participate in anything that would put Fox in danger!】

[I'm dying of laughter, but then again, I think it's understandable?]

[Me too! Bai Luochuan: If it's not a direct jump, what's so thrilling about it?]

I'm getting more and more curious now. What exactly does Bai Luochuan do? I absolutely refuse to believe he's just an ordinary minor celebrity!

The comments section was filled with laughter.

But it has to be said.

The fans have indeed grasped the essence of Bai Luochuan's thinking.

He didn't speak.

But the way she looked at the host clearly said: Besides that, what else is related to being thrilling?

The host bowed his head and apologized: "Sorry, I used the wrong words just now. It's just a simple date. Would you like to participate?"

Bai Luochuan did not answer.

He turned around and gave his gaze to Qi Yu behind him.

He was asking a question in silence.

Qi Yu couldn't stop laughing.

He found that every reaction from Bai Luochuan made him feel sweet inside, as if honey was melting in his heart.

Nodding slightly, Qi Yu thought for a moment and said, "Brother, it's not that I can't swim, it's just that foxes can't, but I can swim in human form."

Bai Luochuan:?

Brother, we're connected heart to heart.

You want to use your brain with me?

Bad fox!

What wicked scheme are they plotting now?

Bai Luochuan stared intently at Qi Yu.

Qi Yu didn't beat around the bush with him.

His smile deepened as he said, "The main problem is that breathing underwater is too difficult, but if you're willing to give me a breath every now and then, I can stay underwater for a long time."

Bai Luochuan blinked.

He leaned over and kissed Qi Yu on the cheek.

Qi Yu: !!

The host stood by, on the verge of tears.

No.

Although you guessed our plan correctly!

But you need to wear an oxygen mask when diving! Be careful! There won't be a chance for you two to kiss!

The conversation was quickly heading in a confusing direction.

Director Liu quickly signaled at the crucial moment that the host should immediately take them to the beach to begin preparations for the next activity.

As for the other participating guests?

They suffered a complete and utter defeat in today's event.

Although it appears that the "heroes" group has resolved both magic circles.

But in reality, that was simply because Bai Luochuan didn't prioritize dealing with them.

Everyone knows it.

So when it came to ranking them among themselves, the winning group felt a little embarrassed.

Before the production team even spoke, everyone proactively suggested that their entire activity could be considered a failure, and that they would accept any punishment if necessary.

But Director Liu was too soft-hearted.

In addition, it's impossible to make the guests suffer too much.

So, based on the principle of participation with rewards, Director Liu prepared some steamed buns and meat and vegetable ingredients for them, saying that they could be used as dinner ingredients.

*

Twenty minutes later.

As requested by the staff, Bai Luochuan and Qi Yu had already changed into their diving suits.

While the staff were giving them a professional explanation, they asked the two of them to try it out step by step. Before the explanation was even finished, Bai Luochuan and Qi Yu had already quickly prepared all the equipment.

staff member:?

I haven't even finished explaining the first step yet.

Aren't you guys moving a little too fast?

Although I knew about this event, I felt that showing off my limited skills in front of Qi Yu might be somewhat presumptuous.

But shouldn't Bai Luochuan be like this?

Based on the information they have at least, no one has ever said that he has any knowledge or preferences in this area.

The staff were a bit confused.

Qi Yu was equally curious.

Looking at Bai Luochuan's remarkably standard movements, he smiled and asked, "Brother, you also like diving? It feels like you've done it many times before, how come you're so skilled?"

"Oh, back when we were killing...fish, there were some tasks that required diving."

Bai Luochuan could come up with anything without hesitation.

I realized halfway through the conversation that some words were not appropriate to be uttered in public with cameras right in my face.

Therefore, they changed their tune in an emergency.

Then he winked at Qi Yu.

He believed the other person would fully understand his meaning.

really.

Qi Yu understood immediately.

He squeezed Bai Luochuan's fingers and replied, "Actually, I learned it for the same reason."

Although such things don't happen often, it doesn't mean they never happen.

Occasionally, you'll encounter this kind of troublesome problem.

They need to lie in wait underwater, concealing their actions and observing closely while waiting for the best opportunity to strike.

Since both of them are standing here safely, it proves that they are definitely experts in this area.

Look at each other.

Qi Yu smiled.

Bai Luochuan lowered his head somewhat embarrassed.

Changing the subject, he said, "Instructor, please continue. Where were we?"

staff member:……

That's the beginning.

But I feel like there's no need to say it.

You two are clearly not planning to listen properly!

I don't know if it's just my imagination, but I feel like Bai Luochuan is so different from what was described in the previous files. Is he really still the same person?

[I think so too! It's like she's a completely different person? Could there be some huge conspiracy at play?]

What kind of conspiracy could there be? Could Qi Yu possibly mistake someone for someone else?

Don't say it, really don't say it. I'm increasingly convinced that it's not impossible for Bai Luochuan to go to the battlefield to rescue Qi Yu...

So what kind of riddle are they playing? Can someone translate it for me? What kind of fish can only be caught by diving? And it's not just Bai Luochuan, why does Qi Yu also say he did the same thing?!

Good news: My favorite ship gave us some sweet moments. Bad news: They were riddle-like sweet moments.