After five years of online dating, my wife thinks I'm a two-dimensional character?

Knowing about the relationship between Bai Luochuan and Qi Yu, the other guests didn't bother them much.

While Bai Luochuan was packing his luggage, Chu Zhu had already quickly moved to Lan Muxing's side.

During the last haunted house event, Lan Muxing pulled Chu Zhu out of the haunted house.

This gesture greatly comforted Chu Zhu.

This also made the relationship between the two people much closer than before.

However, these two Omegas, who were well protected by both their families and companies, had little experience not only in wilderness survival but also in venturing out alone.

Now they're all together.

Aside from feeling lost and seeking comfort in each other's company, it seems there's not much else that can be helped.

While the two were struggling with their decision, the two new Alphas who had joined the show walked up to them.

Xu Zhengyin extended his hand to them in a friendly manner.

The suggestion was made by saying, "Dating reality shows are inherently collaborative, and the production team has mentioned that some of us have experience in this area. So why don't we all work together and have someone with experience guide us? Wouldn't that be more convenient?"

He himself was certainly not that "experienced one".

However, judging from the way Yang Qingfeng was standing beside him, even without saying a word, it was clear that Yang Qingfeng agreed with his suggestion and the two had already teamed up.

What's endearing is that although Yang Qingfeng is considered the "experienced" among them, he doesn't act superior because of that.

Instead, he smiled modestly.

Then he explained, "Although I have some experience in outdoor camping, there are people among us who are more suitable to lead the group than I am, and their experience in this area is definitely more solid than mine."

As he spoke, he turned around, wanting to look for Qi Yu's figure.

But Bai Luochuan and Qi Yu, who were just nearby a moment ago, have now disappeared.

Somewhat bewildered, he turned his gaze back to himself.

Chu Zhu asked him, "Are you looking for Qi Yu?"

Yang Qingfeng nodded subconsciously.

Chu Zhu's face darkened: "Stop looking."

Yang Qingfeng was puzzled.

Chu Zhu answered seriously: "When Bai Luochuan was around, Qi Yu was just a fox with no skills. He was useless on his own and couldn't do anything right."

Yang Qingfeng: ...

No.

Is this really the same God of War I saw on TV?

[This is hilarious! I can feel Yang Qingfeng's confusion even through the screen! Bro, don't be nervous, don't be confused. I felt the same way you did the first couple of days after the show aired!]

[It wasn't just you guys who felt the same way; the whole internet was in a state of confusion back then!]

Habits are indeed a terrible thing; I've gotten used to them now.

[Go check out Bai Luochuan's live stream over there. Qi Yu, the good boy, is sitting on the shore cheering him on, watching him spear fish. I'm already pretty calm about it.]

[What do you mean by some new and interesting writing style?]

[Great! The person upstairs is a newbie! We're saved!]

Regardless of what kind of commotion is going on in the comments section.

The riverbank in the distance.

Qi Yu remained calm and composed, his phone camera pointed at Bai Luochuan in the river.

The screen recording mode was never turned off!

He's so handsome...

Both beautiful and powerful.

The harpoon in his hand was almost always accurate!

In just a few minutes, several large fish had already been pulled out of the river!

If circumstances allowed, Qi Yu would love to let his big tail out and wag it properly.

He is a die-hard fan of Bai Luochuan.

Moreover, given the current situation, being mentally disabled for life is not a problem at all.

Qi Yu's eyes were still sparkling with hearts, and he couldn't stop watching.

Bai Luochuan, who had just stuck the sixth fish into the water, finally stopped.

He returned to shore carrying the harpoon.

Bai Luochuan shook his head and said, "These fish are probably farmed fish that the production team put in beforehand. They don't know how to hide at all; they're all incredibly stupid."

Qi Yu nodded.

Actually, it is understandable.

After all, even if someone in the production team has experience in outdoor camping, it's impossible for them to actually let the guests fish in the river all day and end up with nothing.

So of course, we need to find some farmed fish that are unaware of the wickedness of humans to experience despair.

That would definitely enhance the experience and satisfaction for both the guests and the viewers in the live stream.

Situations like Bai Luochuan's that might find it boring...

The production team probably didn't expect this at all.

However, in response to Bai Luochuan's remarks, Qi Yu thought for a moment and replied, "The fish that you can catch or spear are not necessarily all because you are stupid."

Bai Luochuan raised an eyebrow: "What else could it be?"

“It’s a case of willing takers,” Qi Yu said with a smile, pointing to himself. “Aren’t I one?”

Bai Luochuan was taken aback.

The fox really figured out the pun.

Unable to resist smiling at the other person, Bai Luochuan leaned over and kissed Qi Yu's lips.

Then, narrowing his eyes, he casually asked, "When did I try to hook you? Weren't you the one seducing me from the very beginning?"

At least based on the game's mechanics.

Qi Yu fell in love with him at first sight.

That's why they kept showing him the peacock's tail feathers in the early stages of his game, right?

Bai Luochuan believed that the two people should have the same understanding.

But to his surprise, Qi Yu firmly denied his statement this time.

Shake your head vigorously.

He said, "It was my brother who seduced me first. I remember I had only been on the battlefield for a short time then. Once, when I was in a major crisis and almost died, wasn't it my brother who saved me?"

Qi Yu's words were perfectly reasonable.

Bai Luochuan remained deeply silent.

Damn it.

Whether it's the storyline in the game or the dates he's currently experiencing.

I've never encountered anything like this before.

What's the situation?

After five years of dating, it turns out I was just a substitute?

Bai Luochuan felt as if his reason had been violently severed.

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(P.S.: This is not a stand-in trope, and there is no angst throughout the entire story.)