The number one spendthrift woman in the capital actually brings glory to her entire family?
Chapter 276 The All-Powerful Guide to Picking Up Girls
"However, with him attacking like this, we can forget about peace at Hangu Pass, sir. It seems we are about to face another long period of war."
The crowd felt a mix of joy and worry, but their eyes held an overwhelming sense of anticipation.
"We should have sent troops a long time ago. It's really frustrating to keep holding back all this time. This stalemate can't go on. We're going to have to fight sooner or later anyway, so we might as well start the war sooner. That way, everyone can vent some of their pent-up anger. A few days ago, the general of my left battalion even asked me if we should just keep going like this. The soldiers aren't even motivated to train. If we're capable, we should still fight a war. A major war wouldn't be a bad thing!"
"A robust and imposing general standing beside Ji Wuge said."
Upon hearing this, Ji Wuge nodded, "Yes, sir. This humble general admires Sikong Jin's courage. He acted immediately upon having an idea! We still need to learn from his boldness. A war between Liao and Yong is inevitable. We might as well go all out and fight a decisive battle. That would be much more efficient! Xifeng Lie has won one battle after another in the border area of Tiansheng. The Liao army has long been complacent, and their morale was low at one point. Taking advantage of this encouraging news, we really need to have a major battle."
Ji Wuge also offered his own perspective.
And so, everyone chimed in, one after another. Xingqi Tian could only nod helplessly and say with a wry smile, "This Sikong Jin, he's managed to get us involved too. It seems we really should make a move!"
Although he said that, a hint of appreciation and gentleness flashed in his eyes.
"Come here, everyone, let's take a look at our army's deployment!"
As he spoke, he walked toward the sand table to the side.
"Yes, my lord!"
Now, an unprecedented excitement appeared in everyone's eyes as they approached the sand table of Yukichi Tencho...
After such a battle, Lord Sikong, completely oblivious to the plight of others, is currently enjoying himself with a few subordinates at the best brothel in Tashe City, indulging in wine, women, and music...
Amidst the melodious and stirring music of the Qiang flute, pipa, and hand drum, General Meng Benbo, sitting to the side, grinned from ear to ear. He leered at the dancers performing their seductive dance before him, downed his drink, and turned to Li Ji beside him, saying, "General Li, you know, I've noticed that the women of the Liao Dynasty are much more passionate, bold, and generous than those of our Yong Dynasty—men really like them! But do you know what kind of dance it is, with them dressed so scantily and shaking their bellies like that?"
Li Ji, who was picking up food with his head down, finally looked up and glanced at the dancer in front of him.
"Hey, General Li, stop focusing on eating! The song and dance are so beautiful, and that dancer is so gorgeous! I fell in love with her at first sight. Do you have any way to help me win her over?"
Meng Benbo raised his arm and nudged Li Ji.
Li Ji took a sip of wine before saying, "I don't know. You should ask the lord. He's very knowledgeable and a master at picking up girls. I heard he wrote a book a long time ago, what was it called again? Hmm... let me think... oh, it's called something like 'The All-Powerful Girl-Picking Handbook,' and it's going to be printed and published. But I heard it's quite expensive, and all of them are limited editions. Only five thousand copies will be sold in the entire Fengyun. I accidentally peeked into the lord's study a few days ago and got a good beating from him!"
"What? 'The Complete Guide to Picking Up Girls'? With your limited abilities, how can he possibly be a dating expert?"
"Why not? Don't forget, your future wife is the most beautiful and talented woman in our Great Yong Dynasty, the Ninth Princess! Can't you see how madly in love she is with you?"
"But why did I hear that the reason the adults made us train so hard recently was because he broke up with his girlfriend? He was starving!"
"Get lost! Do you think I look like someone who's just broken up with someone? Don't you have any hobbies?"
Li Ji glared at Meng Benbo with dissatisfaction. Anyone who dared to slander the master was his enemy. He was now the master's loyal supporter. In the master's words, he, Li Ji, was the master's brainless fan. The master was the bright moon in his heart, the sun in his heart, the male god in his heart, and the little apple in his heart!
Meng Benbo glared at him and followed Li Ji's adoring gaze. Sure enough, he saw the Minister of Works chatting happily with the female deputy general, Mei Ruhua. The Minister of Works was holding Mei Ruhua's hand and looking at her with a lustful look that made Meng Benbo extremely envious and jealous. Mei Ruhua even blushed slightly and poured wine for the Minister of Works, which was a rare sight for her!
This couple of dogs!
Those who flaunt their love will soon break up!
Meng Benbo cursed inwardly.
He was going to write a letter to the Ninth Princess anonymously, exposing their affair!
Sikong Jin was chatting happily with the female deputy general when she suddenly turned to look at Meng Benbo. "Hey, Meng Benbo, Li Ji, what are you two talking about? Meng Benbo, why are you looking at me with such a strange look? It's like I stole your purse! And what's that expression on your face? Did you eat a bomb?"
Upon hearing this, Meng Benbo suddenly managed a smile on his gloomy face. "Not at all, sir. This humble general is just confused. My lord, this humble general is confused about what kind of dance these dancers are performing. It's very novel and energetic!"
"Oh, this is called belly dancing. It's a unique dance style in the Liao Dynasty, but it's rarely seen in our Dayong. Look at the dancer in the middle. Her name is Naru. She's the most popular courtesan in this brothel. I just saw your eyes linger on her for a long time. I drank three cups of wine and noticed that your eyes didn't even move."
"My lord, Meng Benbo has taken a liking to her. He said he fell deeply in love with her at first sight and just asked me how to win her over!"
Before Meng Benbo could finish speaking, Li Ji interrupted.
Lord Sikong raised an eyebrow and looked at Meng Benbo with some surprise. "Vice General Meng, you've fallen deeply in love with Naru?"
Meng Benbo's dark face flushed slightly. He coughed a few times and pretended to lower his head to drink.
"Aren't you Vice General Ai Mei?"
Lord Sikong turned his head and whispered carefully in Meng Benbo's ear.
"She doesn't even like me. Why would I give up the whole garden for a single flower?"
Meng Benbo said confidently, but in his heart he was thinking, "Mei Ruhua has been secretly having an affair with you, you corrupt official, for a long time. What do I have to love her for?"
Lord Sikong nodded. "I see. It's not worth giving up the whole garden for a single flower. Vice General Meng, you're a true man, able to let go of what you've taken! In that case, I have a way to help you win over Naru."
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