In Genshin Impact: I accidentally ruined the Seven Gods

"I never expected that the dignified God would come to seek out a mortal like me. I am truly honored."

Upon seeing Bai Mu sit down, Zhong Li spoke.

Hearing what Zhongli said, Bai Mu awkwardly scratched the back of his head. He felt that having Zhongli say "Lord God" made him feel like his chuunibyou (adolescent delusions of grandeur) was being mocked.

"You are the mighty God of War, Morax. In your presence, the title of God Lord is unnecessary. Don't mock me like that."

Bai Mu said to Zhong Li speechlessly.

The title "God Lord" was originally a product of his chuunibyou (delusional) spirit a long time ago. He had almost forgotten about it, but it was mentioned twice today. He really regretted taking this chuunibyou title before.

Seeing Bai Mu's somewhat embarrassed expression, Zhong Li couldn't help but laugh, which was rather unkind.

Before coming to find Zhongli, Bai Mu had thought of many ways to start the conversation. He thought of a serious conversation the most, but he did not expect that Zhongli would start by mocking him.

Then Bai Mu looked at Zhong Li, who was making fun of him, and asked Zhong Li about the important matter.

"I came to see you today mainly because there is something very important I want to ask you."

Seeing Bai Mu's somewhat serious expression, Zhong Li also composed himself and said:

"You can ask me any questions you have, as long as they don't violate any contracts I've signed with other people, I'll answer them for you."

After speaking, Zhongli looked at Bai Mu, whose expression was serious.

During the time Bai Mu was sealed away, Zhong Li had been observing Bai Mu's personality, which made him realize that Bai Mu was as salty as salty fish could be. And anything that could make Bai Mu take it so seriously must not be a small matter.

Upon hearing Zhongli's affirmative answer, Baimu asked, "You've seen it too, I'm out now."

At this point, Bai Mu paused, looked up at Zhong Li, and seeing that Zhong Li's expression remained unchanged, continued:

"At that time, I just habitually used my strength to cleanse my body, and then somehow, the seal you had placed on me was suddenly washed away."

At this point, Bai Mu looked at Zhong Li, shrugged helplessly, and looked somewhat puzzled.

In fact, Bai Mu had been worried that Zhong Li would not be able to accept his early departure, but after seeing Zhong Li's confident expression, he felt relieved.

"In terms of general reason, your power has surpassed mine."

"?!!"

"Oh, giggle, ah"

"Morax, why aren't you coming over here to pay your respects to the great God-King!"

"Hahaha…"

Bai Mu suddenly stood up, pointing at Zhong Li with a wild laugh on his face.

Zhongli was speechless as he looked at Bai Mu, who had suddenly fallen seriously ill.

"I only said your strength surpasses mine, but I didn't say your power is also..."

嘎

Before Zhongli could finish speaking, Baimu, who was laughing wildly, suddenly froze on the spot like a duck whose throat had been grabbed, his body still in the position of one hand on his hip and the other pointing at Zhongli.

Shiraki felt as if he were being trampled by countless alpacas.

Although, based on his understanding of Zhongli's personality, Bai Mu knew that his words were nothing more than a joke to Zhongli, the feeling of being treated as superior and pointing fingers at others to worship him, only to be told halfway through his sentence that he might not even be able to defeat that person, made Bai Mu so embarrassed that he wanted to find a crack in the ground to crawl into.

This reminded Bai Mu of some very popular Genshin Impact fan creations online from his previous life.

The scene depicts the scene where, when the paratrooper had just become the God of the Machines, he said to General Raiden in his characteristic arrogant tone, "Barzebu, I have ascended to godhood," only to be cleaved in two by General Raiden's milk-scented sword.

The situation is remarkably similar, except that the main characters are now Bai Mu and Zhong Li.

After a moment of silence, Bai Mu turned his gaze back to Zhong Li. From Zhong Li's previous words, Bai Mu understood some of what Zhong Li meant.

First of all, Zhongli must have known in advance that he was able to get out, otherwise he wouldn't have remained completely still even after he had already arrived in front of him.

If Zhongli didn't know about this, he would definitely have appeared in front of Baimu the moment he came out, instead of waiting for him in this manner of old friends meeting.

Secondly, Bai Mu had some guesses about Zhong Li's claim that his power surpassed Zhong Li's, but his actual strength was inferior to Zhong Li's.

He had already discovered a combat skill he didn't know at all when he fought the Blazing Tree. At that time, being able to condense divine power into a spear and throw it at the Blazing Tree was already his limit. He didn't know any more skills.

Zhongli may have already realized this, which is why he said that although Bai Mu's power surpassed his, his strength might not be as good as his.

"So, the reason my divine power was able to break your seal is because my power surpasses yours?"

Bai Mu asked Zhong Li.

Well, from a generally rational perspective, that's correct.

……

Liyue General Affairs Department

A soldier rushed over to the gate of the General Affairs Department. His excellent military discipline allowed him to remain calm when he was stopped by the guards at the gate.

Looking at his colleagues, before they could even speak, the squad leader who had rushed back from the Blazing Tree said breathlessly, "Please grant Lord Tianquan's request. There's been a problem at the Blazing Tree, and I have something important to report."

The guard looked at his colleague, who was panting heavily, and said speechlessly, "Brother, we're both insiders, you know. Do you think a lowly gatekeeper like me can go directly to see Lord Tianquan?"

Upon hearing this, the squad leader who had come to report the news felt a little embarrassed. He had been in such a hurry that he had forgotten about this.

"Then please report this to your superiors. I am the patrol team leader of the Blazing Tree area. There is a big problem at the Blazing Tree, and I need to report it to Lord Tianquan."

After speaking, the squad leader looked at the guard, and seeing that the guard still didn't take it to heart, the squad leader steeled himself and said to the guard with a serious expression:

“I can take responsibility for anything I say. I need to report what happened on my end to Lord Tianquan immediately. Even if I can’t see Lord Tianquan, I need to see the other Seven Stars or Lord Tianquan’s secretary.”

Hearing the serious words of the person in front of him, the guards, who were also members of the Thousand Rock Army, realized the seriousness of the problem.

As fellow members of the Thousand Rock Army, the guard knew that when a Thousand Rock Army member said, "I can take responsibility for what I say," it was no small matter.

Thinking of this, the guards exchanged glances. One of them hurriedly ran into the General Affairs Office, while the others stayed outside to chat with the squad leader.