After my whole family read my mind, they slayed the villain with a bang, and I won without lifting a

The more Lu Yunjie and his companion listened, the wider their eyes became.

I thought they would at least find a remote place to do that kind of thing. I never expected that the two of them would be so disregardful of worldly opinions, able to get so into it even with only a stone wall separating them?

[Tsk tsk tsk, this Ye Muyu is something else. He looks tall and big, how come he's so fast?]

What's going on?

Please tell me in detail.

Lu Yunjie's eyes flashed wildly.

[Oh my god! Once every two minutes? The time... the time is so... short?]

[This is...this is a one-second wonder, right?]

[Ugh, if we weren't so far away, I'd like to go over there and stake out the place. If I were kind enough, I could even recommend some kidney-tonifying and aphrodisiac drugs to see if I could "save" him.]

Fu Yaxuan shook his head repeatedly. Two minutes at a time? All show and no substance. How could Lu Yan tolerate this? Or did Ye Muyu have some leverage over her?

Both of them were deep in thought, their brows furrowed, when suddenly Lu Yining exclaimed in surprise, "Wow! Wow! Wow!"

what happened?

what happened?

What's going on here?

Is there new gossip again?

Lu Yunjie shifted his position slightly, a hint of anticipation in his eyes.

[Lu Yan is amazing!]

How amazing is it? Don't be shocked yet, tell me quickly!

Don't they realize how anxious other people are?

[Lu Yanke had a wild night with Ye Muyu, but in the second half of the night, after Ye Muyu fell asleep, Lu Yanke would get up and have sex with Xu Dingsheng! So funny! Lu Yanke is something else; the "Ke" in her name is definitely not a bad choice.]

So much energy?

Fu Yaxuan rested his chin on his right hand, his brows furrowed in thought, as if contemplating a momentous matter. Little did anyone know, his mind was preoccupied with...

At Ye Muyu's pace of two minutes per match, eight matches wouldn't actually take long, at most sixteen minutes. Including breaks, it would probably only take close to an hour...

If the breaks are short, it might not even be an hour...

Lu Yunjie also had a furrowed brow and a serious expression.

Ye Muyu does it every two minutes, but what about Xu Dingsheng?

He can't be any worse than Ye Muyu, right?

Any worse and it won't do, a minute... or even just a few seconds, probably no one could stand it...

[This Xu Dingsheng is also a loser; he's been messing around every night and is already suffering from kidney deficiency. He boasts to others that an hour is nothing to him, but in reality, he's only slightly better than Ye Muyu; he can probably last at least five minutes.]

Five minutes?

Lu Yunjie pursed his lips and couldn't help but analyze. If other people were used as a comparison, then Xu Dingsheng was really weak and there was no comparison at all.

However, if we compare Ye Muyu to Xu Dingsheng, then Xu Dingsheng is undoubtedly the winner. After all, if forced to choose between five minutes and two minutes, everyone would choose five minutes…

Fu Yaxuan looked conflicted. Lu Yan Ke... couldn't she choose someone else? Did she have to take one two-minute session and one five-minute session?

Sometimes... we can actually take a longer-term view?

Actually... Lu Yan wouldn't have discovered these things so quickly, because Xu Dingsheng had to carry several packets of Viagra with him every time he went out to cover up his five minutes of incontinence.

[In fact, he did bring several packets of Viagra before he left, but he left them all in his suitcase, which has now been handed over to Director Liu, oh no, their little assistant.]

[If Lu Yanke hadn't been so proactive, Xu Dingsheng would have waited until the variety show ended before asking her to go to a hotel. He would have then taken a whole packet of Viagra and then engaged in a passionate encounter with her.]

[It's a pity, because Lu Yanke kept flirting with him, and Xu Dingsheng sometimes had a bit of confidence. For example, this time when Lu Yanke was flirting with him, he felt that perhaps he still had some ability to fight back when facing such a beauty. So, he acted impulsively...]

The consequence... was naturally an unpleasant situation for the two of them, but neither of them explicitly stated it. Lu Yan kept praising his gentleness and skill. Xu Dingsheng, on the other hand, said that he was a virgin and that he was too impulsive when he saw her, which was why he ejaculated prematurely.

[He even boasted that after the variety show ended, he'd find a cozy place and give her an unforgettable night. Tsk tsk tsk, hilarious! He talks so smoothly, but isn't he just planning to chug a packet of Viagra afterward to maintain his male dignity?]

Just hearing this, Lu Yunjie felt that Xu Dingsheng was indeed in a difficult position, after all, five minutes was really not honorable... If he could only last five minutes, would Ya Xuan still love him so much?

Pooh!

Ptooey! Ptooey! Ptooey!

What are you thinking about! You don't think about the good things, you just have to think about the bad things! He won't just be thinking about it for five minutes!

But... honestly, a person can't live on Viagra alone in this life, Xu Dingsheng... don't you really want to consider seeing a urologist?

Hmm... Not only Xu Dingsheng, but also Ye Muyu, he thinks both of them should go and see...

If they're lucky and recover, then they won't have to bear such a heavy burden of two or five minutes anymore!

Lu Yining was engrossed in enjoying the gossip when the Gossip System suddenly popped up: "Congratulations, host! You've finally reached level three in gossip-eating! The level three rewards have been unlocked. Please visit the Gossip Shop to check them out."

Nani?

So fast!

I need to go and take a good look at what the rewards are after unlocking level three.

Is it going to be some kind of crazy stuff like those "hair loss prevention pills for staying up all night" or "fairy pills" again?

┍Host, rest assured, this reward will satisfy you!┒

Lu Yining chuckled inwardly. Your words of reassurance were precisely what made her most uneasy…

Opening the gossip shop, Lu Yining scrolled down, level one... level two... level three... oh, the reward is a "power pill"...

Ok? ? ?

A powerful tonic?

Lu Yining's eyes flashed brightly, brighter than the car lights.

A super-strength pill? Is it what she's thinking? The kind that increases stamina and makes you stronger in a fight?

Yes, yes, yes! You guessed it right, that's exactly it! So, how was it? Did you like the reward this time?

If the gossip-eating system were a physical entity, Lu Yining would have already rushed up and hugged it tightly. But since it was intangible, Lu Yining put her finger to her lips, made a "mua" sound, and gave it a flying kiss.

like!

I really like it!

This is your reward~