Kiana and the Captain's Bizarre Adventure

[Theresa (Hyperion): What's going on? Am I hallucinating because I've been working too long? Why is there a screen in front of me that I can't turn off?]

[Rita (Hyperion): Lady Theresa, this doesn't seem to be your illusion. Lady Durandal and I also saw a screen in front of us.]

[Durandal (Hyperion): Yes, does the Bishop need me to contact Dr. Einstein and Dr. Tesla to investigate what's going on?]

[Tesla (Hyperion): No need to contact me, Chicken Head and I are already in there, and it seems there are more than just us in this group chat.]

Theresa (Honkai Impact 3): What happened? How did I become a bishop? Isn't the bishop of Schicksal supposed to be my grandfather? Σ(⊙▽⊙“a]

[Rita (Honkai Impact 3): Isn't it obvious? As the sole designated successor of Schicksal, Lady Theresa, you will inherit the position of Archbishop of Schicksal sooner or later. Don't forget that their world is a future much further away from ours.]

[Theresa (Honkai Impact 3): Hmm... I guess that's how it is. By the way, will my future self have a lot of work? @Theresa (Hyperion)]

Meanwhile, with the captain's explanation, the people in the original world finally understood what was going on, and then Theresa saw the message sent by her from the other world.

For a moment, Theresa didn't know how to reply, since her current schedule, which she felt like she was splitting a day into three, was hardly relaxing.

[Theresa (Hyperion): What else can you do? That's just how the Archbishop of Destiny's job is. It's the same every year, nothing changes. You can ask Grandpa for details; I won't go into them.]

[Captain (Hyperion): Speaking of which, what happened on your side after we left?]

[Durandal (Hyperion): At first, nothing changed. Everything was normal except for you, Kiana, Bronya, and Seele leaving. No, now we should also include Fu Hua, the Herrscher of Knowledge, and the Book of the Azure. Until recently, when Dr. Einstein and the others suddenly detected the disappearance of the Honkai energy tidal zone surrounding the outer edge of the solar system, everything changed.]

[Einstein (Hyperion): Specifically, we have finally received signals from extraterrestrial civilizations, but these civilizations are not friendly; there have been recent extraterrestrial invasions of Earth. Fortunately, with the disappearance of the Honkai energy tidal zone, humanity has also undergone unknown evolution, so dealing with these extraterrestrial civilizations that have not experienced Honkai is more than enough.]

[Tesla (Hyperion): But the reason we humans underwent an unknown evolution is because Kiana finally succeeded, right?]

[Captain (Hyperion): Yes.]

[Durandal (Hyperion): Speaking of Kiana, it's been a long time since we've seen her. My father and I miss her quite a bit.]

[Kiana (Hyperion): I'm fine, don't worry. But this old man actually misses me? That's not like him.]

[Siegfried (Hyperion): Cough cough! What are you saying? As my daughter, how can I, as her father, not miss you?]

[Kiana (Hyperion): Come on, you think you'd miss me? You must have done something wrong again to upset Aunt Flo!]

[Siegfried (Hyperion): What...what are you saying! How could I possibly make that little brat angry?]

[Theresa (Hyperion): Siegfried! Who are you calling a little kid?!]

[Theresa (Honkai Impact 3): Exactly, exactly, they're never serious! But why do you call Durandal "sister" and her "daughter"?]

Kiana (Hyperion): ...

[Siegfried (Hyperion): ...]

[Durandal (Hyperion): Don't you know that over there?]

[Theresa (Honkai Impact 3): What do you know?]

[Theresa (Honkai Impact 3): Wait! Could it be that you... you are!]

[Otto (Honkai Impact 3): I think it's better if I explain this myself, is that alright, Durandal?]

[Durandal (Hyperion): ...]

[Durandal (Honkai Impact 3): If it's the bishop's wish, then so be it. Anyway, I have no memories of my past, so knowing about my origins would be best.]

[Otto (Honkai Impact 3): Okay, hmm, where should I begin? Right, let's start there. Theresa, do you remember how I answered you when you asked me about Kiana?]

[Theresa (Honkai Impact 3): ...I remember clearly, when I heard that the spaceship Siegfried and Kiana were riding exploded at an altitude of 10,000 meters, Siegfried escaped safely with the current Kiana, while the real Kiana fell to the ground with the wreckage. After receiving this news, I immediately contacted you to inquire about Kiana's whereabouts, and you told me, 'Kiana's injuries are very serious, and she is currently receiving emergency treatment and cannot see anyone.']

[Theresa (Honkai Impact 3): Now that I think about it, it makes sense. No one could possibly survive falling from 10,000 meters. But this group chat gave me a glimmer of hope... Durandal is Kiana, right?!]

[Otto (Honkai Impact 3): Heh, that's right, my little Theresa. I must say, I and all of you underestimated the power of the bloodline from the Kaslana and Schariac families. Not only did she fall from ten thousand meters into the wreckage of the spacecraft, but her head was also severely injured by the debris. Even I have to admit that no one could have survived under such circumstances. Yet, when my people found her, she was still breathing!]

[Otto (Honkai Impact 3): So I used a medical technique that was still in the testing phase to treat her. I admit there were risks involved, but at the time, this was the only technology that could save her. Fortunately, she survived without a single scar. If I had to point out a side effect, it would be that her beautiful, smooth silver hair turned into the golden curls that shine like the sun.]

[Otto (Honkai Impact 3): But when she woke up, I found that she had forgotten her past, so I sent her to an orphanage, where she received her current name, Bianca Atagina.]

[Durandal (Honkai Impact 3): !]

[Theresa (Honkai Impact 3): So that's how it is...]

[Siegfried (Honkai Impact 3): Otto!]

[Otto (Honkai Impact 3): Sir, please calm down. Although I toyed with your family's fate, please believe me that I did not interfere excessively with Bianca's experiences. If you don't believe me, you can ask her yourself.]

[Durandal (Honkai Impact 3): Mr. Siegfried, please forgive me for not being able to adapt to my background yet, but I can assure you that my every action is of my own will. Bishop Otto only taught me many things, but he never interfered with my will.]

[Siegfried (Honkai Impact 3): ...]

[Kiana (Honkai Impact 3): This... Durandal... I...]

[Durandal (Honkai Impact 3): It's alright, Kiana. I have my life, and you have yours. My memories begin in an orphanage, where I chose my name and, by my own will, became a Valkyrie of Destiny. And you, you inherited this name from our father, Mr. Siegfried, and lived a life uniquely yours. The name Kiana has long belonged to you. If possible, I hope you can call me "older sister," just like Kiana from another world.]

[Kiana (Honkai Impact 3): Sister… um! I understand, sister!]

Inside the dormitory at St. Freya Academy, everyone congratulated Kiana on finally finding her family. Theresa even drank with Himeko for the first time ever. However, Durandal's words the next second sent Kiana plummeting from heaven to hell.

[Durandal (Honkai Impact 3): But I heard from Rita that your grades seem to be quite poor, and your physical training is also inconsistent. This can't go on. How about this, after I finish what I'm doing, I'll go to St. Freya Academy and personally tutor you.]

[Kiana (Honkai Impact 3): Huh? Can't you stop studying, big sister?]

[Durandal (Honkai Impact 3): Unfortunately, it's not possible.]

[Kiana (Honkai Impact 3): Okay.]

[Alicia (Hyperion): Finally, I can speak! System, how could you keep such a cute girl like me silent?!]

[Mei (Hyperion): Alicia?!]

[Alicia (Hyperion): Isn't this Mei? Long time no see~ Hmm, but why don't I see the other me from the other world?]

[Alicia Memory (Honkai Impact 3): Are you talking about me~??]

[Alicia (Hyperion): That's right, that's right, but why is it a Memory? Never mind, that's not important. Let me introduce you. This is Mei. I don't know if we've met before, but she's just like us, and also our successor. She's a really beautiful girl~?]

[Alicia Memory (Honkai Impact 3): Oh~?? Is this for real?]

[Alicia (Hyperion): Of course it's true! Would I lie to myself??]

[Alicia Memory (Honkai Impact 3): That's true. In that case, Kevin, hurry up and invite Mei over for me. I want to become good friends with her!]

[Kevin (Honkai Impact 3): ...Understood.]

[Alicia Memory (Honkai Impact 3): Eden is drunk again, I need to keep him company, so I'll have to go now~?]

[Alicia (Hyperion): Hmm, have a safe trip~?!]

[Mei (Hyperion): Ellie…]

[Alicia (Hyperion): Hmm~? I'm here.]

[Mei (Hyperion): How could you...]

[Alicia (Hyperion): This is all thanks to Kiana; without her, I might still be slumbering in the Land of Origin. But there's something important I need to tell Mei about the Land of Origin.]

[Mei (Hyperion): What is it?]

[Alice (Hyperion): Character...]

[Mei (Huberlian):…? ]

[Alicia (Hyperion): It's horns~?! I forgot to add horns when I got your armor last time! So Mei, can you come to me again? This time I'll definitely put a pair of horns on you~?]

[Mei (Hyperion): No…no need.]

[Alicia (Hyperion): Really, is it okay? o(╥﹏╥)o]

[Mei (Hyperion): Really! No need!]

The group chat was peaceful and harmonious. Everyone was chatting enthusiastically with their new companions, completely forgetting that they still needed to answer the questions. So, the time for thinking in this lively atmosphere came to an end.

[Kiana (Hyperion): Wait a minute, did we forget about the quiz?]

[Everyone: ...]