I am not Ximen Qing.

After a few glasses of iced cocktail tequila, the only time I could find a sliver of dream love was in a state of "Starvelove"! Goddess's taste, that dreamlike, perfect feeling, was just too good, an unforgettable experience! The most difficult problem in this world is the problem of love. The key to solving all problems of love lies in finding the essence of love. Using Boccaccio's method to solve the problem of love is the best way—through storytelling, narration, and communication! Beautiful women never care how many beautiful women a man has dated, but men always care how many men have been lovers behind a beautiful woman. This can be called Othello, Othello's jealousy!

Why is it that Don Quixote's chivalrous spirit specifically originates in Spain? The pursuit of a windmill-like love seems almost absurd; few believe Don Quixote would go mad for love, embarking on a chivalrous duel. Perhaps Don Quixote is the Buddha of the West! Did Don Quixote truly possess the flame of love within him? At least when Don Quixote and Châteauneuf-du-Chapelle were engaged in a momentous event, he would always solemnly proclaim to the goddess Dulcinea, "Beautiful Dulcinea, beautiful girl Dulcinea!" Don Quixote's eternal dream love goddess—perhaps Don Quixote was the soul's refuge for Cervantes's spirit. Perhaps Cervantes was weary, having lost his love and desire. Dulcinea was merely a goddess who couldn't ignite the flame of love and passion in Don Quixote's heart. Don Quixote's absurdity lay in his perpetual faith in this goddess. But faith is just faith; Don Quixote, chanting the goddess's slogans, continued his absurd chivalry. His chivalrous spirit of vanquishing evil and promoting good! He would occasionally promise Shangqiu an island to serve as governor. Don Quixote was a boss who made empty promises. You can't say that Don Quixote only worshipped Dulcinea, the village goddess of Dulcinea! Don Quixote was also someone who would paint a tempting picture of the future for his subordinates. It's unclear who tempted whom—Ducinete tempted the artist, or the artist was tempted by the cocktails mixed with tequila in Don Quixote's restaurant. Actually, the artist had always wanted to eat Spanish paella, the very dish Don Quixote loved. Seafood paella, made with abalone and lobster rice, like Don Quixote's seafood paella, is part of an artist's life. Artists call it "artistic taste," or "Taste," or "Art." Henry Doctor, the three principles of money in a diverse society are eternally present, at least perfectly. Let odd things be reborn forever; resurrection and evolution are the essence of a diverse society. At least the world has discovered the existence of a diverse society, forever pure. Immortal beauty, Zhao Ji's passionate love beauty—the poet begins to narrate the encounters and escapes of love; the artist, at least, can keep him and her close. Relationship of love can be called a truly grandiose statement; what can describe the taste of love?

"Artist, artist, artist..."

Why are you making such a fuss? Is there a problem?

Anthony's appearance made the artist feel very wonderful.

"Beauty, Zhao Ji, Immortal Beauty, asleep, truly Sleeping Beauty. So beautiful! I've never seen anyone like her, so like a lotus, so like a hibiscus."

"The most alluring subject to paint is the Sleep Goddess, a beauty in the river, or lotus flowers in the River of Love."

“I don’t want you to be my partner’s artist. You’ve been living in the illusion of dream love, which doesn’t suit your status. You are a real billionaire.”

"Don't worry, Anthony isn't imagining anything, not even a little bit. I'm drinking right now. The best tequila I've ever had, Love Taste, is so delicious!"

"Let me remind you, you'll never be Cervantes, understand?"

"Who am I? Tell me, tell me who I am!"

"Are you a true starveartist, an artist? Do you love her? Like a star artist loves her?"

"Of course, it's absolutely StarveLove. Her beauty stems from her love for him and the StarveLove of love."

"Then stop hesitating, stop dawdling and be brave enough to charge in! Just make Zhao Ji your lover, have her bear you a bunch of babies, and then your love will be successful! Artist, wake up! That's the essence of love. Like Ximen Qing finding a bunch of women, it's really just to have a bunch of babies. In reality, Ximen Qing is the only normal man in this world. Stop laughing at Ximen Qing. In this world, almost no one can meet Ximen Qing's ethical and moral standards anymore. Think about it. What a strange world! The lecherous man depicted in *Jin Ping Mei* has become the moral exemplar of today's society!"

"Anthony, are you still Italy, Italy? Are you still the Italian Prince Charming? How many children have you and Qianqian's mother had? This isn't love. I don't need this kind of love. You remind me of that despicable thrice-married guy who betrayed me, actually tempting me to spend 1000 yuan to do bad things."

"Buy Qianqian's love?"

"Shang Kun said that love is worth 500 yuan, and Qianqian is only worth 500 yuan of love. There's no need to spend 1000 yuan; that would be too wasteful,"

“Anthony, you seem to be going astray here, lacking ambition and turning bad!”

"What do you mean by 'gone bad'? Don't be so hypocritical. A diverse society... Hmm, it will create a serious imbalance. The assembly line is moving too fast; the intelligent agent assembly line is somewhat saturated. A diverse society has no race. Secondly, freedom of love, freedom of sexual orientation, it's just a mythical metamorphosis. The world still needs the outcome of Adam and Eve, it still needs Lovegarden. The whole team's intelligence, the Love Tree, and the Wisdom Tree."

"Why? Why is love always so difficult for me, Anthony?"

"The poet and Jane Eyre don't count at all. The poet and Jane Eyre were just passersby in your love life. Nothing else matters!"

"Oh, I see, I see, the poetess and Jane Eyre don't count."

"You need to understand the allure and appeal of logo money art. You've challenged 100 immortal beauties, and Zhao Ji's sister, Zhao Feiyan, at least for now, hasn't ruined this love art transformation. The artist's success is precisely because you're an artist. Like free and unrestrained artworks, isn't it? However, you shouldn't underestimate things like the King Crab Goddess. Ambitions of dream love."

"Immortal beauty Zhao Ji, it's terrifying that she's not a king crab. How can you imagine all women eating deep-sea king crabs?"

"In the light of her rippled eyes, an artist is like the immoral beauty taste of seafood—the king crab! Do you understand? In the eyes of immoral beauty, you are seafood as delicious as the king crab."

"Romantic, grandiose love stories can't go on like this, imagining all men as king crabs from the deep sea. That's so unfair! Love can't be judged by the deliciousness of king crabs!"

"You're overthinking it. What's unfair about it? The feeling of love that men and women experience when their eyes ripple the light is different from the feeling of dream love, unless you..."

"Unless something happens, unless something happens, I'm really looking forward to seeing Anthony."

"Unless you have the guts to get Caesar, to get Caesar to shine your shoes in front of Zhao Ji, you might as well be a trade secret. Caesar has been expanding his operations extensively these past few years, secretly opening numerous leather care shops and shoe-shining insoles. Don't be stingy; the profits from shoe-shining shops are said to be more than enough to support two beautiful, tall twin girls, Love Girls."

"This is a bit too much! This is even worse than what Ximen Qing did, far worse than any of his elaborate schemes or Hua Zixu's tricks. It's absolutely terrible!"

"What's so outrageous about it? It's just trying to get Caesar to shine your shoes, right? Find Olivia and get Caesar to do it. Uh, a performance art piece about shining shoes. You're a billionaire, of course, when Buddha's Hand went crazy. Billions of dollars in profit a year, billions of dollars, burning through them with internet startups, e-commerce, and internet finance. 1 billion or 2 billion dollars is normal. When it got too much, Caesar realized the seriousness of the trend and calmed down in time. He stopped the losses and preserved 1 billion or 800 million in profit. He tied 1 billion or 800 million in net profit to Buddha's Hand Company. Caesar is still pretty awesome. Uh, an internet finance startup mogul!"

Really? Really?

"Of course you really can become an artist in Decameron. You can have a Decameron with immortal beauty, pour out your heart to her, tell stories, and paint oil of love art. How romantic! But your thoughts, your line of thinking, are still wrong. She's not Snow White. Right? Do you understand? You're not a dwarf. Dwarf, wake up! This isn't the love you want."

"Yes, I often go to the sacred mountain to pray to the Goddess of Fertility. Am I crazy? Am I out of my mind? I'm talking nonsense, right? Anthony is such an interesting man!"

The artist recalled how a brilliant student's prayers for a son at Hongluo Temple were indeed answered. He could have a son if he wanted one. Song Yu, along with his young wife, went to Hongluo Temple to seek employment, and it was indeed effective. However, Song Yu developed a serious illness: obsessive-compulsive disorder related to love. In fact, even when Song Yu was deeply in love with Shangguan Xifeng, his obsessive-compulsive disorder related to love had already begun to show signs, and the condition worsened. Whenever Song Yu suffered from this obsessive-compulsive disorder related to love...

"This is a serious topic, and that's what makes you greater than Ximen Qing. Men all think about finding different women to have sons. Billionaires all think like this. To put it bluntly, there's nothing to be ashamed of. Many billionaires have dozens of children, and that's not a lot!"

"Oh, is this true? This is hilarious! I've actually lived a life even more illustrious than Ximen Qing! I never imagined this!"

"What? It's impossible for Ximen Qing to have more sons in Jin Ping Mei. If Ximen Qing had more sons in Jin Ping Mei, the artistic value of the novel would be greatly diminished. However, one thing is true: a man who can have more sons than Ximen Qing is a great man!"

In reality, once men become wealthy, they frantically try to have more children. The world's greatest champion in fathering sons is undoubtedly Genghis Khan, whose descendants are scattered across five continents, throughout Eurasia. Genghis Khan's spirit hasn't died; one could say he's occupying all the things—the art of love, food, and art as redemption. The Don Quixote restaurant, a haven for the soul's art, has finally been discovered. I had a seafood paella at Chivalry Restaurant. After listening to a few love songs, I drank a love-themed cocktail of iced tequila.

"How does it taste?"

"You're awake, beauty! You're awake! You're finally awake!"

Uncle asked you how it tasted.

"This is wonderful! If I don't have a cup of Dragon's Blue, I won't be able to capture your soul."

"You're still a perfect lover with great taste."

"Is dream love okay? Is dream love okay?"

"What nonsense are you talking about? Don't talk nonsense, it's not good."

"Now I understand how perfect Song Yu's 'Dragon's Blue' truly was. This guy went to Mexico, drank the world's finest tequila, and Caesar made him both rich and able to drink unlimited amounts in Mexico City. He drank authentic Dragon Lion Pills, and in Latin America, South America, and Mexico City, he had his most memorable days. Can you give me the chance to choose between Caesar and me? You need to wait for me."

"What are you doing? Are you crazy?"

"No, the lack of wind is a sign of fighting for love."

"Is it okay if I have a one-sided crush on Caesar?!"

"What 'Immortal Beauty Zhao Ji'? You've broken my heart. I've decided that for the sake of the dignity of love, I won't tell you the inside story of Song Yu and Yang Wanli's bathing, the bathing secret."

In fact, Song Yu had traveled to Shenzhen and Guangdong 20 times over the years, and to Hainan Island more than 20 times. Yang Wanli had a villa there, where they could swim together facing the sea, enjoying the same happiness Su Dongpo had experienced in Hainan. Song Yu seemed quite anxious because he was too eager to become a true billionaire like Caesar. However, the world wouldn't give him that opportunity, as he couldn't travel the world lending money at exorbitant interest rates or engage in internet finance. He was using Caesar's system in Southeast Asia, Mexico, and Latin America, working in internet finance. Yang Wanli was merely his after-sales service technician. Song Yu was also experiencing a crisis for the first time, facing a rather frightening reality: monthly mortgage payments...