Corporate slave? Pshaw, I'm the richest woman now!

Some random thoughts:

This is my first time writing an article. Thank you for reading, muah!

About the female lead: The female lead has a system at her disposal, money paves the way, and she's invincible, absolutely invincible. She's just a little girl who likes to pretend, so she's either pretending or on her way to pretending the whole time.

Regarding the pairing: The female lead loves herself the most, and secondly, her heart is like the tip of a durian—all-encompassing, extremely all-encompassing. Those who are against the wall can gently leave now.

Regarding the plot: No angst + face-slapping + spending money + strong female lead.

To all my brothers and sisters, uncles and aunts, little girls, little boys, little boys and girls, and Walmart shopping bags: I wish you all great wealth, good luck, and happiness every day!

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"Damn, finally finished! What a jumble of documents!"

It was 10 o'clock, and it was already quite dark outside.

Tang Tang, a seasoned office worker, grumbled and cursed as she quickly saved the file in a rather unpleasant mental state, then grabbed her bag and prepared to run away.

She'd get depressed if she stayed in this damn office for even a second longer.

Through the huge glass windows of the office building, Tang Tang could see countless towering buildings in City A. Even though it was almost midnight, the city was still bustling with activity, with lights and traffic flowing together, and the air seemed to be filled with the smell of money.

Tang Tang, who works overtime until 10 PM, is undoubtedly just an ordinary and lowly office worker.

She longed to fly back to her rented apartment and lie down immediately, but just as she picked up her bag, she saw the door to the manager's office, which had been silent all along, open from the inside.

The creaking sound gave Tang Tang a bad feeling.

Holy crap, why didn't Old Deng leave?

really.

"Little Tang, don't rush off yet. Come in and sit down. I have something to tell you."

The person speaking was Tang Tang's superior, named Zhang Shengli.

The middle-aged man, in his forties, was overweight and had a greasy face where his features were almost completely squeezed out, leaving only a pair of narrow, small eyes that forced a fake smile.

He stood at the office door looking at Tang Tang, while tugging at his tie as if he felt hot.

Tang Tang frowned in disgust and forced a smile, "Manager Zhang, it's getting late, and I have to catch my train. Let's talk about it tomorrow."

She's the only one left in the office now.

She was notified to work overtime tonight and was originally hoping to earn some overtime pay, but now Tang Tang realized what the old man's purpose was.

In her mind, she dug up the graves of that old lecher's ancestors for eighteen generations, wishing she could dig out their ashes and flush them down the septic tank.

Tang Tang quietly turned on the recording function on her smart bracelet without making a sound.

She switched jobs to this company and has only been working there for three months.

Who would have thought that the originally gentle and capable female boss would suddenly be promoted to a long-term business trip abroad, and then this disgusting thing would be parachuted in.

"Oh, Tang, it's good that young people know how to work hard, but it's useless without the right methods."

The old man grinned, his tone condescending and suggestive, "But Xiao Tang, a young girl, there's no need to work so hard. If you just let go of your pride, everything will be easier."

He seemed to be getting carried away, constantly hinting to Tang Tang, "The company is about to elect a team leader, and this team leader will be promoted to supervisor later..."

Is this an implication that he wants to sexually harass her?

Easy peasy, I'll be relieved if you die.

She really couldn't stand his temper! Tang Tang's eyelashes trembled slightly, seemingly out of fear, but actually out of fear of punching Zhang Shengli to death!

She simply remained silent, which was taken as an implicit concession by the other party.

"Little Tang, you are a smart girl."

The manager leered at Tang Tang's waist with his small, lewd eyes, his gaze lingering on her chest and waist. "Follow me, you'll earn more than you do typing on this keyboard all day."

Tang Tang felt her hair stand on end under his gaze, and thought she would rather scoop up cat poop from the litter box with her bare hands than stand there!

How disgusting! I feel unclean if someone even glances at me.

"Don't be shy, be a good girl and serve me well, and you'll definitely get your share of the rewards."

As she spoke, the manager grinned and walked over, trying to reach out and pull her along, saying, "How about it? I promise I won't..."

Refund! Refund! Refund!

Upon hearing this, Tang Tang almost fainted.

Her anger level is off the charts right now!

She laughed, a bright laugh, and blurted out, "Promise what? Promise you'll be cremated tomorrow? I don't think that'll work! With your skin thicker than cowhide, you probably won't even burn!"

What a joke! Tang Tang! She's the woman who's unbeatable in the entire CS battlefield!

Tang Tang considered herself a civilized person, but she simply couldn't speak human language to beasts! Since she wasn't planning on quitting anyway, she decided to curse them first!

Once you swear, your heart feels clean.

"Let me tell you, Jang Shengli! You must be confident that you've grown into a ready-to-be-raised physique, after all, your face is as fat as a giant who's been dead for days!"

"Damn it, don't you even know what you're worth!"

"I'll stay with you! Staying with you will only shorten my lifespan!"

I'd be disgusted even to hit you!

Zhang Shengli's small eyes widened in anger as he was insulted, his face contorted with rage. "You fucking slut, how dare you insult me! You...you wretched thing—"

"Snapped!"

Are you insulting me?

Tang Tang slapped him hard, leaving a bright red mark on his face, making Zhang Shengli's head buzz.

"Bitch, you think you're so high and mighty?!" Zhang Shengli snapped after being slapped.

Seeing that Zhang Shengli was about to open his mouth again, Tang Tang swiftly slapped him a few more times.

Damn, it shook my hands so much.

"This slap is for you shamelessly harassing young girls every day!"

Snapped!

"This slap is because I wanted to hit you! You're welcome!"

Snapped!

"Buy one get one free, and I'll slap you in the face!"

Keep swearing! Keep swearing!

"Bah bang bang!"

"You fucking want to quit, don't you! Tang Tang! I'm telling you, I'm firing you right now!"

Zhang Shengli's mouth was swollen from being slapped, and he was so angry that he wanted to hit Tang Tang, but she nimbly dodged him.

Dismissal?

"Go ahead and drive! I've wanted to quit for ages! You're a maggot yourself, and you think everyone else is a cesspool?!"

I'll post it online for you in a bit!

Tang Tang had worked at a taekwondo gym for two years. Although she wasn't good at one-on-one fights with men, her physical abilities were top-notch, far superior to Zhang Shengli, that fat, burly guy!

She looked at Zhang Shengli across from her, who was covering his face and staring at her with red eyes. Still not satisfied, she slapped him across the face again.

Damn, his face is all greasy, so disgusting.

"Damn it, you dare hit me? You bitch..."

Tang Tang turned off the recording, sneered, and picked up a stool to smash it against the fat pig.

That stool was really heavy; it was made of alloy and hit Zhang Shengli squarely on the head.

However, she didn't intend to fight back. Seeing Zhang Shengli being hit and taking a step back, Tang Tang immediately ran away.

"You're welcome! All those slaps are yours!"

With his beer belly and body full of fat, Manager Zhang couldn't even run after being chased. He was hit by a stool and didn't dare to move. He could only stand there, covering his head and shouting angrily in a shrill voice.

"You just wait, you son of a bitch!"

Fortunately, the company building was on a low floor, so Tang Tang ran straight out the stairwell without even needing to take the elevator.

What bad luck.

Tang Tang gritted her teeth, mourning the good job she was about to say goodbye to.

But it's fine if she gets her kicks! If only she were Astro Boy, she could slap that idiot leader all the way to outer space!

She sighed deeply, walked around a corner, and saw a limping kitten wriggling in the middle of the road!

The kitten's limping leg had clearly been run over by the car; it hung limply, leaving a dark trail of blood on the ground as the kitten crawled.

"Damn, where did this kitten come from??"

She could almost hear the weak meows of a cat. Tang Tang looked at the passing vehicles and tentatively moved forward.

She loves small animals, or rather, she prefers small animals that depend on her to humans.

Just then, the green light turned on, and the tangled traffic stopped. Her eyes lit up, and without thinking, she quickly started running.

She bent down and squatted in the middle of the road to hug the kitten. Just as she was about to turn around, she heard panicked shouts coming from the roadside.

"careful--!!"

Tang Tang turned around, her pupils contracting, and a bright red sports car roared towards her.

The screeching sound of brakes filled the air, and the smell of gunpowder from the tires screeching against the ground enveloped Tang Tang's entire mind in a blankness.

Overwhelmed by intense pain, Tang Tang was plunged into darkness.

......

[Host, wake up.]

What's that? It's a bit noisy...

Tang Tang struggled to open her eyes, her mind still reeling from the intense pain of being run over by a vehicle a moment ago, leaving her only able to stare blankly in a daze.

It wasn't until she moved her hand that the familiar furry feeling gradually brought her back to her senses. Tang Tang then stood up abruptly as if she had just woken up, and looked down to meet a pair of cat eyes.

The cat stares.

no...?

Am I not dead?

The fluffy cat in her hands stared at her with wide eyes. Its small body was warm, and as if by reflex, Tang Tang subconsciously started to pet it.

Did I survive?

"What are you? A little cat ghost?"

Tang Tang held the cat by its elbows and lifted it in front of her. As she moved, the cat in her hands gradually turned into a cat stick.

[It's not a little cat ghost, it's the No. 001 spending system!]

Tang Tang's pupils dilated in shock. The kitten in her arms opened its mouth and then made a cute little boy's voice.

The cat's head opened its mouth and spoke.

She took a few deep breaths, secretly put the little cat ghost back on the ground, then quickly took a few steps back before asking, "A money-spending system? Is it the money-spending system I know?"

No, don't think I didn't see you taking a few steps back!

Tang Tang seemed to see a hint of speechlessness on the kitten's face, but she had no proof.

Since it was a cat she had rescued, Tang Tang wasn't actually that scared.

After all, I'm already dead, so what's there to be afraid of?

It was the first time I'd ever seen a cat open its mouth and talk, and the impact was quite strong.

But in the past twenty-odd years of her life, she has encountered both good people and beasts, so her mental fortitude is now exceptionally strong.

It's just that some office workers are calm and collected in the face of adversity!

She appeared calm on the surface, but in her heart she was thinking, "Great, great, it's finally my turn to have a cheat code!"

[How about that, host? Now that you've bound yourself to this system, you can hire 20 bodyguards to give that old man a good taste of what it feels like to have his ass ripped open and his buttocks bruised!]

! ! ! ?

Tang Tang was still hesitant at first, but now her eyes really lit up.

Good grief, is this system even legitimate?