After my whole family overheard my thoughts, they went berserk.
Chapter 089: Crawling in through the dog hole
"Dog God, Ni, will you take me through the dog hole?"
The dog god expressed his resistance.
Crawling through a dog hole is something you only need to do once!
"This dog god refuses to crawl through dog holes!"
Shi Miaomiao grabbed its ear.
"Then go and call someone to open the door."
Dog God: How does it bark?
If you shout at someone's door, they'll come out and beat you to death with a stick!
In the end, under Shi Miaomiao's coercion and enticement, it still led Shi Miaomiao through the dog hole.
"Where did this little baby come from? How did you get in?" The servant looked at her, genuinely curious.
Ever since the master was demoted, the mansion has remained closed to visitors and has not had any contact with the outside world.
How did this little baby even get in here?
Looking at the dog she was holding on a leash, and then at the two little tufts of hair on her head, still covered in grass.
Understood.
They crawled in through the dog hole.
"Master, a little baby has come to our mansion with a dog!"
Since being demoted, Wu Bende has reformed and is now spending every day with Fu Rufang. He is currently sunbathing in the backyard.
"How did they get in?" Wu Bende asked, puzzled.
"Crawling through a dog hole..."
Upon hearing this, Wu Bende smiled and said, "This little baby is quite interesting. Let's bring her over and take a look."
Soon, Shi Miaomiao was led into the courtyard.
Wu Bende was still on the soft couch, legs crossed, humming a little tune leisurely.
“Ni, is that Wu Quede?” The young lady stood in front of him and asked.
Upon hearing this, Wu Bende opened his eyes and looked at the baby in front of him.
"Hey, how dare you talk like that? My name is Wu Bende!"
"Ni, why aren't you dressed as a eunuch today?" the innocent little child blurted out.
After all, the first time she met Wu Bende was when he was disguised as a eunuch.
Upon hearing this, Wu Bende fell off his chair.
"What are you doing here, you little brat? Did the enemy send you?"
Now, he and his wife have a very good relationship, and his wife doesn't hold grudges about the past.
He's now a minor, unemployed official, having said goodbye to the past. Why is this little baby suddenly appearing, trying to expose his shortcomings?
"I'm a little princess," Shi Miaomiao answered honestly.
Wu Bende smiled.
"The princess would crawl in through a dog hole? The princess isn't in the palace, why would she come to my residence? Don't be ridiculous."
“Ni Xiaowo?” Shi Miaomiao looked at him, clenching her little fists.
She was furious.
“I’m just laughing at you. So what? Of all people to impersonate, why pretend to be a princess?” Wu Bende continued to mock her.
Although he had never met the little princess, he was certain she wouldn't crawl through a dog hole!
Even the servants around him laughed.
“Next time Ni dresses up as a eunuch to enter the palace, I’ll laugh at him too!” Shi Miaomiao said.
Wu Bende's face instantly darkened.
Looking at the servants' expressions, he felt utterly humiliated.
Only he and his wife knew about this matter; he had already confessed and was being treated leniently.
"Tell me, what exactly are you here for?" Wu Bende asked.
As soon as he finished speaking, a slap landed directly on the back of his head.
"You damned Wu Bende, are you blind? When distinguished guests arrive, you sit in a chair while the guests stand there. You stupid thing who can't distinguish between superiors and inferiors, why don't you just die!"
Fu Rufang, wearing a lake-green dress and heavily pregnant, slapped Wu Bende off the chair.
Then, he kicked him to the ground in front of Shi Miaomiao, and they both knelt down.
"I beg Your Highness's forgiveness. This lowly husband was ignorant of his place and did not know Your Highness's identity. I will certainly teach him a lesson according to the family rules!"
Wu Bende then realized that she really was a little princess!
So, were all those secrets of his revealed by her?
"Please forgive me, little princess!" Wu Bende pleaded with her.
Looking at Wu Bende, Shi Miaomiao knew that this man had been turned into a domestic dog by Fu Rufang.
"You're welcome." Shi Miaomiao looked at Fu Rufang and smiled like a flower.
Wu Bende got up and quickly helped Fu Rufang up. He was sitting opposite Shi Miaomiao. He had just sat down when Fu Rufang kicked him over.
"How dare you sit here? The little princess is a distinguished guest. Aren't you going to prepare some fruits and snacks for her?"
Wu Bende got up and nodded hurriedly, saying, "Yes, Madam is right."
Seeing this, Fu Rufang's maid Xia Yu couldn't help but cover her mouth and chuckle.
"My husband is ignorant and has made the little princess laugh at me." Fu Rufang was gentle and virtuous, a stark contrast to her demeanor just now.
"He truly is my idol! This is the epitome of a man in the capital. Some men just need to be dealt with like this, completely subdued."
"Aunt Fu, do you pass on your methods of managing your husband?" Shi Miaomiao asked earnestly.
This address of "Aunt Fu" made Fu Rufang feel flattered and overwhelmed.
This child in her womb was thanks to her. Not only was she deeply grateful to Shi Miaomiao, but the Marquis of Zhongwu's mansion was also extremely grateful to her.
Now, the little princess still calls her "auntie," does that mean she doesn't treat her like an outsider?
"Does the princess also want to learn?" Fu Rufang asked.
But isn't it a bit too early for a one-year-old baby to learn this?
"No, my second brother is very disobedient. I need to find him a wife and teach my future sister-in-law how to manage her husband."
It took me a long time to finally express myself completely.
Fu Rufang and her maid were both amused by her.
The Empress must be smiling in her dreams to have such a lovely daughter.
“Alright, alright, alright, I’ll write it today, and I’ll personally deliver it to the palace tomorrow, how about that?” Fu Rufang readily agreed.
She wouldn't refuse even if it meant giving away all her family fortune.
"Aunt Fu, I came to see Ni today, actually to discuss business." The little guy got straight to the point.
Using half words and half gestures, he finally made it clear what she wanted to say.
"Princess, that's a great idea! I'm tired of the medicinal herb business and was just about to start thinking about switching to another industry."
"Really!" Shi Miaomiao exclaimed happily.
To grow and strengthen a business, you mainly need an excellent team.
With investors, leaders, and people handling the tasks, it's excellent!
"But does Her Majesty the Empress know that the little princess is out discussing business?" Fu Rufang reached out and picked the grass off her hair.
Look at this grass, it must have been stolen.
"If my mother knew, she would definitely praise me for being so amazing!"
Fu Rufang: If your mother knew that you sneaked out and even crawled through my dog hole, she would definitely spank you.
“Yes, the little princess is right.” Fu Rufang nodded.
Although she believed the little princess was a god, omnipotent.
But the Empress was acting out of a mother's concern, and she must have been worried, so she let her sneak off to her house alone.
What's more, she would want to take such an adorable baby and raise her as her daughter.
But thinking of her own despicable husband, she doesn't deserve him.
“Aunt Fu, then it’s a deal!” Shi Miaomiao grinned.
Fu Rufang nodded: "It's a deal. Tomorrow, I will send the silver notes to the little princess."
After seeing Shi Miao off, Fu Rufang instructed Xia Yu.
"Go and count the money in the treasury, keep not a single penny, and invest it all in the little princess's business."
Inside the warehouse, a fierce robbery is unfolding.
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