After my whole family overheard my thoughts, they went berserk.

Only when there's a second, are you not afraid.

"Of course you can't compare to me. I can write poetry. Can you?" Shi Yunyun asked disdainfully.

With just these two poems, she made every second seem like dust!

Moreover, she had already decided that in order to rise quickly, she needed to find a few capable assistants.

The poems in her head are enough to make her stand out!

Not to mention crushing her in a flash, even in the entire Hua Yao region, these foolish ancient people are no match for her.

"Just now, Ni's mother asked me, and I said I didn't know. Is Ni deaf?" the little guy said earnestly.

Shi Yunyun's face darkened when she heard this.

The emperor looked at his daughter and saw that she was indeed in a desperate situation.

Others can write poetry, she can curse.

That's good, it'll help her realize the importance of studying sooner.

That way, I won't have to spend all my time gossiping and eating melons everywhere.

However, if his daughter is studying hard, she won't have time to gossip. Will he still be able to get any fresh gossip?

"What's so great about swearing? If you're so capable, write me a poem!" Shi Yunyun challenged her.

She just wanted to make Shimianmiao look foolish.

A little kid who can't even speak properly dares to dream of writing poetry.

Today, if we don't crush her to the ground so she can't get up, she's not Shi Yunyun.

“I’m sorry, little princess, my Yun’er is naturally eager to learn. If I don’t compete with you, she’ll never stop. Why don’t you just compose a simple poem? It’s just children playing around, and no one will laugh at you,” Consort Rong said.

She had heard that Shi Miaomiao couldn't even write her own name.

“I’m afraid that if I read my poem aloud, Ni won’t be able to hold back.” Shi Miaomiao said seriously.

Shi Yunyun's eyes were full of mockery.

The Empress Dowager has always disliked Huayao Palace and has also had grievances against the Emperor. She heard that he had not attended court for several months in Huayao Palace and had devoted himself to this baby, which was really unreliable.

His beloved child, whom he doted on so much, had absolutely no literary talent.

"Fine, if you can't do it, don't make things difficult for us. One genius from the Shi family is enough!" The Empress Dowager also looked down on it.

Shi Miaomiao got up from the stone bench and walked towards Shi Yunyun with small steps.

“Ni, listen carefully.” She said with a sincere expression.

Shi Yunyun didn't think she could write any poems.

"I searched and searched for a friend, and finally found a good friend..."

The little baby stood in front of Shi Yunyun, waving his arms and legs, looking incredibly cute.

Shi Yunyun was already disdainful, and coupled with her unclear speech, she had no idea what she was talking about.

"Give me a salute, shake my hand, you're my good friend."

Her two chubby little hands, one reached into the embroidery bag, and the other grasped Shi Yunyun's arm.

No one noticed that a talisman had been stuck to Shi Yunyun's body.

"That's it?" Shi Yunyun raised an eyebrow and said sarcastically.

The Emperor and Empress were both ashamed.

Empress: Daughter, it's okay if you can't do it, I won't blame you, but let's not make things difficult for ourselves, okay?

Your Majesty: Is this a poem? It seems like a poem, but it also seems like it isn't.

Consort Rong was laughing her head off, and it was even written all over her face.

Seeing the embarrassment on the Empress's face, she was overjoyed.

Looking at the Emperor, he probably thinks he's favored the wrong person, right?

"one."

"two."

"three."

The little baby stood in front of Shi Yunyun, staring at her as she counted.

Nobody knows what she's up to.

"Run!"

Despite her short legs, she was running incredibly fast right now.

"puff!"

Shi Yunyun's face changed drastically. She suddenly felt a sharp pain in her stomach, and a stream of excrement poured out.

Shi Miaomiao pinched her nose, ran to a corner, and quietly watched Shi Yunyun.

"What's that smell?" Consort Rong smelled a foul odor of feces and immediately felt nauseous and gagged.

"Hey, how did she poop on the Empress Dowager?!" Shi Miaomiao pointed at Shi Yunyun and shouted.

Only then did Granny Bai notice that the Empress Dowager's clothes were covered in yellow, watery poop!

The Empress Dowager was always very clean and could not stand these things.

The children were raised by a wet nurse from a young age, and were only handed over to her to take care of when they were able to handle things independently.

"Ni, really! You're already a year old, how come you're still pooping and peeing everywhere? Are you treating your grandmother like a latrine?"

The little baby loved watching the excitement.

Upon hearing this, the Empress Dowager's face was filled with disgust, and her heart was churning.

"vomit--"

The excrement was like a sluice gate that couldn't be shut off, and it kept piling onto her, almost making her faint from the stench.

She gently put Shi Yunyun down.

The yellow poop stood out starkly against her dark green clothes.

"Yun'er, how could you..." Consort Rong was also dumbfounded, looking at Shi Yunyun awkwardly.

Seeing the Empress Dowager's disgusted look, Shi Yunyun felt terrible and moved closer to her, wanting to explain.

"Grandma..."

Granny Bai reached out to stop her, saying tactfully, "Princess Yun, the Empress Dowager is always very clean. You should go back and wash up first!"

Shi Yunyun shuddered, feeling waves of pain in her stomach, and ran towards the outside of Huayao Palace.

The golden excrement was scattered all over the road.

"A one-year-old child can't even control her bodily functions, what kind of poetry are you teaching her to write!" The Emperor frowned and angrily reprimanded Consort Rong.

Consort Rong was extremely embarrassed and apologized to the Emperor: "Your Majesty is right to reprimand me. I will definitely teach Yun'er well."

"Don't wander around like that again," the Emperor said with disdain, smelling the odor.

My baby is only one year old, how can his poop smell so bad!

The Emperor rose and led Shi Miaomiao back to Huayao Palace.

Consort Rong watched this harmonious scene, tears welling up in her eyes.

Yun'er was extremely sensible and never caused her any trouble. How could she possibly defecate or urinate on her own, let alone defecate in public?

Watching the Emperor escort Shi Miaomiao back to her room and then to the back garden, Qing Sui and Qian He could no longer hold back.

The group burst into laughter at the Huayao Palace.

"The Empress Dowager always held herself in high esteem in front of the Empress, praising Princess Yun to the skies. Little did she expect that Princess Yun would give her such a generous gift."

"You all saw it just now, didn't you? The Empress Dowager's face was filled with utter disgust. I'm afraid she'll have a psychological trauma from it for the rest of her life."

The Empress also covered her mouth, trying her best not to laugh out loud.

"Damn it, I'll have to trouble you to make a trip and bring back the evidence."

The dog god obediently ran out.

Inside Xinyi Palace.

Even Consort Rong disliked Shi Yunyun.

I don't know what it ate, but its poop smelled so bad.

Xiuhe couldn't stop gagging, but she still forced herself to change Shi Yunyun's clothes.

Shi Yunyun was furious!

She clenched her fists tightly and roared in the room, "Shi Miaomiao, it must be Shi Miaomiao who did this!"

I was perfectly fine when I went out, and I didn't have any food poisoning, but suddenly I got diarrhea.

It must have been Shi Miaomiao who drugged her!

"I'm going to find my grandmother and ask her to stand up for me. It's Shi Miaomiao who's trying to harm me!"

Today, she was also slapped by Shi Miaomiao.

"Wow--"

While Xiuhe was tidying up her clothes, she found a yellow piece of paper that had fallen out.

She picked it up and asked, "What is this?"

Shi Yunyun glanced over, anger welling up inside her.

It was a talisman!