After my whole family overheard my thoughts, they went berserk.

As the blessing ceremony drew to a close, the Empress took Shi Miaomiao back to Huayao Palace.

The baby was hungry.

After returning to the palace, Shi Miaomiao refused to nurse.

"Mommy, I won't let you breastfeed me anymore. I'll drink cow's milk and goat's milk instead."

The Empress was puzzled.

"How can you grow up if you don't drink milk? Breast milk is the most nutritious. Your fourth brother drank the most breast milk, and now he's chubby and has a very good constitution."

She rolled her eyes every second.

That's not called having a good physique, that's called being fat.

"A baby's breasts will sag, and that won't look good. Mothers can't just breastfeed all the time; they have to take care of their figures. Otherwise, they'll become haggard and give those scheming women outside an opening."

In the original book, she poured her heart and soul into Shi Yunyun, but in the end, she was still killed by her.

"I've figured it out now, all men are the same, even my father is a big jerk."

"Are you blaming your father for what happened today? Lust is a man's nature, but there must be limits. Your father is not that bad."

Shi Miaomiao didn't take it seriously.

Didn't you see that old green tea today? Her cleavage was exposed, and her white breasts were swaying there. Those old perverts wished they had four eyes.

It turns out that men are just that superficial; they don't care if you're old or not, as long as you have big, attractive breasts, they'll settle for you.

"That's why we need to be prepared."

Shi Miaomiao pouted, indicating her resistance to breastfeeding.

"I don't care, I just want to drink milk, I just want to drink it, I just want to drink it!"

The Empress was amused by her.

In the end, I couldn't resist and started drinking milk instead.

"Your Majesty, the little princess is such a lucky child. She is so sensible at such a young age. She didn't cry or fuss even though she was weaned so early. She really makes Your Majesty worry-free."

The Empress felt sorry for Shi Miaomiao.

So young, yet so considerate—it's both good and bad.

Girls who worry too much will have bad luck.

"Mother, I want to go to the Buddhist hall to kneel and pray!"

Eat your fill and recite scriptures; reciting scriptures brings longevity.

In the Buddhist hall, only the dog and she remained.

Two lonely yet harmonious figures sit side by side.

Eyes facing each other.

"Doggy, what kind of talisman are you going to teach me to draw today?"

"Please call me Dog God."

The dog is a mongrel, but it is a noble divine dog.

"Dog is a term of endearment for you. I only call you Dog because I like you. Why wouldn't I call other people Dog?"

"From now on, I'll call you Dog."

"Uncle Ni, who are you calling 'dog'? Your whole family has four dogs."

The dog god ignored her.

They can't take a joke; they resort to personal attacks at the slightest disagreement.

"Dog God, what kind of talisman will you teach me to draw today? Can you teach me to draw beauty talismans, slimming talismans, fertility talismans, pain relief talismans, rain-making talismans, ghost-suppressing talismans, and the like...?"

"cannot!"

Every second she turns into a simp.

"Brother Dog, I know you're incredibly powerful and have boundless magic, so you must be able to draw a lot of talismans. I'm not greedy, how about you teach me to draw these for now?"

"Hey, please, I'm so cute, you can't possibly refuse me, okay?"

As it turns out, to learn something, you not only need to work hard, but also have a thick skin.

Under Shi Miaomiao's shameless persuasion, the Dog God taught her how to draw pain-relieving talismans and fertility talismans.

"You stingy little thing, drink cold water."

It was pumped up with all its might every second.

"Ha, women."

I knew Shi Miaomiao would change her expression quickly, so I would never let her graduate so soon.

"Fortunately, this dog god had a backup plan."

"You beast!"

God knows how loud Shi Miaomiao's inner roar was.

"Hey Dog Bro, are you hungry? How about we go to the kitchen to find something to eat after we're done? I know there's lots of meat in there."

"Women are all liars."

I swear, I'm not lying to you.

The dog god sighed.

"The peace talismans I drew before only involved drawing the shape with the incantation; the key was the spiritual power I infused into them. The peace talismans contained spiritual power that could protect the body from disasters. But this pain relief talisman is different. You have to enter the other person's dream and become their faith for the spiritual power to be effective."

Shi Miaomiao's mind went blank.

"It's too difficult, then I won't use it, it's useless to me at all."

Dog God is very proud.

"Entering a dream to do good deeds can help you accumulate merit, which is much better than kneeling in the Buddhist hall and copying Buddhist scriptures every day."

"Is that right?"

Shi Miaomiao was so excited that she danced around and drew many pictures, stuffing them into her clothes.

"Come on, let's go to the kitchen. I'll treat you to lots and lots of delicious food. There's so much good stuff in the palace. I'm too young to eat it all yet, so you eat for me first!"

The dog god was satisfied.

Although this guy is glib and smooth-talking, he will bribe it with food.

No loss.

The two little ones sneaked out, and since they weren't too conspicuous at night, they quickly found their way to the kitchen.

The dog god was feasting in the kitchen.

The little baby is keeping watch for it.

"Dog God, I have a question that I can't figure out."

She looked at the dog god with a serious expression.

"They say a leopard can't change its spots, so why don't you like eating poop?"

The dog god vomited.

Instantly, I remembered when it first came to her side, it was almost driven crazy by humans forcing it to eat feces!

"Master, you did this on purpose!"

"I don't."

"You're doing this on purpose! You see how much I, the dog god, am enjoying my food while you can't have any? You're just jealous of me. Go back by yourself in a bit!"

Shi Miaomiao gave in immediately.

"Hey, Dog Bro, I'm still a little kid. My brain isn't fully developed yet, and I'm very curious. Don't be so stingy."

The dog god was so angry that he couldn't eat anymore.

"Let's go back, or Mother will become suspicious."

The two little ones sneaked back again.

"Hey Dog, there looks like someone's acting suspiciously up ahead. Could he be trying to steal the kids? I'm so scared!"

A middle-aged man, dressed as a eunuch, hurried toward the passage ahead.

"Quick, keep up with him."

"Aren't you scared?"

Every second was filled with fear.

But she couldn't control her gossipy nature!

"Hurry, hurry, keep up!"

Shi Miaomiao tugged at its fur, urging it on and on.

The dog god wasn't paying attention and tripped her, causing her to fall.

"Ouch!"

Shi Miaomiao cried from the pain, but she managed to hold it in and try not to make a sound.

Upon reaching the entrance to Qingning Palace, the fake eunuch stopped acting suspiciously, stood tall and proud, and swaggered in with a token in his arms.

"Quick, crawl through the dog hole."

The dog god protests.

How could a magnificent dog possibly crawl through a dog hole?

"Have you forgotten how humans forced you to eat dog poop? If you don't crawl in, I'm calling for help right now!"

Helpless, the dog god crawled through the dog hole and pulled Shi Miaomiao in with him.

"Where is it!"

soon.

The two little ones successfully climbed through the window.

"This humble official greets the Empress Dowager!"

Under the lights, he no longer hid, took off his hat, and stood there openly.

"Oh ho, it's... it's him!"

On a dark and windy night, they sneaked into the Empress Dowager's palace.

Just imagine it; it's incredibly lifelike.

Exciting!