After my whole family overheard my thoughts, they went berserk.
Chapter 002: Avenging Mother
The palace maid covered her little face, not caring whether she was holding it in or not.
Shi Miaomiao felt even more aggrieved!
Uncontrollable tears flowed angrily from her mouth, splattering the palace maid's hand with saliva.
Her little face turned red, and her little fists were clenched tightly. She really wanted to punch her, but she was just a little baby and had no fighting power!
"Don't be afraid, Master, I will protect you!" The dog god trotted along, sneaking behind them.
It rushed into Rongde Palace at breakneck speed, found a place to hide, and peeked out its little head from time to time, looking very alert like a puppy.
"Your Highness Consort Rong." Xiuhe, the personal maid, took Shi Miaomiao and turned to hug Consort Rong.
Shi Miaomiao squinted her eyes and pretended to be asleep, but in reality she was secretly observing the enemy's situation.
"Hmm, if he were even a little better looking, Father might feel less guilty."
Consort Rong looked haggard, with beads of sweat on her forehead, and lay weakly on the couch. Due to various inducements before pregnancy and the timing of her delivery, she had suffered greatly.
But Shi Miaomiao wasn't her child, so she couldn't be bothered to look at her.
"How is my Yun'er? Has she been successfully returned to the Empress's side?" Consort Rong asked sadly.
The maid Xiuhe nodded in satisfaction: "With Granny Fang's assistance, everything has been done according to Your Highness's wishes."
When this matter was mentioned, Consort Rong was heartbroken and burst into tears.
“My poor Yun’er, she has to be separated from me right after she was born. I’m afraid that when we meet in the palace in the future, I won’t dare to go up to her and get close to her.”
"Your Majesty, please don't think like that. This separation is only for a better future. When Princess Yun comes of age, that will be your time to shine!"
If you say that, Consort Rong won't be sad anymore; she's still hoping her daughter can turn things around for her!
"Hmph! Using your father's influence, you drugged my father, climbed into his bed, became pregnant with his child, and became a concubine, but my father never even visits you!"
"On the contrary, it's my mother who is kind and pitiful towards you, always praising you, yet you're always jealous of her, always trying to outdo her. When you can't win, you steal the child, letting her take my place, framing my mother, father, and brother—shameless!"
"The Empress is a brainless idiot who wants to raise my daughter. She'll probably never know she's my flesh and blood until she dies!"
Consort Rong muttered to herself, a hint of pleasure in her eyes.
"Hmph, you ugly woman, how dare you call my mother a fool."
Phew, watch how I get revenge for my mother!
"Wah! Wah! Wah!" Shi Miaomiao burst into tears.
Seeing that she was crying so hard, Consort Rong was afraid that she would make a scene and cause some unnecessary trouble, so she impatiently gave instructions to Xiuhe.
"I reckon it's hungry. Bring it over here and I'll feed it."
Her eyes and expression were filled with disgust for Shi Miaomiao, even though she was so pleasing to the eye.
As soon as Shi Miaomiao was in Consort Rong's arms, she let out a stinky fart. Consort Rong smelled the stench and couldn't help but snort, intending to let her eat it casually for a couple of bites before having her taken away.
Suddenly, she felt a warm flow pour down her crotch, and a strong stench assaulted her senses!
"what!"
Consort Rong's face paled, her voice trembled, and her entire body stiffened.
Shi Miaomiao is really impressive!
He defecated all the meconium onto Consort Rong's crotch!
This must be incredibly painful for someone who has just given birth naturally!
"Master, I'm here!"
The dog god rushed over, jumped directly onto her bed, stuck out his butt and wiggled it a couple of times, and then pooped next to her!
Shi Miaomiao blinked her eyes with satisfaction.
"You know how to finish off enemies!"
The dog god was very proud. As a divine dog, it was an honor for Consort Rong to poop on her bed!
"What's that smell?" Everyone was disgusted by the overwhelming stench of dog poop.
The mixed smell quickly spread to every corner of the entire house!
In an instant, the stench of feces wafted from outside, causing everyone to gag.
The one who suffered the most was Consort Rong.
Huayao Palace.
The Empress had fallen into a deep sleep under the influence of the medication, but she couldn't resist the baby's repeated cries of "Mother."
"Wow wow wow!"
The sound of a baby crying came from inside the room. The palace maids inside were all called in and tried various methods to soothe the baby, but the crying did not stop.
The empress, annoyed by the noise, immediately snapped back to reality.
Seeing this, Granny Fang carried the baby to her and said with a fawning expression, "Your Majesty, you're finally awake. The little princess must be hungry; she's been crying nonstop."
The Empress looked at the baby in her arms but did not reach out to take it immediately.
Looking at his appearance, with his pointed mouth and monkey-like cheeks, he had none of the cuteness of a baby and instead looked like an old child with an unfriendly face.
But when she woke up in the middle of the night, she looked at her child in a completely different light.
The child was beautiful and adorable, with big, bright, round eyes and fair skin just like she had when she was a child. Her smile was like the sun in the sky, warming her heart.
This child, no matter how you look at him, looks like a monkey reincarnated, with dark and yellow skin. I reckon he won't be very good-looking when he grows up.
"Your Majesty," Fang Mama called softly, noticing the Empress lost in thought, "the little princess may be hungry."
The Empress then took the baby from her arms.
When she was pregnant, she was extremely looking forward to this baby because she already had four older brothers. She had imagined what the baby would look like countless times, and she was sure it wouldn't be like this.
Shi Yunyun cried until her face was red in the Empress's arms, pouting her withered little mouth, but even the kind-hearted Empress could not feel the tenderness she should have felt.
Let's feed the baby some food first to stop this noisy crying.
Suddenly, she remembered something, stopped what she was doing, and asked Granny Fang, "How is Consort Rong? Did she also have a premature birth?"
Just when Shi Yunyun thought the food was coming, she didn't get a single bite and started wailing loudly again.
The Empress was so shocked by what she heard that she lost all interest in breastfeeding.
Granny Fang was stunned. The child was so hungry, why wasn't she feeding him?
Isn't the Empress the one who cherishes her children the most? She insisted on breastfeeding all four princes herself, especially this one, which she looked forward to every day.
Did she know that this wasn't her biological child?
impossible!
Everything they did was flawless!
"Consort Rong also gave birth prematurely, around the same time as you," Granny Fang sighed. "It's a pity your labor was so irregular. The Emperor has been very busy lately and went out of the palace today to inspect the people's conditions, so he couldn't be there to witness the birth of your little princess."
After tidying her clothes, the Empress placed the doll in Fang Mama's hands and stood up, saying, "I should go and see Consort Rong."
After giving birth, she always felt like she was having a dream, but when she woke up, the dream felt so real that she felt it was real.
An invisible force compelled her to go and see Rongde Palace.
Granny Fang was completely bewildered.
But seeing that the Empress had already gotten up, put on her cloak and walked out the door, he could only follow behind her with the baby in his arms.
Although the Empress had just given birth, her steps were not those of a new mother; her light and quick steps allowed her to reach Rongde Palace in no time, before anyone else could report to her.
"You're so young and you're already trying to be naughty! You've soiled my pants with shit! Believe me or not, I'll strangle you!" Consort Rong said angrily.
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